Kanye West Made A Music Video Where He Bangs Kim Kardashian The Whole Time

November 19th, 2013 // 93 Comments

The only reason Kanye West is even with Kim Kardashian is because he’s obsessed with her sex tape. And now he’s made his own version, only disguised as a music video so he can force people to watch it on daytime television. Which seems baller except you know who else buys porn stars? Justin Bieber. *drops mic*

NOTE: If you’re wondering why you’re seeing Ellen DeGeneres at the beginning, that’s because Kanye debuted it on her show. Although, in his defense, housewives go gay for BBW porn. (That’s a freebie, Redbook.)

 

UPDATE: And there’s an uncensored version already. Of course.

Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Man she looks like shit

  2. Dios Mio

    That song could, quite literally, not be worse.

    • cc

      Have to agree. In the words of Simon Cowell, it’s unspeakably awful.

    • D-chi

      I thought you must be exaggerating. But the song is like…. illogically bad. It just keeps changing keys in a way that the different parts don’t even sound like the same song. It’s an actual cacophony.

    • Neither could the video. It’s like David Hasselhoff’s Hooked on a Feeling video, only with zero of the tongue-in-cheek awfulness to round out the general awfulness.

  3. Odbarc

    I thought this was a JOKE for like the first minute. This video is fucking awful. The song is fucking awful. I’d rather watch any Justin Bieber video all day than see this again.
    Did Kim write this song?! That actually explains it all.

    • Ummm

      +100000000000000 I kept checking my browser to see if I had something else playing at the same time. THE WORST

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I must reluctantly admire the whorish shamelessness of this cash grabbing heifer. She has no detectable talent at all…yet how much did she pull in last year?
    I’ve gotten through life without any exposure to Mr West’s videos thus far, maybe that streak shouldn’t be broken.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Udderly disgusting.

  6. Kim, are you disgusting?

    Uh huh, honey.

    Admitting is the first step.

  7. Say What

    The buffering was the best part of the video

  8. RayJ

    Hey Yezzsus, if you need an extra to pee on her I’m available.

  9. I got to 3:12 and couldn’t fucking stand it anymore. Anybody beat that?

    These are the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard – “I’ll fuck you on the sink; then I’ll get you a drink”

    Make sure it’s pee, Kanye. She likes to drink pee.

    • Jesus, Brittany Murphy’s dead, and these two fuckers are still inflicting shit on us?

      Any way we can make that “drink” a glass of thallium, straight up, for two?

  10. Mohawk Disco

    In a weak moment I was going to watch the video but had a slow connection so I stopped. For the first time I’ll have to write a Thank You letter to my ISP.

  11. At the 1:15 mark I literally said, out loud, “I think I’ll just mute this…” but it didn’t help. Still confused. And frightened. SO terrible. Send help.

  12. HAW, love the amount of photoshop that went into her body even in a shadowy video. lol, her waist is not that tiny

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    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see her Spanx line just above the knee. What would that look like without Spanx? Can’t imagine.

  14. yourmom

    Kanye West – KING of photoshop. Word.

  15. Freebie

    She looks like a sex bot from Almost Human. Vacant eyes, immobile face and exaggerated curves.

  16. Kanye should give Guy Ritchie a call. He knows how to escape a succubus.

  17. Ronaldo

    The music does not mix or sound well with his rapping. It does not match well at all. He considers himself a music genius? LOL. oh please

  18. Instead of horses COWS should be running on this video

  19. OogyBoogy

    If that’s the voice of our generation then just kills us all now. Just end it.

  20. Sneakerpimp

    I’m waiting for Taylor swift to come out and say ”
    worst video ever!!! Just saying….”

  21. Jack Ketch

    I rather enjoyed the break from Kow Tits Kardashian. She makes me want to vomit with those greasy fakers. MOO.

  22. Artemus

    What a joke. He probably thinks he is the first one to sample an old song and rap over it. It is still playing as I write this… wow. Sounds like a brat kid shouting. terrible. Ellen…wow.
    The beginning is a Budweiser commercial then it turns into… wow.
    I thought he was a rapper.

  23. theTRUTH

    Does anyone remember the sex scene from The Chase?
    …with Charlie Sheen… I know you saw it.
    Yeah, this guy is not very original.

  24. MoreTRUTH

    I like the Silhouette woman. Then they keep cutting Kardashian’s face in between.

  25. the mix is terrible – so disjointed

    i love the ‘acting’ going on in this – she looks like she’s trying to strike every sexy pose possible while he’s actually paying more attention to his driving a bike in front of a green screen.

    literally the worst special effects to hide/disguise her body and some of the laziest and crappy rhyming ever.

    just awful…

  26. someone please answer me this...

    How the hell did someone get so wealthy by doing little more than letting a 4th rate rapper make a snoozer of a porno with them?

    justy?…cock Dr?…McBeef?…anyone?

    • Cock Dr

      “The bigger the humbug, the better people will like it.” Attributed to P.T. Barnum.
      “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people” HL Mencken
      “MOO” Cock Dr

  27. Martin

    fucking in a music video ? Well , dogs can that . Why not have a video of him fucking a dog ? It used to take talent to entertain , not so much any more . Now all you need is a filthy mouth and degrade women . Not that these so called women mind . They love it . They have no sense of self worth . But there a strong consensuses of women out there who wold bash this . Well ladies now would be a good time

  28. OMG I am laughing so hard, is this shit real? This fucking idiot is really torching his career for this bitch, isn’t he? Was this video shot at Sears Photo Studio?

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess when the whole world has seen you double fisted gargling a 10″ cock, concepts like “modesty” and “dignity” are pretty abstract.

  30. Tony

    Lets see here… some wanna be gangster and his ‘ho ridding a coin box kiddy ride in front of a green screen. People are f’n idiots to call this entertainment/art?

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    yumm
    Commented on this photo:

    aggggggggggggggg she tried too much to push all those f*king meats in that f*king ugly fabrics .

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    jennalynn b
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks pretty good. How many people can wear white(with or without Spanx) and still look flawless? I don’t see any fat rolls or dimples,no muffin top or gut, so I think she is pulling off this outfit pretty well

  33. D-chi

    She always looks like she’s stuffed into something. I mean she can wear whatever she wants, but I would think that looser clothing would be more comfortable.

  34. Jade

    I don’t listen to Kanye, but I know he’s won a lot of awards. After seeing this video/listening to this song, I am baffled by how that happened. I would have thought some college kid made that in their dorm room on a boring weekend.

  35. cmonreally

    I just can’t believe her vagina was so close to him and he didn’t run screaming into Riccardo Tisci’s arms.

  36. Fancy Face

    So…when does he pee on her?

  37. foreal

    This is a joke, right? Boy, I’ll bet Kanye is pissed.

  38. me

    wonder how many quarters they had to put in the fake motorcycle in front of the green screen? I think whatever insurance company they ripped the commercial from in the backdrop should sue.

  39. anonymous

    Wow you know she sucks at acting when she looks into her real life boyfriend’s eyes and the passion or love doesn’t look real.

    She might as well be looking at paint dry in the video.

  40. eh

    It’s so terrible. They are in love, fucking like rabbits, jus had a kid, print money from doing nothing of discernible value, and please god tell me they aren’t happier than me! Just because they have everything and the Midwesterners hating on them have nothing doesn’t make them any better, does it? Please tell us they aren’t better than us or we’ll cry!

  41. Juano

    This is just bad. There’s no way to even make a joke about it. God, it sounds horrible!

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    dennis
    Commented on this photo:

    At least her first ass has finally eaten her second ass. That was just too weird.

  43. Margaret

    Birfday?

  44. Margaret

    Is the audio in that video like Mystery Science Theater? A non-funny overdub? Cuz them lyricals was all like fucking tyrrible. Those are two crazy people, and anyone who would actually pay them money for anything for any reason is twice as crazy.

    • James

      When I was in elementary school my uncle told me that when he and my father were growing up the local drive-in theater would put up a “Monkey Village” when it got too cold to show movies in the winter. The Monkey Village was in these huge wire cages with little grass huts that the monkeys lives in. The cages had about two dozen monkeys, and assorted objects for the monkeys to throw at one another (he said old light bulbs and glass Christmas tree ornaments were favorates). The theater charged a buck a head on the weekends to watch the ensuing chaos.

      Not sure why I felt the need to share this; guess I thought it sounded more entertaining than the crap put out by these two asshats.

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  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    Ginger Failed
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks ssoooo uncomfortable.

  47. titty_police

    Here’s why Kim and Kanye make a great pair. Kim’s so fucking stuck up that she probably will refuse to suck cock and lies down like a dead fish during sex. Also, too much botox to suck cock. However, Kanye is one of the few people in the world who is even more vain and more influential than Kim that he can force her to suck his cock.

  48. Wow….Kim really needs to work on her “versatility”.

  49. CJ

    so i’m not sure what i just witnessed… are they supposed to be banging on the motorcycle? is this to simulate how the daughter was conceived? if it is she looks bored… should i be surprised that she isn’t even a good video ho? is it wrong that i’m surprised my ears aren’t bleeding?

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Skirt Kendall Jenner
    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s gotten to be vile, just vile.

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