Kanye West Is $53 Million In Debt

Technically, I have the day off, but there’s no way I’m getting anything done with a giant schadenfreude boner from finding out Kanye West is $53 million in debt. It already knocked over an oil painting and the muffins I just baked- hey! No! Get out of those comic books! Goddammit, let’s get this over with:

Now, you’re probably thinking this is just the crazy talk of a crazy person, and we’ll get to that in a second, but according to Jezebel, the match actually checks out with Kanye’s failed business attempts in the fashion world, which raises the delicious possibility that he’s the one gold digging the Kardashians by popping babies into a golden cow, and not vice versa. So go ahead and savor that one for a second, swirl it around, detect the delicate note of sweet irony and mustache wax, and then let it go because it’s probably all that crazy stuff I just said earlier. Via Us Weekly:

Rhymefest took to social media on Friday, February 12, to address his concerns about the outspoken rapper and his recent behavior.
My brother needs help, in the form of counseling,” he wrote on Twitter. “Spiritual & mental. He should step away from the public & yesmen & heal.”
The Chicago-based songwriter, who helped West, 38, pen songs like “New Slaves” and “Jesus Walks,” also tweeted that Yeezy’s “mind and spirit isn’t right.”

In fairness, if Kanye was crazy would he go on Twitter and tell Silicon Valley to stop building schools in Africa because he’s the new Walt Disney and deserves that money more? And the answer is yes, absolutely. He’ll do that shit all day.

Don’t build schools to educate poor children in Africa. Give money to me, the guy who lives in Kim Kardashian’s mansion, so I can make shit dope. And by shit I’m mostly talking about sneakers. The world needs more shoes!!! #waltdisneyfeelme

(I don’t know why I even tried to match the original tweets, but I did, so let’s not act like it didn’t happen. It’ll be the coolest thing you’ve ever done.)

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