Kanye West: ‘Stop Calling Me Hitler, I’m Michael Jordan!’

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2011

Do I even need a setup here? Kanye West opened his mouth and crazy come out in a heavy ego sauce. Via TMZ:

“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler.”
He continued, “One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”
Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference.”

“I PRESS BUTTONS AND PRE-RECORDED BEATS COME OUT!!! DON’T PEOPLE REALIZE THAT’S MAGIC!!! MOTHERFUCKIN’ WIZARDRY!!! ‘CEPT Y’ALL WANNA CALL ME HITLER WHEN I AIN’T EVEN GOT THAT LITTLE MUSTACHE MAKING THEM JEWS GO BLICKETY BURN!! I’M MICHAEL FUCKIN’ JORDAN, TONGUE ALL OUT, HOLDING THIS WORLD TOGETHER WITH MY LYRICS LIKE THAT GREEK MO’FUCKER WITH THE GLOBE ON HIS BACK. WHAT’S HIS NAME??! SUPERMAN!! BUT ONE DAY THE HEAVENS ARE GONNA OPEN UP AND Y’ALL GONNA BE LIKE, ‘GOTDAMN, KANYE WAS TRANSFIGURING OUR LIVES INTO A MYTHICAL TELESCOPE OF OUR INNER SELVES!! HIS MUSIC WAS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ANGELS, MAN!!! GOD’S ANGELS!!!’ BUT I’LL FORGIVE YOU, I’LL FORGIVE YOU…. AFTER Y’ALL NAIL ME TO A CROSS AND DRINK MY BLOOD!! HOLLLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”

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