Aww, Kanye’s Sad Jay-Z Plays With Justin Timberlake Now Instead Of Him

The Superficial / February 25, 2013

While performing in London on Saturday, Kanye West decided to bitch about Justin Timberlake who’s working with Jay-Z now which I’m sure has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian trying to touch Beyonce thus absorbing her essence. He also bitched about the Grammys before going on a rant about shucking and jiving for drink sponsorships. Who the hell knows? Via HuffPo:

“Can I sell your drink for you, please?” West asked in a mocking voice. “So you can help me put on a better show, please, corporations? Can you please support me, please? Me, Kanye West? I swear I’m a nice n—a now. I swear I’ll put the pink Polo back on.” (West, who used to wear ruby-style Ralph Lauren Polo shirts, now wears masks and leather kilts.)

I’m not going to lie, I would honestly respect Kim Kardashian if I found out she said, “I let Ray J pee on me so I could get famous and even I thought that was pathetic.” And by respect I mean yell, “Damn, nigga!” then politely listen about how it’s not cool for me to say that when really I’m just waiting for Lisa Lampanelli to burst through the wall and save me. She has a purpose now. A mission.