Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory.

May 25th, 2012 // 57 Comments
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You may have noticed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian all over the place at Cannes which of course turned out to be a giant publicity grab (See how empty they are inside?) for his short film “experience” Cruel Summer that debuted last night. Though not so much as part of the festival as part of Kanye renting out a giant tent in the middle of a casino parking lot. Long story short, the short’s about a car thief who falls in love with a Arabian princess (You can beat your head into your desk now.) but her parents won’t let them be together until he cures her blindness because car thieves do that. Anyway, the whole thing was apparently displayed on seven screens completely surrounding the audience – “three opposite the bleachers, two on either side, one on the ceiling, and one on the floor” – because Kanye West can’t pay attention to movies. No, really. Via Vulture:

“The [seven screens idea] is related to a post–Steve Jobs, post-Windows era of where we’re always on a BlackBerry or a phone at a ballgame, at the movies, and you’re looking at seven windows when you’re online. And I’ve found myself even falling asleep at the theater unless I’m talking to somebody or I’m on the phone, and it’s because of the amount of information that we have at once.

“So, really, the whole genesis of this presentation comes from the fact that I’m a fucking asshole to watch movies with. Just terrible. I played Angry Birds during Inception, and can you believe people tried to shush me? Kanye West? Well, look who’s trapped inside my movie now, bitches. HAHAHA! SHUSH! SHUSH YOUR MOUTHS! AHAHAHAHAHA- Shit, it’s James Bond. To the zeppelin, yo!” *fires up jetpack*

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  1. Lion-o

    Kim Cunttrashian butted at Cannes.

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    Crissy
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    I’m having a hard time trying to figure out whether Kayne is THAT miserable or if his “thug look” is miserably failing!

  3. Cock Dr

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Did the presence of this much mass disrupt the local Cannes tides?

  5. Bonky

    So the “genius” gets bored during movies. Kanye, its up there, on the screen, it’s not a party where you can talk to others, its not a concert with dancers and flashing lights and most of all, it’s not about you. Try to pay attention to the moving pictures and listen to the people talking. I know its hard, but millions of other people can do it without 7 screens wrapped all around them.

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    I made a similar short film, except it was a 20 second clip i shot on my phone of me pissing on a chick with low self esteem.

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    USDA Prime McBeef
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      too many O’s?

      a lack of tonal variation like cock doc’s OOOoooOOO?

      who could possibly thumb down a MOO in any form?

    • JANE

      Seriously what’s with the “moo” comments, she is NOT fat… and you wish you were her or could date her lol so shut up already.

      • kimmykimkim

        JANE, I wish you would just figure out that people do not like you. If you don’t get the moo thing, oh well, get over it, move on. And you’re right, we sooo wish we were her so we too could have been pissed on, enjoyably, and then sold our souls for a few 10′s of million, really who gives a shit, bucks, because there really isn’t a goddamn thing in this world that money can’t fix, right, JANE? I mean just look at Kim Kardashian’s ass. There’s your proof.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        McFeely’s Law has its eye on you.

  8. “The [seven screens idea] is related to a post–Steve Jobs, post-Windows era of where we’re always on a BlackBerry or a phone at a ballgame, at the movies…”

    The ADHD Generation: It’s all Steve Jobs’s and Bill Gates’s fault.

  9. glam

    They placed a long red carpet in the middle of the street and called it a premier at Cannes!! HAHHAHHAHAAH SO sad!! SO pretentious! SMH!!!!! What losers

  10. Kanye debuted it, Kim rebutted it.

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    If his head were on upside down he’d have a killer overbite.

  12. Jack Ketch

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  13. I know Black men aren’t supposed to smile in pictures, but is smug douchiness a part of that rule?

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    The Most Interesting
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    “Is cool. Yeah that dress used to be pure white ‘fore I got to it. I piss like magic, bitches!”

  16. Jack Ketch

    I wonder what their combined IQ is ? I don’t think it’ll take long before their gargantuan egos clash.

  17. Mrs. Obvious

    Why is Kim there again?

    If Kanye has a short to premire that has Kim sucking her own shit off RayJ’s dick he ought to know that’s already been done, and that half the planet already has seen it.

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    Kanye likes Kim’s gladiator dress.

  19. Lemmiwinks

    Kanye: “Kim, keep that fat ass in the center of the yacht. You’re gonna drown us all, you crazy bitch.”

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    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    What a f**ked up dress! It makes her look as wide from the front as she does from the back! LOL

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    Guesty
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    Is she real? She looks like a mannequin.

  22. gayfish

    Gay Fish

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    666
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some long ass lashes :s

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    666
    Commented on this photo:

    Those boots and that dress do not go together at all.

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    Tara
    Commented on this photo:

    You know…if you buzzed her hair short and bleached it, she would look a lot like Amber….

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    Gay Fish & Pee Whore

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    brilliant
    Commented on this photo:

    The dress is a blueprint to help Kanye locate the lady parts behind all the spanx.

  28. Drsuess

    Between her gigantic ass and his gigantic ego..they truly are a perfect match.. LA MOoooooooOooo

  29. floyd

    Kim’s face kinda confirms not all black men have huge dicks.

  30. lily

    he looks like a fucking monkey and she looks like a passable tranny.

  31. pork

    why do you continue writing about kanye west?

  32. its not a concert with dancers and flashing lights and most of all, it’s not about you. roosterteeth.com/leejjbl

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    spartacus
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    spartacus
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    LMAO at the retard just writing mooo under every pic. Guess you don’t have time to formulate words when you’re downloading kiddy porn.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s an ass. She’s a piece of garbage. But THAT’S an ass!

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she dye her hair? not that it matters… just that her hairline confuses me sometimes.

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    He is so FUGLY!!!!! You can do better Kim… I think… lol

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