“Our deal was you stab my mother in the heart with a stake, and I have sex with you in front of Matt Lauer. Now are you going to hold up your end of the bargain or not?”
“Damn, chill, woman. I’ll handle it. Now quit talkin’ at me when I’m tryin’ to look for scarves. Mmm, yeah, I like this one. Not too scratchy…”
So remember when Kanye West did a bunch of coke and went off on Twitter about how’s he’s basically starting The Dharma Initiative complete with scientists and a new paradigm for education designed by Spike Jonze? Here’s how quickly that’s already devolved into “Do whatever it takes to keep sticking my penis in Kim Kardashian‘s butt.” Via RadarOnline:
“Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries, but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season. Viewers won’t see him featured in the first part of the season, and it won’t be all about Kanye,” a show insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
For those of you wondering how the hell the Kardashians managed to rope in Kanye who, yes, by definition is a crazy person, does alright for himself and really doesn’t need the publicity, allow me to harken back to my earlier theory that Kris Jenner is a goddamn vampire.
KANYE: Yo, Mrs. Jenner, I don’t know why we couldn’t just talk over the phone. I’m a busy ma-
KRIS: You will have sex with my daughter and appear on her reality show…
KANYE: I will have sex with your daughter and appear on her reality show.
KRIS: You will also have sex with me right now without putting a condom on…
KANYE: I will also have sex with you right now without putting a condom on.
KRIS: And we will name the resulting child Khloe 2…
KANYE: Yeah, I’m not doing that.
KRIS: C’mon…
KANYE: Nope.
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God but he’s ugly. Has she ever dated a white man?
Didn’t she date Halle Berry’s ex? The one who was too white to raise their biracial child?
You know what…I wish I didn’t know this shit. I spend way too much time here.
Yea, I have burned up a few brain cells myself. I tell myself that it is the “train wreck theory” You don’t want to look, but you just have too. I am soooo ashamed.
“We can rebuild him.”
(Ten hours later)
“Let’s chalk this one up to best intentions and never speak of it again.”
Ain’t no self respecting white man going to lay down with the fleas in her knurled up ass pussy hair.
And I couldn’t even imagine jacking off to a sex scene with those two. Ew!
I would rather have my balls bitten by African fire ants than see his reconstructed jaw going down on that silicone injected ass. Yuck!
Kanye: “Hmm, what’s the stupidest, douchiest thing I could possibly do?”
“Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera because of the whole fiasco with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Kris Humphries…”
Kim should be leery of appearing on camera herself, since she’s a giant-assed piss mop who contributes nothing to society.
Piss mop. Wonderful.
Looks don’t apparently matter to this cow; it’s all about the $ and fame factor.
Perhaps another sex tape will be offered to immortalize this pairing. We can only hope that the scenes where he makes her moo like a Black Angus in heat don’t get left on the cutting room floor.
I heard a rumor they are into some kinky role reversal shit.
http://tinyurl.com/6qm97jy
You want role reversal, I’ll give you role reversal…
http://www.oddcouple.info/sites/default/files/rolereversal.jpg
Wonder if he’ll get all pissy when she asks him to sign a prenup.
Once you go black….
irrelevant.
Need to go from a 1 camera shoot to 3or 4. Don’t know if there’s enough mirrors available so these two can simultaneously gaze upon themselves and the camera .
well, besides the cash, he can enjoy her bushy, cavernous ass crack…and cavort with the colony of avatars that lives within
The anal sex must feel awesome if he signed up to appear on the show.
Kim’s a master pegger.
Kudos to the Kardashians for finding a way to make themselves even more unlikable. Looking forward to guest appearances by Ashton Kutcher.
Kris was hoping Kim could date Idi Amin next season, but she was saddened to learn that he’s dead.
As is Generalisimo Francisco Franco!
But Idi Amin was black , so we do understand her selection criteria
I hear that Kony dude is top of the list.
I think that’s the happiest I’ve ever seen her.
Wow, KK can’t get enough of that ole’ Chocolate Wonderlicious!!!
“Suck in the butt for the cameras in 3… 2… 1….”
And people wonder why there are atheists in this world.
Pants are sagging, Kanye. Does that fly in Paris?
We should get the names of the people that watch the show and have them systematically sterilized to protect the future of the human race
what about all the people who click on a blog and give hits to all the pages with these parasitic whores? fish keeps buying more images and we keep eating it up. its a vicious cycle.
like they used to say about howard stern. people who hated him tuned in more frequently and for longer than people who liked him.
so its also like that who killed the kennedys idea. we all did.
Rectus! Dominus! Tritus! Ominus!
Couldn’t they both drown is a bathtub filled with 12 inches of water with various substances in their bloodstream? They seem to be addicted to themselves and fame , without the required talent that I expect
You Americans have the most limited imagination when it comes to what defines a talent . These “celebrities” would be lucky to have a job as a barista in the UK !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Only_Way_Is_Essex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_Chelsea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie_Shore
Oh, yeah, your culture is so superior.
Lol you guys in the UK have pretty useless ‘celebrities’ as well
Katie Price, Jodie Marsh, etc etc etc
Piers Morgan. ‘Nuff said.
If the name isn’t a giveaway he’s a relatively funny troll, flame on. (Consider the initials.) Because the Brits as a culture would call a whore a whore, at least, and not pretend the K’s are anything more than the publicity vampires they are. We, for some reason, seem to need to pretend they are a “family” of “humans” with “souls”, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Does Rihanna know that he’s getting lucky with KIm?
That will be the end of the trim – train stopping at her house !
Damn It People!!!……Kim will not rest until she is peed on by every black man in America…… Get To Work!!!!!!!
“look Kanye you little bitch, leave the man bags alone and we work as a team… That means you do everything momma tells us right?”
i think kim is trying to ruin her career even more then her fake ass wedding did. she clearly was sleeping with him while he was in a relationship she is nothing but low down trash skank. no one has respect for her. the fact she was in the same article as Elizabeth Taylor makes me wanna throw up she is garbage and the decline in her empire is starting to show all her sales are way down ratings are way down. its time to throw out the trash
WERE IS A FIRE WENE YOU NEED IT now doit nowwwwwwwwww 2 with one stone NOWWWWWWWWWW
nobody is talkin about kanye, so when u need to sell records or get attention, u go with the white folk.
she got all looks, nothing inside,
he got no looks, and nothing inside.
forget ‘em
Hey Kanye do you like fish sticks?
What are you a gay fish?
why do you keep posting about them?? who runs thesuperficial? kim…is that you?
Can I just say one more thing? ..ok.. I hope she does not get pregnant.
Well, Celebuzz! does host both The Superficial and KK’s blog. You figure it out.
if the two blogs were sister blogs, wouldnt there be less namecalling about how they are vapid morons? LOL. u obviously dont visit this site often if you think its a “conspiracy”
Shit, first we have this CUNT Kim Kardashian on the tube, now we top that off by adding another useless cocksucker Kayne! What the fuck, are all you liberal assholes in Hollywood that stupid that you can’t actually “write” a decent Television show instead of following some fucking SLUT and her jackass friends around. No wonder the country is going to shit with these clowns on TV.
Fuck you both Kayne & Kim Kardashian!!
I love Americans!!! You come up with the funniest expressions. Piss mop!!!! That one caused a mouthful of coffee to be sprayed over my keyboard!!! Keep up the good work!!!!
She can feel him in her mouth already
Kanye? I thought the show could not have a bigger fiasco after that wedding.
They are perfect for each other.
2 arrogant assholes.
“Listen Kim, Ima let you finish your argument but Paris Hilton had the best sex tape ever recorded “
He’s an asshole and his name starts with a K. He’s practically family.
MIchael Jackson face. Even more obvious in the tiny thumbnail.
She has the worst judgement of character in men that I’ve ever seen. This guy is a tool. A match made in hell as ffar as I’m concerned.
It’s hard to judge someone’s character when you have none yourself.
I Love them. They are a true POWER COUPLE. Kim is such an inspiration to women everywhere and CougarsDatingsite was amazing!
If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have a baby it will literally be JUST an asshole, right? A puckered, Vuitton-swaddled asshole?
you know it makes you wonder why these men have no problem screwing the same women, is it because its the closest they can get with each other.They say who ever you lay down with youre laying down with their past lovers and your past lovers. So maybe thats what its all about trying to feel each other when they all sleep with the same sluts. Make you go um
Maybe at the end of the season they’ll drag Taylor Swift into their layer and beat the shit out of her spirit, right after they cut off all her hair and glue it on to Rob Kardashian so he can be a hot slut, too.
No is he REALLY wearing his pants below his ass? REALLY?!?! Knock that shit off.
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Shopping In New York
Did anybody not see this coming? Stevie Wonder saw that coming. There is no one Kim will not ride to increase her 15 minutes of fame. She’ll do anything to promote herself and her shitty show. Don’t blame her, blame the stupid asshole who keep “falling in love” with her. Cunts
FUCK Kim Kardashian.