“♫ I’m just a happy little rapper, a touchin’ my dick… ♫”
While performing at the Tacoma Dome over the weekend, Kanye West apparently lost his shit after a fan threw some business cards onstage because he might trip and fall on them. “These cubes go 20 feet in the air, man,” I believe were his exact words. He then threatened to toss out an entire section of the audience unless the agent of Matt Lauer copped to trying to give Kanye advice on mutual funds which someone eventually did so the show could go on. When reached for comment, Kanye was quoted as saying, “Man, that shit ain’t even got a watermark. And you feel that thickness? Ain’t nowhere near tasteful, yo. Only thing right is the off-white coloring. Make a mothafucka take pause for a second and think, ‘Damn, that ain’t quite white – but it’s close.’”
h/t Bossip
Photos: Splash News
It’s tough to return to focus when you’re up on stage, rocking the joint, when some dumb fan attempts to assault the entertainer like that. Top props to you Kayne, for stopping the show and making it clear how easy it could be to slip on the cubes and fall from the top.
Randal
too bad the fan didn’t have a gun and end the bullshit that is Kanye. this asshole is the biggest loser in the industry. it was better when he hid in the shadows and we have to look at his fugly chipmunk face and hear his out of tune voice.
Who cares if a fan tries to give you a business card. Ignore it and continue on with show. Kanye is a douchebag.
Randall, if in fact that is your real name,
It’s tough to read one of you jerkoff posts without wanting to beat you senseless with a three foot lenght of #10 rebar.
The Happiest of Seasons to you and your stroking hand,
Do_Freebird
It’s nice to know that the Fish has really arrived. Not only is Fish now referenced in the urban dictionary – drawn enough interest fo Scientology to assign a spin blogger such as you.
Yep, you’re effective…
at being obvious AND annoying. Don’t worry Xenu will reward you.
Randal, you are my hero.
Britney Spears slipped and fell on confetti during a show in Moline IL and that’s what jacked up her knee.
Too bad the asshole ON the stage didn’t get a .45 ACP popped in his empty fucking head! Kanye is a douche-bag!
I don’t recall Tom Jones ever slipping on panties.
You have to reaiize that while Tom Jones got panties by the dozen, Kanye gets used condoms by the hundreds.
The panties thrown at Tom Jones these days are all size 18 or bigger, so it’s hard to miss them and end up slipping on them.
Things he’s not afraid of:fishsticks, ghosts, white women and jewelry.
> When a chick wears a see through costume without any underwear, or touches herself intimately on the stage, or rubs her firm, young firms breasts while gently caresses her thighs, or masturbates with a dildo or uses a sybian machine, or has full penetration with multiple member of the audience, or has a full blown bukake scene, I think it’s a truly beautiful, spiritual thing.
> Kanye West touching his junk – disgusting.
Got so worked up, I seem to typed this like shit. I think you get my drift on my message of love. And Randall, I still want you to die a slow painful death while being anally penetrated by Kanye West and his entourage..
if you’re a fan of this clown, you deserve to be treated like SHIT
I guess he’s aspiring to Axl Rose levels of Rock Star Entitlement Douchosity. Why even give a reason to stop, Kanye? Embrace your inner Axl and just walk off the stage for no reason.
PLEASE…next time throw one or more of the following on this douche-bag’s stage:
1. Hand grenade
2. Molotov Cocktail
3. Bag of rattle snakes
4. Bag of psychotic, murdering midgets armed with knives
5. Jar full of anthrax
So tired of this prima donna douchebag. His arrogance and ego are tiresome.
It is really hard for me to imagine a bigger asswipe that is alive today than this guy. Why do people even waste their money to go see this chump.
He doesn’t like being reminded that he can’t read.
Madea’s shtick was getting old. So, Tyler Perry’s playing an overprivileged, vaguely swishy a-hole rapper now?
having met kanye and been stunned at his stupidity, kinda thought it was an act for the media, i have to say that was a perfect impression fish.
You met Kanye? I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll make sure my grandma’s prayer circle prays for you. You’re going to be just fine.
I am so sorry you had to meet that idiot.
So, how many showers did it take to wash that experience off?
Does he think he works at Pierce and Pierce or something?
Has he come out yet?
Hey Kanye, FUCK YOU, you worthless fucking piece of shit. I’m counting the days until someone pops a cap in your ass and you go away for good. You’re a waste of air and your music SUCKS like you. Just DIE motherfucker!!
My, don’t we all have the Christmas spirit!
americans aren’t aware of the number of white c*cks which fit in his mouth at the same time.
Kanye fans are a bunch of tools, he sucks farts out of assholes.