Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’

August 8th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Do I even need a setup here? Kanye West opened his mouth and crazy come out in a heavy ego sauce. Via TMZ:

“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.”
He continued, “One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”
Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference.”

“I PRESS BUTTONS AND PRE-RECORDED BEATS COME OUT!!! DON’T PEOPLE REALIZE THAT’S MAGIC!!! MOTHERFUCKIN’ WIZARDRY!!! ‘CEPT Y’ALL WANNA CALL ME HITLER WHEN I AIN’T EVEN GOT THAT LITTLE MUSTACHE MAKING THEM JEWS GO BLICKETY BURN!! I’M MICHAEL FUCKIN’ JORDAN, TONGUE ALL OUT, HOLDING THIS WORLD TOGETHER WITH MY LYRICS LIKE THAT GREEK MO’FUCKER WITH THE GLOBE ON HIS BACK. WHAT’S HIS NAME??! SUPERMAN!! BUT ONE DAY THE HEAVENS ARE GONNA OPEN UP AND Y’ALL GONNA BE LIKE, ‘GOTDAMN, KANYE WAS TRANSFIGURING OUR LIVES INTO A MYTHICAL TELESCOPE OF OUR INNER SELVES!! HIS MUSIC WAS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ANGELS, MAN!!! GOD’S ANGELS!!!’ BUT I’LL FORGIVE YOU, I’LL FORGIVE YOU…. AFTER Y’ALL NAIL ME TO A CROSS AND DRINK MY BLOOD!! HOLLLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. You know what he would hate worse than people looking at him like Hitler? People not looking at him at all.

    I have a dream. We can do this, people.

  2. Honkey

    In every photo like this, there is always Tom Cruise in the back saying it all with his 4-inch platform shoes.

    • Carrie

      Whatever his 4-inch platforms were trying to say got drowned out by the banana shirt. Best. Outfit. Ever.

  3. Kanye West Hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye tries to look badass on the outside, but In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a white dude in the background, saying how Kanye really is on the inside via his ensemble.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, THIS is how you dress for the Louis Vuitton Men’s Ready-to-Wear show in Paris.

  5. Uncle Phil

    The only thing I remember Jordan using his “power” to get changed were the hand-check rules in the NBA. Well, there was a rule change about hand checking in response to Jordan anyway. Does that mean Taylor Swift is Kanye’s Byron Russell?

  6. juaquin ingles

    I don’t like wishing bad things on people, but I would love to watch this guy’s face go through a pane of glass in super slow-mo.

  7. balzac

    Adolph Hitler: ‘Stop calling him Hitler, he’s Michael Jordan’

  8. KanyeH8r

    Kanye West is no Hitler, Hitler was an insane individual, Kanye West is just a major JACKASS, ASSHOLE and self-serving COCKSUCKER… Come on, get it right!

  9. Dammit

    God fucking dammit, quit with the goddamned auto-play video ads. Three of them started playing at the same time on the same fucking page! Turn that shit OFF.

  10. Kanye West Hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye, if you’re looking for Kevin, you’re doing it all wrong.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m looking at the person in the back, with the shoes…lol

  12. Bob

    If Kanye gets any more retarded the courts are going to appoint Britney’s dad as his conservator too.

  13. Chimaera

    This guy and the one next go him as well as the Kardashian cows and Little Kim are one thing and one thing only: Simple parvenus prominently and quite obviously displaying their newly begotten gold chains, while wearing Chanel and carrying LV handbags or luggage. That’s their only sense of validity.

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    WYK
    Commented on this photo:

    you can t even compare this piece of shit to hitler, hitler had power, lots of it, what does this bitch have ? gold chains and tatoos in forearms ?? hahahahaha

  15. Kanye West Hitler
    Mr. Honest
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to look gangsta when a guy dressed like that is standing right behind you.

  16. Robert

    Narcissistic egomaniacs like him are usually ruthless dictators responsible for the death of millions in third world countries so be glad he was born in America where he’s just a nutjob you can ignore.

  17. HoodFellaz

    *Cues Kanye*

    George Bush doesn’t care about black people.

    Why would he? You make black people look like monkeys, wearing the same chain 3 times really?!

    Good for you.

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