That’s marital rape, bitch.
Of all the soundbites from Kanye West‘s GQ interview, the most ridiculous one was his claim that celebrities are treated like blacks in the 1960s. Because not a day goes by where Kanye isn’t practically sprayed with a firehose, beaten with bricks, or hung from a tree. Having your picture taken is just like that. So here he is doubling down on those remarks during a deposition for his attack of a photographer at LAX even though, again, he married Kim Kardashian a woman who’s only famous because the paparazzi photograph her giant ass and titties because she tells them her every move. That’s like marrying Aquaman then complaining that whales can see your dick. What do you think was going to happen? TMZ reports:
Kanye says there’s a parallel between blacks fighting for civil rights in the ’60s and celebs fighting for theirs today: “I mean in the ’60s people used to hold up ‘Die N****r’ signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also.” Goldberg asks if he equates the struggle of blacks in the past with celebrities today and Kanye says, “Yes, 100 … I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities.”
Kanye goes on, “We, as group of minorities here in L.A., as celebrities have to ban together to influence guys like this — guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the check.”
Keep in mind, just before equating the plight of pre-civil rights blacks with a filthy rich celebrity being photographed outside of a five-star sushi restaurant, Kanye West dropped this little gem:
“I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever f***ing dealt with. I’m not Britney Spears.”
Which is a true statement. Kanye West isn’t Britney Spears and is definitely smarter than her, but so is this paper clip and I don’t see it being a dick about. Also, I’m pretty sure Britney Spears wouldn’t invent scenarios where a paparazzi-driven drone crashes into her pool and electrocutes a baby. Then again, it would make lots of sparklies.
“Is your daughter stalked by like drones? Are there drones flying where she’s trying to learn how to swim at age 1?”
Kanye goes on … “Wouldn’t you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying? What happens if a drone falls right next to her? Would it electrocute her?”
As for how that could happen, Kanye says, “Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn’t understand how to remote control the drone over their house?”
“Let’s say a drone touches my daughter while she’s standing on an Indian graveyard. Would she become the drone? Does the drone become her? What if her human emotions can’t override some evil corporation’s programming, and now my daughter’s out there shooting mothafuckas, but inside she’s like, ‘Man, I’m just a baby. I shouldn’t be shooting no mothafuckas.’ But she can’t do nothing about it ’cause her arms are laser beams, and they’re all like ‘PEW-PEW, PLOW-PLOW! I’m the consequences of unchecked power.’ And you know how that shit ends? A little girl flies into one of them fire pits like the end of Terminator 2 ’cause she ain’t got the heart for killing. I bet y’all didn’t stop to even think about that for one second. Not one.”
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