You may have noticed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian all over the place at Cannes which of course turned out to be a giant publicity grab (See how empty they are inside?) for his short film “experience” Cruel Summer that debuted last night. Though not so much as part of the festival as part of Kanye renting out a giant tent in the middle of a casino parking lot. Long story short, the short’s about a car thief who falls in love with a Arabian princess (You can beat your head into your desk now.) but her parents won’t let them be together until he cures her blindness because car thieves do that. Anyway, the whole thing was apparently displayed on seven screens completely surrounding the audience – “three opposite the bleachers, two on either side, one on the ceiling, and one on the floor” – because Kanye West can’t pay attention to movies. No, really. Via Vulture:
“The [seven screens idea] is related to a post–Steve Jobs, post-Windows era of where we’re always on a BlackBerry or a phone at a ballgame, at the movies, and you’re looking at seven windows when you’re online. And I’ve found myself even falling asleep at the theater unless I’m talking to somebody or I’m on the phone, and it’s because of the amount of information that we have at once.
“So, really, the whole genesis of this presentation comes from the fact that I’m a fucking asshole to watch movies with. Just terrible. I played Angry Birds during Inception, and can you believe people tried to shush me? Kanye West? Well, look who’s trapped inside my movie now, bitches. HAHAHA! SHUSH! SHUSH YOUR MOUTHS! AHAHAHAHAHA- Shit, it’s James Bond. To the zeppelin, yo!” *fires up jetpack*
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Kim Cunttrashian butted at Cannes.
I’m having a hard time trying to figure out whether Kayne is THAT miserable or if his “thug look” is miserably failing!
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Did the presence of this much mass disrupt the local Cannes tides?
So the “genius” gets bored during movies. Kanye, its up there, on the screen, it’s not a party where you can talk to others, its not a concert with dancers and flashing lights and most of all, it’s not about you. Try to pay attention to the moving pictures and listen to the people talking. I know its hard, but millions of other people can do it without 7 screens wrapped all around them.
I made a similar short film, except it was a 20 second clip i shot on my phone of me pissing on a chick with low self esteem.
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too many O’s?
a lack of tonal variation like cock doc’s OOOoooOOO?
who could possibly thumb down a MOO in any form?
Maybe it was a Frenchman and he’s upset because you didn’t moo in French. I have never been to France but do cows moo in French? If so then I guess it should be Le Mooooo!
I think French cows moo like this: Meuuuuuuuuuuux
How cows moo in Europe:
How cows moo in Europe:
There can never be too many O’s. I attribute the thumbs down to those stupid fans of hers.
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I agree Kimmy. You can’t have too many O’s.
This bitch has fans? You surely mean the rest of the Cuntrashian clan, right? I can’t imagine anyone is stupid enough to think she’s accomplished anything worthy of praise or fandom.
Seriously what’s with the “moo” comments, she is NOT fat… and you wish you were her or could date her lol so shut up already.
JANE, I wish you would just figure out that people do not like you. If you don’t get the moo thing, oh well, get over it, move on. And you’re right, we sooo wish we were her so we too could have been pissed on, enjoyably, and then sold our souls for a few 10′s of million, really who gives a shit, bucks, because there really isn’t a goddamn thing in this world that money can’t fix, right, JANE? I mean just look at Kim Kardashian’s ass. There’s your proof.
McFeely’s Law has its eye on you.
“The [seven screens idea] is related to a post–Steve Jobs, post-Windows era of where we’re always on a BlackBerry or a phone at a ballgame, at the movies…”
The ADHD Generation: It’s all Steve Jobs’s and Bill Gates’s fault.
They placed a long red carpet in the middle of the street and called it a premier at Cannes!! HAHHAHHAHAAH SO sad!! SO pretentious! SMH!!!!! What losers
Kanye debuted it, Kim rebutted it.
If his head were on upside down he’d have a killer overbite.
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I know Black men aren’t supposed to smile in pictures, but is smug douchiness a part of that rule?
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“Is cool. Yeah that dress used to be pure white ‘fore I got to it. I piss like magic, bitches!”
I wonder what their combined IQ is ? I don’t think it’ll take long before their gargantuan egos clash.
Why is Kim there again?
If Kanye has a short to premire that has Kim sucking her own shit off RayJ’s dick he ought to know that’s already been done, and that half the planet already has seen it.
Kanye likes Kim’s gladiator dress.
Kanye: “Kim, keep that fat ass in the center of the yacht. You’re gonna drown us all, you crazy bitch.”
What a f**ked up dress! It makes her look as wide from the front as she does from the back! LOL
Is she real? She looks like a mannequin.
Gay Fish
Those are some long ass lashes :s
God, I hope she bleaches the area.
Those boots and that dress do not go together at all.
You know…if you buzzed her hair short and bleached it, she would look a lot like Amber….
Gay Fish & Pee Whore
The dress is a blueprint to help Kanye locate the lady parts behind all the spanx.
Between her gigantic ass and his gigantic ego..they truly are a perfect match.. LA MOoooooooOooo
Kim’s face kinda confirms not all black men have huge dicks.
he looks like a fucking monkey and she looks like a passable tranny.
why do you continue writing about kanye west?
its not a concert with dancers and flashing lights and most of all, it’s not about you. roosterteeth.com/leejjbl
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Don’t worry, tiger. There are still plenty of 80-pound crackwhores on the rest of this site to remind you of little boys. You’ll be alright.
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LMAO at the retard just writing mooo under every pic. Guess you don’t have time to formulate words when you’re downloading kiddy porn.
^ PEDOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
Now that’s an ass. She’s a piece of garbage. But THAT’S an ass!
Did she dye her hair? not that it matters… just that her hairline confuses me sometimes.
He is so FUGLY!!!!! You can do better Kim… I think… lol