Aww, Kanye’s Sad Jay-Z Plays With Justin Timberlake Now Instead Of Him

February 25th, 2013 // 24 Comments
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While performing in London on Saturday, Kanye West decided to bitch about Justin Timberlake who’s working with Jay-Z now which I’m sure has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian trying to touch Beyonce thus absorbing her essence. He also bitched about the Grammys before going on a rant about shucking and jiving for drink sponsorships. Who the hell knows? Via HuffPo:

“Can I sell your drink for you, please?” West asked in a mocking voice. “So you can help me put on a better show, please, corporations? Can you please support me, please? Me, Kanye West? I swear I’m a nice n—a now. I swear I’ll put the pink Polo back on.” (West, who used to wear ruby-style Ralph Lauren Polo shirts, now wears masks and leather kilts.)

I’m not going to lie, I would honestly respect Kim Kardashian if I found out she said, “I let Ray J pee on me so I could get famous and even I thought that was pathetic.” And by respect I mean yell, “Damn, nigga!” then politely listen about how it’s not cool for me to say that when really I’m just waiting for Lisa Lampanelli to burst through the wall and save me. She has a purpose now. A mission.

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  1. Ben

    “Remind me why I watched that shit”

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Black history month?

  3. schmidtler

    And by respect I mean yell, “Damn, nigga!”
    Just trying to see if Fish will remove a post that quotes him, because it’s too offensive. If not, I’ll come back later and try again with something more offensive.

  4. schmidtler

    ok, so kanye censors himself using only ‘ni–a’, fish can write ‘nigga’, samuel jackson can go all out and say ‘nigger’. Based on these observations, I must conclude fish is blacker than kanye but whiter than Samuel L. Jackson. and Quentin Tarantion either makes Wesley Snipes look like ‘Potsy’ from Happy Days or he’s just an asshole.

    • Yo dummy, Kanye didn’t censor himself, Fish was just pulling a quote from an article that censored what he said on stage. And because it was a direct excerpt from an article, he left it as it was written.

  5. ok, so kanye censors himself using only ‘ni–a’, fish can write ‘ni gga’, samuel jackson can go all out and say ‘ni gger’. Based on these observations, I must conclude fish is blacker than kanye but whiter than Samuel L. Jackson. and Quentin Tarantion either makes Wesley Snipes look like ‘Potsy’ from Happy Days or he’s just an asshole.

    • I love it when Schmidtler gets on his soapbox about how Fish won’t let him use the n-word in the comments. It’s such a noble cause, worth every bit of the high dudgeon he gets into.

      Fight the power, Schmidtler!

      • it’s a word – why do we all have to make pretend that we’re in a room full of little children, and bother ourselves with spelling the word out with asterisks or dashes, as if saying or writing the actual word will somehow conjure up satan or whatever? and yes, I find it stupid the sfw uses a variation of the word in his post, then autofilters out any comments that use the same variation of it or (gasp!) the actual word itself! nothing ever gets resolved unless it can be discussed freely and openly. that’s my theory, anyway.

  6. Mumra

    Kanye, when you marry a whale that no one wants to be friends with, sometimes you get crushed by said whale.

  7. sparky

    reality check: wiz wins.

  8. “Remind me again why we in this shit … remind me again why we in this shit.” Ain’t that sweet? He’s writing about Kim now!

  9. CK

    It’s probably the gay-ass clothes.

  10. ret

    mouf breather

  11. Kim's Unborn Piglet

    For verily I say unto thee, tread lightly when I come forth unto the world, for I shall spite all thee who do not bow before me, and send them to the fires of hell! My reign shall begin as soon as I am released from this piss stained cell! BWWWAHAHAH!

  12. SPIDEY

    no one will remember his work

  13. El Jefe

    No one cares about this whiny brat and when he dies, no one will miss him.

  14. kara

    his head is huge and so is kims. both are not very bright and are full of themselves. what would they be if they had no money? nothing. he’s marrying a woman who is famous for a sex tape and shes marrying a rapper who thinks he’s royalty or something. they need to both go away and will very soon.

  15. kara

    he must be so proud. more people have been inside kim than a new York subway.

  16. anonym

    smelly douchebag is smelly

  17. Why is there a lion-man eating a Transformers action figure on his shirt?

  18. Well, I’m glad he wasn’t willing to sacrifice his integrity as an artist.

    LOL.

  19. “If it ain’t all ’bout me,
    I’m gonna get pouty,
    If I ain’t the whole world,
    I’ll act like a little girl”

  20. Kimmy

    Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Justin had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best videos of all time!

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