Kanye Doesn’t Want A Prenup, Thinks They’re ‘Tacky’

October 23rd, 2013 // 61 Comments
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged Monday night, and if you’re a rational person with even the slightest knowledge of Kim, you’d assume there’s going to be a prenup to protect at least some of his money from the most highly successful and obvious gold dig of our generation. And you’d be wrong. Via Hollywood Life:

“Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” the source says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”

In Kanye’s defense, what’s more baller than marrying Kim Kardashian without a prenup? That’s like sticking your head in a lion’s mouth with a steak tied to your face which isn’t a Khloe joke. (She likes dead rabbits.)

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  1. Cock Dr

    Too good 2 B true.
    The Boss will insist on some sort of financial contract. You don’t want a huge legal fight over who gets the matching his & hers diamond toaster set.
    He certainly doesn’t give the impression of a man “in love with Kim to the point of infatuation”. Who’s the source of that stupid quote?

  2. It’s gonna be hilarious when she divorces him and leaves him broke. I used to respect this man. Isn’t one of his most popular songs “Gold Digger”? What a jackass.

  3. JC

    I hate to even say this, but given the horrible world we live in, isn’t it possible that their respective net worths are comparable, making a prenup more or less a moot point? I wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye doesn’t have a particularly good record deal and/or has already pissed away (no pun intended) a lot of his earnings. I think there are a lot more destitute former pop stars than there are rich ones.

  4. When asked for her reaction to Kanye stating he didn’t want a prenup, Kris said “ask me later after this orgasm stops”

  5. Robb7

    I heard/read somewhere this asshole used to Photoshop himself into the K’s Christmas card??!! He JUST HAD TO BE part of that fucked-up family. If true, this is not love, but just a sick stalker who will eventually kill or imprison this whore! Whatever, it sounds like a perfect ending to this fairy’s tale!

  6. Ugliest, greasiest fakers – ever. Ditto for the cheek implants. Ugh.

  7. Kanye rawdogged Kim K. Rationality is clearly not his forte…

  8. alex

    Kim is worth roughly 40 millions dollars. Kanye is worth about 100 million. Who cares what they fucking asshole celebrities do with their sacks of cash….as long as we get it shoved down our throats every few days, that’s what’s important.

  9. Prenups are tacky, unlike proposing in a rented baseball stadium via Jumbotron.

  10. Deacon Jones

    She looks like she has jaundice. Nasty..

  11. Bane

    No pre-nup. Not happening. Don’t think for a minute that Pimp Mom is going for that.

    I’m surprised she allowed her cash cow to transition into Beyonce.

    That’s not their ‘brand”.

  12. anonymous

    Is that an implant dimple on her right tit? So much for her being all natural.

    • Even that picture she put out of her at “14″ to quell the boob job rumours is her with a boob job, and she ain’t 14 in that picture. Jesus, she’s had a boob job forever … you’re just coming around to this now???

  13. Lord Evil Uncreator

    That’s great Kanye, no prenup couldn’t happen to a better guy! Marriage ALWAYS works out – this is ‘Merica! Here’s to a financial future where you won’t lose anything buddy. I’m so glad for you that you made this intelligent decision, with all your advisors at your disposal.

    PS. What the hell does in love to the point of infatuation even mean? You’re actually supposed to become infatuated first, and love comes later. Very strange, publicist – very strange.

  14. me

    That plastic object in her cheek area is scary, gross and so is she.

  15. officelinebacker

    This a man who wore a leather kilt on stage, I honestly do not think he knows the definition of tacky. He might as well have just said “ehhhhh nevermind the googolplex, they’re just tacky.”

  16. Paddy McC

    How much you want to bet the source here is actually Kris trying to get no pre-nup on record so Kanye’s stuck with it.

  17. LordHelpUsAll

    It’s actually not even fun to insult Kim K anymore. Look at her, she looks old, she’s fat, she looks fake — and whatever works she’s had isn’t even helping her. She’s got her boobs stuck way out, probably to district from her horrific butt. She’s going into her 3rd marriage by her early 30s, never mind that she looks 40 now. Sounds like this was the tackiest proposal a bad teen romance writer could’ve dreamed up. It’s all so pathetic. Like I said, it’ s not even worth insulting her any more … who cares?

  18. dennis

    I’m pretty sure Kanye wants no prenup because his last album is crap and she probably makes more money he does these days.

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mademoiselle C Premiere
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    FUCKING DISGUSTING BLOB THING CREATURE!

  20. greasy, lumpy, misshapen breasts. And who even knows what that hairy ass smells like.

  21. Bwahahahaha, this guy a complete fucktard. He really does nothing to help dispel the stereotype about black men. I look forward to the day this imbecile is dead broke, wondering where it all went wrong. They 5150′d Amanda Bynes, I think he should have be the one to have that happen.

    • meh

      What stereotype is Kanye enforcing? Funny how you’re being racist towards blacks, yet you quickly call others racist when they use Asian women stereotypes. Fucktard.

    • whatthe

      El Jefe feels threatened by black men because their dicks are so much bigger than his. He likes Asian women because they think his dick is huge compared to the Asian men they’re used to.
      Now go and create another fake account and give yourself another thumbs up.

  22. RayJ

    I gotta pee…

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    heysamjo
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    It’s called “sunkissed” honey, not Dorito raped.

  24. Nostradumbass

    “If you ain’t no punk holla we want prenup
    WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
    It’s something that you need to have
    ‘Cause when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half
    18 years, 18 years
    And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his”
    - Kanye West

    His lyrics from gold digger are strangely prophetic.

  25. Bitter, Post-Divorce Kanye will be all I want for Christmas next year.

  26. I wonder what the Twitter narrative of flushing millions of dollars down the toilet would read like IN ALL CAPS.

  27. Darlene

    yea……….. it’s the pre-nup that’s tacky!!

  28. andie

    In related news, Selma and Sideshow Bob Don’t Want Prenup, Think They’re Yellowy

  29. gigi

    No one else thinks this news is just a publicity stuny ike the whole relationship?

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    Dox
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    Is that black lipstick, or have lips finally started to rot?

  31. andie

    *Tacky scratches head*
    *looks up self in dictionary*
    *finds pic of Kimye, holds pencil to head, erases self*

  32. Jordan Alesmith

    What the fuck has she done to her face? She looks like a tranny version of Beyonce.

    • Ummm, cheek implants, multiple nose jobs, eye surgeries (yes, mutliple), botox and fillers, lots of fillers. When she is much older she will look something like this … too much botox. This is Cindy Landon doing an interview and the only things moving, literally, are her eyes and tongue; she can’t move the rest of her face. Her lips move but they’re frozen .

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk5eqiE5z-M

  33. Dox

    These two deserve each other. If we’re lucky…. She’ll marry him, divorce him, leave him broke and destitute, and then get struck by a meteor on her way to the bank to count the money she made.

    Shortly thereafter, Kanye will have a come to Jesus moment, in which he finds humility, and embraces his talent as a “songwriter/singer” bringing joy and happiness to broken hearts everywhere.

    OR… Aliens might invade and take both of them back to their respective home planets.

    But I am not holding my breath.

  34. JO JO

    sadly she is worth about 40 million and hes almost at 100 milion… really doesnt matter at this point.

  35. Who doesn’t see this as one of the biggest PR scams in entertainment. Why would West marry this trash? The Ray J tape, gay Chris Humphries fake marriage and her pregnancy while still married to Chris? Get real.

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mademoiselle C Premiere
    Twink
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick get me the wide angle lense or I will not get her all in the pic . . . .

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    jive
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    That’s what she looks like nowadays?

    What the fuck happened to her?

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mademoiselle C Premiere
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    Pre-nups aren’t tacky. That dress on the other hand……

  39. Amazing. Anyone that saw him on Kimmel last week has to understand that he is directly out of his fucking mind. He considers himself only slightly less significant than Jesus Christ and way, way above the holy ghost. I’m sure marrying his own personal Mary Magdalene (read: whore) plays right into his actually cellar dwelling self-esteem/ Christ complex.

    As stupid and crazy as he is, he is rich as fuck. And likely to get richer. He occupies a unique place in rap music and the frequent changes in taste within that genre don’t affect him like they do other rappers. I don’t know that anyone advises him or could even tell him anything but if so they should get a gun, put it to his head and force him to get a pre-nup or just shoot him in the fucking head. That coven of parasitic whores doesn’t deserve a dime of anyone else’s money.

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