Kanye Only Got Two Grammy Nominations :( :(

December 12th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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[Ed. Note: We all know this needed to be done here. – SW]

Kanye West was nominated for two Grammys (Best Rap Album and Best Rap Song for “New Slaves“) which is fucking bullshit because he’s Kanye West, and should have been nominated for ALL of them including Best Spoken Word and Best Chamber Music. This is just more proof that Kanye’s a slave just like that movie. The whole system’s clearly racist minus those 21 times he won. Those were a trick. Via Huffpost:

“I’m 36 years old and I have 21 Grammys,” West told the crowd during his latest rant. “That’s the most Grammys of any 36-year-old. Out of all of those 21 Grammys, I’ve never won a Grammy against a white artist. … So when the Grammys nominations come out, and ‘Yeezus‘ is the top one or two album on every single list, but only gets two nominations from the Grammys, what are they trying to say? Do they think that I wouldn’t notice? Do they think that, someway, that I don’t have the power to completely diminish all of their credibility at this moment?”
“But no, no. Only positive energy, only positive vibes,” he added. “But when you see me talking about what people are doing when I say ‘marginalized,’ when I say ‘boxed in,’ when I say ‘hold back,’ when I say ‘people are afraid of the truth,’ that’s one example right in front of you. And people come to me and they congratulate me on those two nominations. Fuck those nominations.”

I’m going to let Arsenio Hall handle this because there’s only so many times I can point out that being a millionaire rap star is as far opposite of being a slave as it gets. Although, I can see how having sex with Kim Kardashian would be similar to working a beast in the field. I’m not unreasonable.


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  1. Nominated for “Song I’ve Never Heard”
    Nominated for “Song I Wish I Never Heard”

  2. Deacon Jones

    Is it me, or does Arsenio Hall looked like Ru Paul out of drag?

    On a sidenote, what do you think a typical dinner conversation is like between Kayne and Kim? Someone should seriously hire a private detective and have them bugged. Because I guaran-fucking-tee the material that would come out of a 40 minute conversation of theirs would be keeping us busy for years.

    • Beltliner

      I don’t think they’d even speak to each other. They’d each be mumbling into their soup about how great they are.

    • BlinkyTheFish

      ‘You’re schmoopy!’
      ‘No, YOU’RE schmoopy!’

      Ad infinitum…

    • He DOS look like Ru Paul(Not that I watch Drag Race or anything….)
      As for their conversation, I’m sure it’s a monologue of anye never shutting the fuck up!

    • I doubt they talk, they just text. Endlessly. Although part of me would love to have a conversation with them about current events, to determine just how stupid they are (answer: very).

  3. Kanye went on to say “Did you think I wouldn’t notice Pope Francis was named Time’s Person of the Year? I’ve never won Person of the Year against a white pope”

  4. Can you imagine what;’s going to happen when he wins neither of them?

    • Yup, I totally can imagine it.

      Scene: Kanye in hand with the whale, jumps on stage. Unfortunately, the whale is to big to climb stairs so he orders in the crane to lift it. Fortunately, the crane tips over because the whale is too heavy crushing Justine Bieber.

      Kanye: “Yo, yo. I’m totally going to let you finish but my album is the great….”

      OJ jumps from behind the curtains and slashes Kanye ear to ear.

      OJ to Kanye: “Robert K sends his regards from beyond.”

  5. Beltliner

    Is it possible that it’s just, y’know… not a very good album?

  6. Mohawk Disco

    Please tell me him and Taylor Swift are nominated in the same categories. And I don’t just mean “Bat-Shit-Crazy”.

  7. Smapdi

    Well damn, Arsenio when he’s not trying to be funny/cute actually makes sense.

  8. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Kris Jenner The Hollywood Reporters 22nd Annual Women In Entertainment Breakfast
    Cock Dr
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    Creepy bunch.

  9. Do you know why you’re only nominated for two Grammys, Yeezy? Because your music fucking sucks now. I used to be a big fan, but your fucking attitude has retroactively made your older work shit to me. I can’t even bring myself to listen to your new shit.

    Fuck you, fuck your vapid famewhore of a baby mama, who has an ass that looks like someone poured oats porridge into a plastic bag and fuck me for not recognizing that your ego was a beast that could not be fed sooner.

  10. Yo nigga just go back there like a good boy and sit down and shut up.

  11. Ana

    Oh god. I want to hear Kanye respond to Arsenio’s comments up there so bad. SO BAD.

  12. Is he doing the Charlie Brown walk from “Arrested Development”? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Kris Jenner The Hollywood Reporters 22nd Annual Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    She’s looking more like Joan Rivers every day.

  14. This asshole seriously has 21 Grammy’s, wow. I think Arsenio handled him quite well, basically told him to fuck off and keep his name out his mouth in a very gentle manner.

  15. If y’all haven’t seen last night’s season finale of South Park, you should watch it. I’m sure Kanye will be tweeting about it soon.

  16. sc4play

    Kids, If you’ve ever wondered what your folks meant when they said someone was looking a gift horse in the mouth, just read Kanye’s little diatribe up there. The Book of Phrases might even use his picture with that phrase next year.

  17. sc4play

    And Arsenio, you NAILED it!

    • No kidding. I have never been a bigger fan of Arsenio Hall than I am right now. I just hope he doesn’t pussy out like Jimmy Kimmel.

  18. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Kris Jenner The Hollywood Reporters 22nd Annual Women In Entertainment Breakfast
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Unfortunately it was her third breakfast that day.


  20. Slash


    When we are, he’ll alert us.

  21. Jade

    Ladies and gentlemen, Kanye West — a legend in his own mind.

  22. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Kris Jenner The Hollywood Reporters 22nd Annual Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    What happened to her once beautiful face?

    The space between her nose and mouth got longer. He face isn’t symmetrical anymore. Am i the only one noticing this?

    • You’re definitely not the only one. I guess they figured that if they planted enough stories about Kanye forbidding plastic surgery, we would all assume that she couldn’t have possibly gotten work done.

  23. herringtown

    Kanye…do you like fish dicks?


  24. And the grammy’s are currently quivering in their jimmy choos about how Kanye can diminish their credibility….

  25. God bless you, Arsenio – FIRST BLACK MAN in the industry to actually said out loud what a whole lot of my friends and I have been saying for months. ‘Bout time.

  26. Kuntney

    Let;s face it Kangay, you’re ALL WASHED Up !!!, and you suck too.
    Artist my ass!

  27. Convex

    Kanye West is an idiot douche bag. The only credibility he can diminish is his own, and he’s doing a fine job of that. Somebody staple his lips shut already. Bruthuh has nothing intelligent or relevant to say. Too bad his mama didn’t spank his ass more when he was a child throwing tantrums. What a crap job she did with him.

  28. tlmck

    Give me 21 Grammys and I’ll melt them down and make something useful out of them.

  29. He’s got 99 problems and his sanity is one!

  30. or maybe

    or maybe, youre just in a category by yourself kanye. maybe a white person doesnt typically express themselves the way you do. youre one of my fav rappers kanye, but you cant be so single-minded tho, theres always different perspectives, different views, different reasons to everything. you gotta look for those before you make an all out statement based on one possibility.

  31. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Kris Jenner The Hollywood Reporters 22nd Annual Women In Entertainment Breakfast
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    What. The. Fuck?! So, she claims NOT to have had any cosmetic surgery while she was recovering from her pregnancy, yet when she shows up in public she looks completely different from certain angles? Who knew that baby weight had such an affect on a person.

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