Kanye West: ‘My Dad Was A Paparazzo’

August 27th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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“Why does one of them keep yelling, ‘I just want to see my granddaughter!’ instead of taking pictures of my tits? Kanye? — Kanye?

So remember in The Empire Strikes Back when everyone finds out Darth Vader is Luke’s father? This is sort of like that except way, way stupider because only hands got cut off in Empire instead of tone-deaf accusations of being treated like a pre-civil-rights African-American. TMZ reports:

During deposition for the suit filed by Daniel Ramos … Kanye told Ramos’ attorney, “My father was a paparazzo himself.” He added that his parents didn’t raise him to “be out here wrestling with random paparazzi in front of LAX.”
Kanye said he respects some of the paparazzi and gets along with them from time to time, but accused Ramos of asking him about “dumb s**t.”

And if there’s one person who should be the arbiter of what constitutes “dumb shit,” it’s the man who called Kim Kardashian his “dinosaur” and equates getting his picture taken with forced sexual intercourse. That’s a level of intelligence you don’t just fire random questions at. His mind’s a fine-tuned instrument that should only be used on the most next level of shit. And you’re damn right I’m talking about leather jogging pants. They’re jogging pants made out of leather.

Photos: Splash News


  1. I hope they’re putting an adequate amount in escrow for North’s imminent counseling bills…

  2. Did his dad also like chicks with gigantic asses?

  3. Isn’t “My father was a paparazzo himself” the celebrity equivalent of “Some of my best friends are black”?

    • drunk at noon

      I was thinking the same thing. “I don’t hate paparazzo! I’m half-paparazzi myself, you see.”

  4. Jimbo

    She still looks good with a dick in her mouth or in her ass. Just saying…

  5. This is all I’m going to post about this:

  6. anonym

    i knew this fucker had some daddy issues

  7. RexSeven

    Isn’t asking Kanye anything about Kanye “dumb shit”?

    Hell ya, fish dicks.

  8. duder

    Some of my best friends are paparazzi.

  9. Isn’t this the same as saying “I’m not a racist, I have black friends”? So your dad was a paparazzo, that doesn’t keep you from punching a paparazzo.

  10. Kanye West’s father being a paparazzo…that’s kind of like, I don’t know, if Rudy Giuliani’s father was tied to the Mob. Ha! Can you imagine if that was true?

  11. My dad was an accountant…that doesn’t mean I’m not an asshole.

  12. Wayne

    Why does my monitor always start to smell like the urinal at McDonalds where pictures of Kim are displayed?
    God Damn It Fish, what the hell kind of virus are you putting out that causes that?!

  13. I am unable to explain my total hate for Kim Kardashian.
    It’s a force unto itself. Lucky for her I’m too lazy to act upon it.
    I suspect there are many millions in the same position as I; hopefully they are as lazy as I. That’s pretty fucking lazy, though. Seriously.

  14. kery

    Kim is so superficial, She only shows her fat body and her “fans” praise her… stupidsssssssssssss

  15. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Is “Paparazzo” Italian for “a miserable, damnable blight on the face of the earth”? If so, I agree.

  16. Kim Kardashian Breasts Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thanks for helping with the kid!”
    “Bitch please….”

  17. Kim Kardashian Breasts Cleavage
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    Is that a pee stain on her pants?

  18. Kim Kardashian Breasts Cleavage
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    “Where do you want me to pee?”

  19. Kim Kardashian Breasts Cleavage
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    Where is the skinny waist and long legs?

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