Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’

August 8th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Do I even need a setup here? Kanye West opened his mouth and crazy come out in a heavy ego sauce. Via TMZ:

“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.”
He continued, “One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”
Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference.”

“I PRESS BUTTONS AND PRE-RECORDED BEATS COME OUT!!! DON’T PEOPLE REALIZE THAT’S MAGIC!!! MOTHERFUCKIN’ WIZARDRY!!! ‘CEPT Y’ALL WANNA CALL ME HITLER WHEN I AIN’T EVEN GOT THAT LITTLE MUSTACHE MAKING THEM JEWS GO BLICKETY BURN!! I’M MICHAEL FUCKIN’ JORDAN, TONGUE ALL OUT, HOLDING THIS WORLD TOGETHER WITH MY LYRICS LIKE THAT GREEK MO’FUCKER WITH THE GLOBE ON HIS BACK. WHAT’S HIS NAME??! SUPERMAN!! BUT ONE DAY THE HEAVENS ARE GONNA OPEN UP AND Y’ALL GONNA BE LIKE, ‘GOTDAMN, KANYE WAS TRANSFIGURING OUR LIVES INTO A MYTHICAL TELESCOPE OF OUR INNER SELVES!! HIS MUSIC WAS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ANGELS, MAN!!! GOD’S ANGELS!!!’ BUT I’LL FORGIVE YOU, I’LL FORGIVE YOU…. AFTER Y’ALL NAIL ME TO A CROSS AND DRINK MY BLOOD!! HOLLLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. IShouldKnow

    For the first time in history, Hitler has been insulted

  2. seagalisgod

    Who’s “Hiter”?

  3. HEY HICK FUCK YOU!

    I’ve got galvanized nails and a sippy cup. Let’s go!

  4. Ed

    He doesn’t realize that people only hate on him so he’ll say stupid funny shit. If he just let it go it wouldn’t even be fun or funny anymore. Who knows maybe he likes it this way?

  5. HEY HICK FUCK YOU!

    P.S. Please tell me that thing with the banana shirt is a chick.

  6. hey kanye you know who has a hitler mustache? michael jordan.

  7. jlover

    Können Sie mir helfen? Kann ich Ihnen helfen? hast du Geschwister?
    ich bin ausgeraubt worden !

  8. meh

    deerrrrrrrrrrp.

  9. Dick

    He’s a jerkoff, plain and simple.

  10. Kanye does not like white folk

    White people cannot understand my greatness. When the veil of wisdom is lifted , even white people will come to understand how I am the greatest living being

  11. Come_Honor_Face

    I’m so ashamed he is from Chicago….what a douche

  12. Kanye West Hitler
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    We shouldn’t hate too much on the intellectually disabled.
    They can’t help that their brains don’t work right.
    derp derp

  13. OK

    Punchable face or most punchable face ever?

  14. Ze German

    hi haters

  15. That Bastard Tony

    Fish, I didn’t know you could rap. You really are multi-talented.

    West needs to retire. Not necessarily from life but from public speaking.

  16. nooooooooooo

    dude wtf banana shirt guy

  17. Venom

    Pretty sure Kanye has a bigger ego and is a bigger prick than Hitler.

    You would think almost dying in a car accident and losing your mother would make you a more humble person, but no, it make him even more egotistical than ever.

    Douche.

  18. Scott

    Spell check please!!!

  19. Facebook Me

    What perplexes me is that he and Jay-Z are going on tour together.

    I hope Jay-Z beats the stupid out of this asshole. Kanye’s music sucks anyway.

  20. Jon

    Bandwagon Mavericks fan? Are you fucking kidding me?

    I’m sure non of you Elton John and Perez Hilton’s would know what that means.. but still..

    • Carrie

      Right? Especially if he’s going to compare himself to MJ. All he needs is a Packers jersey and a Bruins somethingorother to complete the douchebaggery.

  21. spongebob

    What’s with those stupid necklaces?

  22. Kanye’d better watch out. He looks like he’s about to O.G…. sucka.

  23. Bringbackbabalu

    Wait, who is this guy again? Wikipedia says he is a singer or something, but I never heard of any of his songs, in fact I don’t think anyone knows or cares who this fruitcake is. What a misguided, egomaniac. Everyone knew who Michael Jordan was. I remember there was a survey in 3rd world countries and more people knew Jordan than Bill Clinton (The pres at the time)

    Hate to pull the card, but it must be a thing with black people being out of touch with reality. We see it with Obama. Now Kanye is doing the same thing. The sad thing is, only the dredges of our society, the least productive sector, those that pay no taxes and get handouts, and people who, much like our very own Fish here, just happen to be too stupid to have the common sense to even deserve the basic rights that everyone else gets. Luckily, there is a whole shitload of you so people like Obama, Kanye, The Hills, the Khardashians, Jersey Shore, that girl from Florida…all of this doesn’t even deserve to be relevant. If our society needs any scapegoats, hell our world, it should be the stupid people. They are just dragging the rest of us down. Look at our country, they call the small minority of sane people who say something, terrorists…and they call murdering terrorists…suspects. Ironic, isn’t it.

    • terry

      You just wasted time writing some bullshit that is as relevant as the shit I took this morning. LOL!

    • Hey, Senor Pontificator, you mean “dregs”, not “dredges”. And the rest of the crappola you wrote is just as accurate.

      What I really find “ironic” is that you choose to hang out and post at a site where the blogwriter is “stupid” and all the celebrity topics don’t “even deserve to be relevant” and then go on to babble about “black people being out of touch with reality” – yet you have no knowledge of one of the most notorious douchenozzles in the music industry, and are sure no one else does either. Oh, the sweet dishes the irony gods choose to serve us!

      News flash, even my mother knows who Kanye West is, and she’s fucking 86 years old.
      Maybe in future you might want to widen your gaze outside of Branson and think before you post.

      • Bringbackbabalu

        I was being sarcastic, I saw Kanye performing with Ghostface a long time ago. My point is, the guy is terrible I like rap and I am right. Sorry if you are racist, I am not. If I was you I would be offended too. Thats all you people know how to do is get offended. I like to come here to check out the movie news, and sometimes some interesting gossip. The writer is some left wing douchebag who probably still is cursing George Bush.

        You have no grasp of reality, so everything you said should be taken as such. So those douchenozzles in the music industry, you of course mean…Taylor Swift? We know how Kanye feels about her.

        Anyone, like a typical liberal lemming you just insult me and dont even begin to offer a logical discussion.

    • You might wanna look up “racist” since you’re about as familiar with THAT term as you are with “dredges” – or “logical discussion”. When you can spin the use of “all you people know how to do is get offended” to work with “Sorry if you are racist, I am not. If I was you I would be offended too.” then get back to us. As it is, your acquaintance with “logical discussion” is on a par with Justin Beiber’s knowing his way around a pussy.

      I insulted you because you fucking begged for it, you blithering racist dicksmack, and here you are, back for more. There’s no “liberal lemming” aspect going on here, but the fact that you have a room temperature IQ and can’t resist making my response poiltical, as well as racial, means you’re even more of a twatwaffle than I thought. Yes, indeed, the “stupid people are just dragging the rest of us down” – and you’re one fuck of a heavy anchor. I’m sure the GOP thanks you for lowering its image even more than anyone thought possible.

      What’s making me laugh the most is that you really think everyone’s buying the “I was being sarcastic” bit. Yeah, my cat tries to pull that “I meant to do that” bit when he rolls off the TV in his sleep. Doesn’t work for him, either.

      • whatsmyface

        What’s really, really sad is that people like bringbackblahblah up there are actually the ones who are fucking the world up with their negativity. You put it out there, and you’re going to get it back 10-fold. The more you assholes bitch the more shit you will attract to yourself to bitch about. So shut the fuck up and be grateful for what you have.

  24. the one

    ……mister BlowJob in person, white C*CKS are his favourites!!

  25. Kanye West Hitler
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Just look at him….that’s the look only a mother could love….. and maybe the 35 guys down in D-Block who are just waitin to get out of solitary!

  26. Kanye West Hitler
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Just look at me….Ima playa ya’ll

  27. Kanye West Hitler
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Has ANYONE ever looked more pathetic??

  28. Kanye West Hitler
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Guy on left: “Hey, who let the homeless guy sit here?? and what’s with the chocolate necklace?”

  29. Kanye West Hitler
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, yeah…..ahhhight mutterfuckas….. I’m out….ya’ll don’t be needin all these suits ta hep me leeeeve….. I git it… ya’ll just cain’t apprechiate a bruttas goos treds…

  30. Alex

    You are allowed to spout nonsense when your fans consist of welfare recipients, guidos and 12 year- old girls. I mean, what’s insanity? Am I right?

    • Venom

      So basically all 3 categories you mentioned are white people. lol
      You do know that almost 40% of welfare recipients are white, don’t you?

      • Bringbackbabalu

        By that same logic, everyone named Venom who I am replying to on the superficial makes up numbers 100% of the time

        15% of the country is getting food stamps…45 millionish people…sorry 40% of them are not white

        The fact is should be 0
        The government has no right to steal money from people who actually work for their money, and give it to people that do not.

        I wonder how many of these scumbags buy Kanye disc’s with welfare or social security money they don’t deserve?

    • Alex

      Regardless of ethnicity of who is on welfare (remember, you brought that up), the joke is on you and I. That is under my assumption that you pay taxes.

  31. See Alice

    I hope Mr T beats him down for being a poser with chains .

  32. Fish, that is seriously the most motherfucking funniest thing I’ve read all year. Blue Cross and my newly herniated intestines thank you.

  33. epik

    who the fuck is hiter?

  34. juaquin ingles

    Haha he looks so stupid.

  35. rican

    He looks like my penis, color and all.

  36. Kanye West Hitler
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some gawdy jewelery. Only an egocentric douchbag would wear that.

  37. tRUTH.ORG

    hE’S ALWAYS BEEN A mAVERICKS FAN…… wHAT?

  38. Kanye West Hitler
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    “Call me douchebag, asshole, or scumbag. But ‘Hitler’… that’s just too far.”

  39. Kanye is completely misinterpreting the looks people give him…nobody is looking at him “like he’s Hitler”, they’re looking at him like he’s a slack jawed, mouth-breathing douchebag with a gold plated pile of cat crap hanging around his neck, and wearing more wrist accessories than a teenage girl.

    People don’t hate you because they don’t understand you…they hate you because they do.

  40. LJ

    “I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane…..”

    Impaired judgement and feelings of persecutio­n are typical of alcoholics…no DTs yet (that we’ve heard of).

  41. George Bush hates black people

    When will this ass-hat just go away?

  42. Duder

    Surprised I’m the only person commenting who rather likes Kanye West and his music. He didn’t say he was Michael Jordan, he said someone needs to come into the music industry and shake some shit up. He may have implied it was him, but he’s also saying there’s more to be done. And, to be fair, College Dropout and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy take hip-hop to places no one else is going.

    People say they hate his music, but either those folks just hate all hip-hop or they don’t realize that Kanye produces on tracks by Drake, Goodie Mob, Jay-Z (including Izzo, ’03 Bonnie & Clyde, Encore, and many more), Nas, Talib Kweli, Lil’ Kim, Royce da 5’9”, Beyoncé, DMX, Ludacris, Alicia Keys, Twista, Mos Def, John Legend, Common, Syleena Johnson, Lupe Fiasco, Lil’ Wayne, T.I., Kid Cudi, B.o.B., Rick Ross, Pusha-T, and Snoop Dogg…if you like hip-hop, you probably like at least a few songs Kanye’s helped make, even if you don’t like his personal tracks because of his rapping.

    Now, I know the dude is fucked up, and I’m not trying to defend or forgive that. All I’ll remind you is that Roger Waters of Pink Floyd was equally fucked up and that people still like to take the John Lennon “Beatles bigger than Jesus” quote out of context too. Him saying “we’ll all see the light one day” is the most fucked up part of this (again, mostly without context) interview, as we never will and that’s kind of the point. The dude is fucked up in ways no one will ever understand, so he’ll continue to do some really insane shit for a few years.

    He also might have the most creative output of his life right now; My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is fucking AMAZING.

  43. kanyeisgayfish

    Thought he was behind the race riot where 500blacks were beating down whitey at the Wisconsin State Fair this weekend that the news WILL NOT REPORT !

  44. mahje

    cocaine’s a hell of a drug

  45. Sarah

    This is one the best posts you guys have ever written. I literally spewed my spaghetti all over my desk at work reading the last part in all caps.

  46. Kanye West Hitler
    mr_spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey dude\ Whoever wrote this/ Fire your proofreaders /You got a typo in the headline

  47. Satan

    More nonsense from Mr. Conceited. He needs to go away, nobody cares about him anyway. If he wants to be important go cure cancer instead of writing little ditties and thinking you’re bigger than God.

  48. Siloporcen7

    I love how he “let” the guy next to/behind him, who probably WORKS for him, wear those necklaces he was wearing the other day.

  49. Kanye West Hitler
    Danwell
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, anyone notice the guy in the background in the platform shoes, hat, & fruit shirt. nice

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