Kanye’s Putting Scott Disick In His Videos Now

June 11th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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If every photo like this there’s always a Joe Francis in the background falling in love with the birthday boy.

For his next music video, Kanye West – I’m sorry, Yeezus. West is his “slave name.” – wanted to have James Franco recreate the scene in American Psycho where Christian Bale talks about Huey Lewis & The News before murdering the shit out of Jared Leto. Apparently, this wasn’t pretentious enough for dicknose, so now Kanye’s using Scott Disick because he doesn’t give a shit anymore which is the only way to read this. Page Six reports:

Sources further say the video, shot in Brooklyn, will re-create Christian Bale’s famous “Huey Lewis” monologue, but with Lewis’ name substituted by references to West and his forthcoming album “Yeezus.” Bale famously asked a colleague played by Jared Leto in the film, “You like Huey Lewis and the News?” before slipping on a raincoat and killing him with an ax. (Bale also quips that the album “Sports” “has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism.”) The role of Leto in West’s video is reportedly played by Kim Kardashian’s pal Jonathan Cheban.

I don’t even have a small satchel of fucks to give about how this is clearly an effort to save a few grand in child support, so I’ll just embed this video below and point out that Funny or Die released it two months ago:

Does “Yeezus” mean unoriginal bastard in Kanye? I’m still waiting on my Rosetta Stone CDs.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Jennyjenjen

    In every picture like this there is a serial rapist, closeted homosexual, saying everything about his secret longings with his eyes.

  2. fuck this fuck

    Except for the tan skinned fellow averting his eyes, everyone and everything in this picture can be prefixed with douche-. ie: douchecake, douchebeard, doucheFrancis, etc.

  3. “Kanye’s Putting Scott Disick In His Videos Now”

    I challenge anyone to glance at that headline and not come away thinking Kanye is putting his dick in videos now.

  4. Scott Disick Birthday Vegas Joe Francis
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You see that? Someone brought on ugly person to my party!”
    “Oh, how quaint.”
    “Can we kick them out?”
    “Nah, just point and laugh, then they’ll leave.”

  5. barchord

    douches of a feather……..

  6. logan

    All those mentioned in the above story line are ass boils, with maybe the exception of Huey Lewis.

  7. reinhard heidrich

    I would enjoy seeing someone take a large ax to his head and then chopping through his douche skull very vigorously. then send the remnants in a FedEx box to the home of the mud people….for starters…..or, slowly garrote him with rusty piano wire, pausing to pour bleach in the wounds.

  8. Scott Disick Birthday Vegas Joe Francis
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the weirdest love triangle. Disick in love with Disick. Kourtney in love with Francis. Francis in love with the guy in back taking crotch-shots without a care or lawsuit in the world.

  9. april

    so the title says scott disick & the article says jonathan cheban. wtf?

  10. Feh. Sorry, Kanye, Miles Fisher already did a kick-ass video based on American Psycho for his song “This Must Be the Place.”

  11. KanGay and Scott Dipshit, two of the most annoying douchebags on the planet. At least KanGay has some talent and a job.

  12. Kanye West and Scott Disick bumped into each other and stuck together, like two wet turds.

    I gotta laugh…my Spell Check balked at “Disick,” and one of the options it gave me was “Dipstick.” Sometimes one just HAS to wonder…

  13. JungleRed

    For a second I though the heading read, “Kanye’s putting his dick in Scott now.” Works either way.

  14. Robb7

    I’m lost…who the hell is Jonathan Cheban??!!

    • He is Kim’s publicist. Slimy, dirty bastard. The kind of guy that makes you want to take several showers after you shake his hand. He is the third closeted gay man of this group that would like you to believe they are straight. Kind of funny the 3 closeted gay men of the Kardashian extended family chose to do a video together.

  15. kery

    Jonathan is Kim’s friend …

  16. D.

    What does Scott Disick do for a living? Does anyone know?

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