I Think Something Happened Between Kanye West & Jimmy Kimmel, Don’t Quote Me On That

The Superficial / September 27, 2013

Above is a Jimmy Kimmel sketch parodying Kanye West’s BBC Radio interview where he calls himself a civil rights movement that invented leather jogging pants which is why he’s also Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph. So basically a comedy goldmine of egomaniacal insanity. Except if you ask Kanye, he’d tell you it’s the “first piece of honest media in years” in all caps which is exactly what he did last night on Twitter after seeing the clip and personally calling Jimmy Kimmel to threaten him to apologize. So here’s that craziness:

JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS

JIMMY KIMMEL, I DON’T TAKE IT AS A JOKE…. YOU DON’T HAVE SCUM BAGS HOPPING OVER FENCES TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DAUGHTER

JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE…

YOU CAN’T PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY… IS THAT FUNNY?… OR IF I HAD A KID SAY IT WOULD IT BE FUNNY???

SHOULD I DO A SPOOF ABOUT YOUR FACE OR YOU FUCKING BEN AFFLECK…#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!!!!

I LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW ME, I WENT TO YOUR FAMILY’S WEDDING

WHO YOU MADE IT CLEAR TO ME WASN’T YOUR FAMILY WHEN I WAS ON THEN PHONE WITH YOU 5 MINUTES AGO, YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA MUTHERFUCKER.

SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!

Kanye then tweeted the following pics because he’s the Sheriff Woody of Internet memes, son:

Jimmy Kimmel No Good Pussy Kanye Twitter

Jimmy Kimmel Spongebob Kanye Twitter

 

And here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response on last night’s episode:

 

Followed by exactly how I imagine Kanye West will respond once he gets done flying to whatever country Kim Kardashian isn’t in:

JIMMY KIMMEL I TOLD YOU YOUR LIFE WAS GOING TO BE MUCH BETTER BUT YOU DIDN’T LISTEN!!! BUT I TALKED TO YOUR STARFISH FRIEND #GOTREAL

AND HE AIN’T EVEN LIKE YOU. THAT MOTHERFUCKIN STARFISH YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST FRIEND HATES YOU!!! KNOW HOW I KNOW?!

BECAUSE I EXIST IN A WORLD WHERE CARTOON CHARACTERS TALK TO ME. SPECIFICALLY TO ME. KANYE: THE GLITCH

WE EAT POP TARTS TOGETHER AND GO ON MAGICAL ADVENTURES AND EVEN HAVE SEX WITH KIM KARDASHIAN BECAUSE MY LIFE IS DOPE

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT JIMMY KIMMEL? HAVE SEX WHILE A CARTOON CHARACTER SITS ON YOUR BACK TELLING YOU THOUGHTS TO THINK??! #DONTTHINKSO

I LIVE REAL SHIT WHILE YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE MOST PERFECT, GOLDEN EXPRESSION OF MEDIA SINCE CLARK KENT INVENTED NEWSPAPERS

THAT SHIT’S NOT FUNNY TO ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY? DAFFY DUCK. MOTHERFUCKER COMES OVER AND CRACKS ME UP. HE’S A THIEF THOUGH

BUT IT’S PSYCHOLOGICAL, HE CAN’T HELP IT. BUT YOU’LL JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE THAT HOW YOU DO. FOR NOW…. #ELMERFUDDSAYSYOUGOTTADIE

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