Kanye West Is Still Saying Celebrities Are Treated Like Blacks In The 1960s

August 7th, 2014 // 49 Comments
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That’s marital rape, bitch.

Of all the soundbites from Kanye West‘s GQ interview, the most ridiculous one was his claim that celebrities are treated like blacks in the 1960s. Because not a day goes by where Kanye isn’t practically sprayed with a firehose, beaten with bricks, or hung from a tree. Having your picture taken is just like that. So here he is doubling down on those remarks during a deposition for his attack of a photographer at LAX even though, again, he married Kim Kardashian a woman who’s only famous because the paparazzi photograph her giant ass and titties because she tells them her every move. That’s like marrying Aquaman then complaining that whales can see your dick. What do you think was going to happen? TMZ reports:

Kanye says there’s a parallel between blacks fighting for civil rights in the ’60s and celebs fighting for theirs today: “I mean in the ’60s people used to hold up ‘Die N****r’ signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also.” Goldberg asks if he equates the struggle of blacks in the past with celebrities today and Kanye says, “Yes, 100 … I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities.”
Kanye goes on, “We, as group of minorities here in L.A., as celebrities have to ban together to influence guys like this — guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the check.”

Keep in mind, just before equating the plight of pre-civil rights blacks with a filthy rich celebrity being photographed outside of a five-star sushi restaurant, Kanye West dropped this little gem:

“I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever f***ing dealt with. I’m not Britney Spears.”

Which is a true statement. Kanye West isn’t Britney Spears and is definitely smarter than her, but so is this paper clip and I don’t see it being a dick about. Also, I’m pretty sure Britney Spears wouldn’t invent scenarios where a paparazzi-driven drone crashes into her pool and electrocutes a baby. Then again, it would make lots of sparklies.

Is your daughter stalked by like drones? Are there drones flying where she’s trying to learn how to swim at age 1?”
Kanye goes on … “Wouldn’t you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying? What happens if a drone falls right next to her? Would it electrocute her?”
As for how that could happen, Kanye says, “Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn’t understand how to remote control the drone over their house?”

“Let’s say a drone touches my daughter while she’s standing on an Indian graveyard. Would she become the drone? Does the drone become her? What if her human emotions can’t override some evil corporation’s programming, and now my daughter’s out there shooting mothafuckas, but inside she’s like, ‘Man, I’m just a baby. I shouldn’t be shooting no mothafuckas.’ But she can’t do nothing about it ’cause her arms are laser beams, and they’re all like ‘PEW-PEW, PLOW-PLOW! I’m the consequences of unchecked power.’ And you know how that shit ends? A little girl flies into one of them fire pits like the end of Terminator 2 ’cause she ain’t got the heart for killing. I bet y’all didn’t stop to even think about that for one second. Not one.”

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  1. MD2020

    So, does Kayne think drones are powered by a really long extension cord or something?

  2. Cock Dr

    This got me thinking. Someone COULD use a drone to deliver some sort of payload to the West residence.
    What we do with this possibility is purely up to us.

  3. FFS if you can’t cease to exist, at least shut your goddamned mouth. Nice selfie, Kim. Freshly injected lips and yet more facial surgery just for this pic?

  4. JC

    I don’t know what his parents are like (read: I assume he has shitty parents), but what I wouldn’t give for his mother to a release a statement that says, “Boy, I didn’t get bit by police dogs at sit ins so you could grow up to be an entitled douche. You knock this off or I’m going to come over there and smack the black off of you.”

    • His mother died during a plastic surgery procedure … go where you like with that. Before she did, though, she succeeded in causing him to develop narcissistic personality disorder … a particularly vile case of it.

      • JC

        Well, that says a lot. I am kind of surprised that no prominent people who actually were in the civil rights movement have the balls to say, “You know what, STFU with that noise.”

      • Oh BABY

        The “prominent” people who were there in the 60s are the scumbags known as Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, both of whom make bank on being race-card playing, entitlement-mentality assholes. If you call them on it, liberal douche bags like Fish jump up and down, screaming “racist” and pandering to the racism profiteers, instead of shut the fuck up, thinking it through, and finally having the brains to comprehend that race tensions are bread and butter to too many people. You don’t solve the few real racism problems we have today by catering to those who use it to support their lavish lifestyles and corporate bottom lines.

      • And now, with an equally and ludicrously demented, out of touch view on race, here’s Concave.

      • I think you mean Convex—but you know what? Concave works so much better.

      • Let’s just cut to the chase and go with “Prolapsed Rectum”.

      • I’ve always called it “Concave,” because reading its posts, I just kind of assume it has a big dent in its skull.

  5. DocJ

    That is one dumbass muthafucka! Seriously, he probably sticks his finger up his ass just to smell it because no one else can smell Kanye’s shitty finger. Only him.

  6. AteIsEnough

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCHEbag.

  7. tokiromi

    i’m not sure what to say. i’m feeling a lot of feelings about this.

  8. Seems like someone worth north of $120 million dollars could come up with a scheme for dealing with drones, one that doesn’t involve sandy vagina level whining.

    I know if I had this “problem”, I’d get someone to build me a suitcase sized jammer that would cause some highly amusing and expensive drone crashes. Hell, I’d be wetting myself waiting for drones to show up.

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  11. Poor Kanye. He looks exhausted from a long day picking cotton.

  12. This is actually entirely true. If you discount the mass adoration and the tens of millions of dollars the life of a celebrity is just like the life of an oppressed minority. Oh, also the sex with white girls.

  13. This is coming from a man that put a naked picture of the woman he went on to marry on his Instagram, then went on to deny that it was her and said it was a porn star instead. Classy.

  14. hollyhood

    sometimes i wonder if this is all an act and he’s trolling the fuck out of all of us… i mean, no one can be this ridiculous.

    but i’m starting to think he actually believes everything he says.. the future is doomed.

  15. Cosmo

    Well, I WOULD like to see someone try to knock out Kanye with a fire hose before sending attack dogs after him. So I guess he’s not wrong in that aspect.

  16. That might explain why some celebrities treat non-celebs far worse than “blacks” in the 1960′s

  17. Hmm

    Can’t stand Kanye’s hypocritical ass. Always talking this black shit and then goes and marries a white woman. Go fuck yourself Kanye, sincerely, everyone on this planet that has a working brain.

  18. D-chi

    Fish, when I read that last paragraph I laughed so hard I started hiccuping. This is *hic* your fault. I *hic* shall have my revenge.

  19. “Let’s say a drone touches my daughter while she’s standing on an Indian graveyard. Would she become the drone? Does the drone become her? What if her human emotions can’t override some evil corporation’s programming, and now my daughter’s out there shooting mothafuckas, but inside she’s like, ‘Man, I’m just a baby. I shouldn’t be shooting no mothafuckas.”
    Taking it one step further, what if you were to cross the International Dateline?

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