I Think Something Happened Between Kanye West & Jimmy Kimmel, Don’t Quote Me On That

September 27th, 2013 // 44 Comments
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Above is a Jimmy Kimmel sketch parodying Kanye West‘s BBC Radio interview where he calls himself a civil rights movement that invented leather jogging pants which is why he’s also Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph. So basically a comedy goldmine of egomaniacal insanity. Except if you ask Kanye, he’d tell you it’s the “first piece of honest media in years” in all caps which is exactly what he did last night on Twitter after seeing the clip and personally calling Jimmy Kimmel to threaten him to apologize. So here’s that craziness:

JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS

JIMMY KIMMEL, I DON’T TAKE IT AS A JOKE…. YOU DON’T HAVE SCUM BAGS HOPPING OVER FENCES TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DAUGHTER

JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE…

YOU CAN’T PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY… IS THAT FUNNY?… OR IF I HAD A KID SAY IT WOULD IT BE FUNNY???

SHOULD I DO A SPOOF ABOUT YOUR FACE OR YOU FUCKING BEN AFFLECK…#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!!!!

I LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW ME, I WENT TO YOUR FAMILY’S WEDDING

WHO YOU MADE IT CLEAR TO ME WASN’T YOUR FAMILY WHEN I WAS ON THEN PHONE WITH YOU 5 MINUTES AGO, YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA MUTHERFUCKER.

SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!

Kanye then tweeted the following pics because he’s the Sheriff Woody of Internet memes, son:

Jimmy Kimmel No Good Pussy Kanye Twitter

Jimmy Kimmel Spongebob Kanye Twitter

 

And here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response on last night’s episode:

 

Followed by exactly how I imagine Kanye West will respond once he gets done flying to whatever country Kim Kardashian isn’t in:

JIMMY KIMMEL I TOLD YOU YOUR LIFE WAS GOING TO BE MUCH BETTER BUT YOU DIDN’T LISTEN!!! BUT I TALKED TO YOUR STARFISH FRIEND #GOTREAL

AND HE AIN’T EVEN LIKE YOU. THAT MOTHERFUCKIN STARFISH YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST FRIEND HATES YOU!!! KNOW HOW I KNOW?!

BECAUSE I EXIST IN A WORLD WHERE CARTOON CHARACTERS TALK TO ME. SPECIFICALLY TO ME. KANYE: THE GLITCH

WE EAT POP TARTS TOGETHER AND GO ON MAGICAL ADVENTURES AND EVEN HAVE SEX WITH KIM KARDASHIAN BECAUSE MY LIFE IS DOPE

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT JIMMY KIMMEL? HAVE SEX WHILE A CARTOON CHARACTER SITS ON YOUR BACK TELLING YOU THOUGHTS TO THINK??! #DONTTHINKSO

I LIVE REAL SHIT WHILE YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE MOST PERFECT, GOLDEN EXPRESSION OF MEDIA SINCE CLARK KENT INVENTED NEWSPAPERS

THAT SHIT’S NOT FUNNY TO ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY? DAFFY DUCK. MOTHERFUCKER COMES OVER AND CRACKS ME UP. HE’S A THIEF THOUGH

BUT IT’S PSYCHOLOGICAL, HE CAN’T HELP IT. BUT YOU’LL JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE THAT HOW YOU DO. FOR NOW…. #ELMERFUDDSAYSYOUGOTTADIE

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  1. BlinkyTheFish

    ‘WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT JIMMY KIMMEL? HAVE SEX WHILE A CARTOON CHARACTER SITS ON YOUR BACK TELLING YOU THOUGHTS TO THINK??! #DONTTHINKSO’ – Wait, what? I can only reasonably interpret this as he had sex with Kim while thinking he had a conversation with Sarah Silverman as a little cartoon girl? Err…

    • BlinkyTheFish

      And I like this ‘honest media’ stuff – at least in the form of his tweets. While once I worried that the media was just editing him to make him look like a douche, I am now relieved to know that I am getting the douche-iness straight from the horse’s ass.

  2. alex

    It’s kind of like Mel Gibson, Chris Brown or any of the other whack-jobs that have been exposed for being driven by ego or hatred or greed or any number of other personality disorders. Do we really care that this fucking idiot is upset with Kimmel? After walking on stage and taking the mic out of Taylor Swift’s hand, anything he does after that is just post-script. Like if Chris Brown gets into a fight this weekend,,,,,who fucking cares? It’s just another weekend for a bottom feeder scumbag. All of this is just so predictable these days….maybe it’s time for another batch of shirtless Justin Bieber photos acting like a gangsta. The ONLY good part is when we get to see them fall from grace for 20 minutes until the PR machine starts dishing out cash and they get a bought and paid for comeback. (BTW, have you seen the HBO show The Comeback? Funny stuff from Lisa Kudrow)

    Have a nice weekend internet.

    • KingRamses

      I like your comment. Speaking of Lisa Kudrow, she has a new show airing on Showtime called Web Therapy. F’in hilarious. Everyone should check it out.

  3. It’s pretty difficult trying to figure out how to interpret all of this. I always knew Kanye was an odd person, but now I’m thinking he has a real psychological disorder. I can’t think of any other explanation.

  4. Queef Sister

    I ain’t done seen no bitches in LEATHER JOGGING PANTS.

  5. Sheppy

    Wha… errr… wha… err… what!?

  6. JC

    I can’t watch/read the whole Kanye interview because I value my brain cells, but is he really whining like a bitch because Fendi doesn’t want his stupid fashion designs? Is that a thing someone would actually do? Someone that makes gobs of money for basically being a sh!thead and getting to marry a prize heifer?

  7. SER

    Kim K needs to get her ass away from Kanye—even if she has to make two trips. Also, let’s not forget the real winners in this whole thing: Scott and Lamar–Kanye makes Scott’s douchism and Lamar’s cocaine binge look almost acceptable.

  8. “BECAUSE I EXIST IN A WORLD WHERE CARTOON CHARACTERS TALK TO ME. SPECIFICALLY TO ME. KANYE: THE GLITCH”

    Fish, your entire Kanye rant is perfect. Thank you!!

  9. Deacon Jones

    I hope he kills himself

    • crb

      If you could convince him that there was secretly another Kanye out there,

      an Evil Kanye,

      one that was specifically out there, feeding lies, half-truths and poultroonery to the media, and talk show hosts, and news outlets, and his record company, and MTV, and Subway,

      and that it was all one delicately-crafted conspiracy; designed for one purpose: to drive the Real Kanye into madness, poverty, and despair, one little subversion at a time,

      and that Evil Kanye tried to hide for awhile by using the street-name, “Tyler Durden”, but he could no longer do so,

      One day, if a small cadre of right minded people showed the Real Kanye a door, behind which they’d trapped Evil Kanye and that NOW was the time to act! -Get out your gun and shoot this mofo dead before he ruins you, Real Kanye!

      -Hopefully, at that point, a mirror behind the door and his delusional stupidity would be enough to get Real Kanye to blow his own brains out.

      -And then; We throw a giant fiesta with Old El Paso Tacos!

  10. Cock Dr

    Are ya havin’ fun yet Kim?
    I’m sure this man has the steady temperment needed for fatherhood.

  11. Wow, he is fucking mental, like super duper mental. I am waiting for Kim to get a restraining order against him. Only a matter of time. I understand she is a gold digger and he is pretty rich, but is dealing with him for the rest of your life really worth it?

  12. TeeP

    So Kanye pretty much just proved the “Gay Fish” episode of South Park to be true. Not surprised.

  13. I think he thinks that leaning on the CAPS LOCK key is all you need to be the Most Powerful Voice in Media.

  14. Wait, is that a real interview with Kanye, or an episode of Bad Lip Reading?

  15. SER

    So now Kanye is tweeting all of these alleged quotes–with no authors. It’s like he didn’t even listen when Jimmy said you shouldn’t be your own hype man. Also, Def-Kanye 5 was comic gold.

  16. No Zimmerman References? WTF?

    I wonder what George Zimmerman thinks about all this hooplah.

  17. An egomaniac with no self awareness starts a twitter fight with a professional comic who also happens to have a staff of writers at his disposal. So Fish, are you ready for a weeks worth of posts that write themselves?

  18. Classy dude.
    Bragging about all the pussy he has nailed, I bet his newborn and skanky wife loved that part.

    Also agreed = DefKayne 5 is golden.

  19. Megalomania:
    A delusional state where a person believes that they are superior to others. They may believe themselves to be a god, a famous person or a gifted athlete. They may feel they have great social, political or other powers. It is generally considered a symptom of other manic or paranoid disorders.

    Synonym for Megalomania:
    Kanye West

  20. Hugh Jazz

    FAKE FAKE FAKE this all leads up to Kanye coming on the show and confronting Jimmy and then performing outside. Complete and utter troll. Mark my words.

  21. Frank Burns

    “HAVE SEX WHILE A CARTOON CHARACTER SITS ON YOUR BACK TELLING YOU THOUGHTS TO THINK” – and just what would be wrong with that? I would love a threesome with Cheetara and the Justice League version of Lois Lane.

  22. shrkth

    Best line: “I’ve seen the video; I know.”

  23. katy

    I thought Kimmel handled that Kanye Kunt Stunt really well – by laughing while explaining exactly what happened without commenting too much on the situation. However, of his comments, I especially like how he said, “That’s kind of offensive to Sarah…” about that No Good P***y picture.

  24. “JIMMY KIMMEL, I DON’T TAKE IT AS A JOKE…. YOU DON’T HAVE SCUM BAGS HOPPING OVER FENCES TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DAUGHTER”
    Neither do you, asshole. They’re hopping the fences trying to take pictures of Kim Kardashian’s daughter.

  25. Stanky Leg

    I sort of skipped over your intro to Kanye’s response tweets, and it didn’t cross my mind that it was made-up until Daffy Duck appeared. Expect media outlets worldwide to pick up on some of those as real.

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