Kanye West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian?

December 6th, 2010 // 61 Comments

A rumor has been making the Internet rounds today that Kanye West knocked up Kim Kardashian after the two shared an intimate summer of him making love to her Rubenesque butt in ALL CAPS. The rumor cited an anonymous source, so it only makes sense that Hollyscoop used one of its own to dispute it because who are we kidding? It was Kim both times:

A source very close to Kim tells Hollyscoop the report is “absolutely not true,” adding that the report is simply “ridiculous.”
MediaTakeOut reported, “Kim has been seeing Kanye [West] off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times.” The insider continued, “Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”

Despite all the completely true facts I said up top about Kim spreading the story, I’m genuinely torn on whether or not this is true. On the one hand, she didn’t dangle from the Empire State Building screaming “I’m pregnant!” at anyone with a camera. While on the other, she’s somehow been allowed near Khloe, who much like her cousin, the bear, can smell menstruation. It’s practically a coin toss.

UPDATE: Presumably after a bidding war, People get’s the official denial straight from the famewhore tap.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Mena

    Are you nuts? This story is 100% fake because Kim would have had $ signs all in her uterine area and used that kid as a paycheck for the next 18 years.

  2. sharon H

    Here we see KIm, I always tilt my head down and look up through my fake eyelashes. Kardashian. Now, might she pregnant? It is probably physically possible. If she ever gets pregnant will the baby’s father be a black man? Uh, duh. She only has sex with black men. Is it currently possible that she is pregnant with Kanye West’s baby?? I doubt it since all these dudes are doing her in the ass and even Kim can’t get pregnant via that route.

    • Richard McBeef

      Nah, if you get yer dick hard enough a cat can’t scratch it and fuck her up the ass with reckless abandonment you could probably tear some stuff and get her pregnant. it’s worth a shot at least.

  3. anonymous

    The only thng Kim K’s snizz accepts is Amex Black. She can’t get pregnant by that.

  4. Kanye: Yo Kim, I’m happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but you and Ray Jay had the greatest celebrity porn video of all time!

    Kim: Just pee on me and leave already.

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    nose job!!!

  6. DKNY

    Could you imagine the utterly horrific creature that would come from the diseased loins of these two monsters? It could probably have it’s own movie in the Godzilla series.

  7. Do the math: Kanye + Kim = Sinbad

  8. McFeely Smackup

    There’s something kind of important missing from this second hand, heard it from a guy who knows a chick who overheard at a bus station anecdote.

    If Kanye knocked up Kim last summer…then what? Are they saying Kim got an abortion? Is she still pregnant? Was she pregnant but got better?

    Like others here, I feel like the odds of Kym aborting the baby of a multi-millionaire musician, whether Kanye, Justin Bieber, or Kenny Rogers, are so slim as to need a new unit invented by science to measure it. Not gonna happen.

    • Cock Dr

      The baby would have it’s own reality TV show & endorsement deals before it even exited the uterus. I think we can all breathe a big sigh of relief; there is no baby.

  9. Cardinal Fang

    That kid would have one big ass. Black ass mixed with Kardassian. Whoa momma.

  10. GrimlyFiendish

    How does one get pragnat from anal sex?

  11. Jaded

    Damn, Wikileaks strikes again

  12. sal

    didn’t know waxworks could get pregnant

  13. BodyForWife

    If she calves the child of Kanye, she should have a priest standing by ready to perform and exorcism.

  14. Juano

    No doubt her publicist had both the leak and the denial printed up the night before, and told his or her assistant “now remember, the “he knocked her up” memo goes at 10, and the “oh no he didn’t” memo goes at 2.”

    Anything for publicity!

  15. Juano

    And note that she is trying to attach herself to him regardless, by pointedly stating that they’ve hooked up a few times this summer and Kim really like him.

    By “really likes” read “wants to piggy back into the newspapers off Kanye’s back”

  16. gogo


  17. cdrz

    You report the stupidest rumors lol. Slow day, eh?

  18. nahhhhh

    I wonder if he let her finish?

  19. sarahbeth

    Not only was this manufactured by her publicist, but it was created so her “fans” want a response from her via Twitter, so they pony up the dough. This is all just a desperate attempt to get herself back on Twitter and Facebook.

  20. Meredith

    Who would have thought that two giant asses could make a baby?

  21. Lola

    Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian….yeah always…..it is highly varied for a blog.

  22. Howard the Duck

    Kim just thought she was pregnant because Kanye pissed in her rather than on her like she’s used to.

  23. GravyLeg

    Finally… A couple who can “media whore” their child more than the Smiths.

  24. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    sick rack. omg.

  25. See Alice

    I feel bad for the child ……….. Will be an imbecile with a humongus ass .

  26. jojo

    Now I know its Satanist that are against abortion.



  28. The world would not be able to handle an offspring with her ass and his ego. Reality as we know it may actually implode on the massive gravitational pull that is created..

  29. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:


  30. This bitch will fuck ANYBODY as long as his bank account looks right..

  31. slapkatyperry

    I guess Gay fish Used too much “tartar sauce” on his fish dick.

  32. George

    If this chick got pregnant from anybody with any sort of fame whatsoever, she would have the child as a way to both get some dough and some publicity. She represents the worst that this country has to offer. No way she would abort.

  33. Jesus

    I would love to see this child. I wonder which body part would be the biggest, the ass or the lips?

  34. Johnny Cage

    Motor Boat

  35. Jasmin

    When did having tarantula legs as eyelashes become fashionable?? … and if it isn’t someone help this poor woman she’s got spiders crawling all over her face!

  36. klo

    vapid wh*re. hate this talentless idiot

  37. wim

    what’s the difference: HE ALREADY IS AN EVICTED/BANNED AMERICAN!!!!!!!!

  38. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    One of these things is not like the other…

  39. So the third anti-christ has not yet been born. Thank the good lord it was Kardashian fucking Kangay West with her strap on. I think that fucker has a vagina anyways.

  40. nicole

    everyone posting knows they watch her show so why r u bitching?

    • Well, I know you watch her show and that’s a sad state of affairs indeed. I don’t watch her show. I have better things to do in my spare time outside of work than to watch TV shows about gold digging trash (you). Instead I go out and attract gold digging trash (you) just to see how long I can lead them on for then cut the cord before they get a whiff of my bank statements and fall madly in love.

      Oh, and it helps that I’m good looking and don’t need the internet or hookers for sex. Although I must say, porn and men go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly.

  41. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look closely, you can see Khloe’s wrist-leash.

  42. Seebs

    Goddamn, I wish someone would brush the pencil shavings outta her eyes.

  43. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE HAS EXTENSIONS. look at the color difference

  44. fofo

    half of her hair looks totally fake coz its lighter

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