Kanye West Is The ‘Black Madonna’

Because claiming males of African origins as her own is but one of the many arrows in Madonna’s dark-quiver, she recently told the New York Daily News that Kanye West is the “Black Madonna” which is funny because I don’t remember the white one marrying a porn star and interrupting award shows with her bullshit. Then again, conjuring doppelgängers is never an exact science. Right, retarded clone who lives in my basement? Right:

“Kanye is the new Madonna,” she tells the Daily News. “Kanye is the black Madonna.”

Madonna says she and Kanye have talked about their shared flair for pushing people’s buttons. “We know, and recognize, that we have that in common,” she says. “We’re comrades in the envelope-pushing genre.”

And by envelope-pushing genre Madonna means wearing shit that an 80-year-old shouldn’t be wearing which so far Kanye seems to be farming out to his wife because unlike his white master (Yup, this is all coming out great.) he lacks fanged testicles that can predict the future.

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