Kanye’s Ducking Kim Kardashian Again

May 24th, 2013 // 53 Comments
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Kim Kardashian arrived in Paris this week, but according to the Daily Mail, just as soon as she got there Kanye West hopped on a plane to Milan as is his wont. Of course, it probably didn’t help that Kim showed up with cameras to film Keeping Up With The Kardashians which Radar Online reports has become entirely about her pregnancy because she’s super private now. On top of that, she brought Kris Jenner who Kanye fucking hates for selling photos behind his back if you believe this entirely believable report of him flipping out on her backstage during SNL. Via Uproxx:

West apparently learned that his girlfriend and her mother were “secretly selling images of him and Kim, behind his back” and I assume once he told someone, the immediate reaction was, “This is a surprise?” Regardless, this alleged revelation allegedly led to an alleged argument between West and his alleged future mom-in-law, and it was so bad that it would have made Justin Bieber look like the Pope.
“Kanye was an assh*le and he was being very standoffish to everyone there. Lorne Michaels will never invite him back. Backstage Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian with Kanye and his bodyguards and basically hovering over him while they scream and yell. The whole cast fled out of the way and security had to be called.
Kim was crying and Kris was basically being carried away by security. Chris Rock tried to step in but Kanye just brushed him to the side and was like ‘Man! this is nothing.’ Kris was raving and screaming the whole time and she felt bad for Kim.”

Anytime Kanye West was near Kim Kardashian, he should’ve immediately noticed he couldn’t even quietly fart in a corner without a cameraman going, “Garlic! Kanye ate garlic today!” Then again, the idiot has a ridiculous ego and probably thought these people track his every move like goddamn bloodhounds instead of being tipped off by the vampire cunt grandmother of his unborn child. So I don’t know how somebody managed to spell it out to him, but I bet it required a cartoon of Jay-Z called, “Yeezus Christ, That Bitch Is Selling Your Photos.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Kanye’s just pissed because she won’t tell him who the baby’s father is.

  2. Buddy The Elf

    I hope you are miserable for all eternity Kim, you deserve it.

  3. I think you mean “Jizz! Kanye ate jizz today!”

  4. So that explains the MAJOR douche-chill he gave off at the end of SNL. NO ONE said a word to him. Jason Sudeikis gave him a quick bro hug, and that was it. He stood there, in all of his 5’6″ doucheyness, stoned-faced, while everyone around him was hugging, laughing, and yukking it up. If you can find it online, it’s a sight to see.

  5. BlinkyTheFish

    They’re pretty much the perfect family unit. Screaming opportunistic harpies, super-egos, someone in the closet. Sounds like your average family bar the cameras and the millions.

  6. alex

    This is one of those unique reports where I don’t know who to root for…..they are both completely repellant.

  7. alex

    Ugh! and I didn’t even recognize the cleverness of the headline….ducking…awesome.

  8. Johnny P!

    Already saving my money so I can buy her placenta on eBay which will no doubt have the eerily accurate apparition of Yeezus Christ on it.
    Or maybe the Yirgin Mary, whatever…

  9. Jesus !! Speaking of “ducking,” look at them lips, ugh. The best part of this post was “Kim was crying.” What did the vapid, self-centered cunt THINK was going to happen when she got knocked up by this asshole bohunk.

  10. lilgrandma

    They all fucking IDIOT’S!!! kanye sang in SLN and look so piss!! and sang like he was shouting not singing!! This music of his is not good!! Who the fuck wants to hear about his nasty,idiot ho!!kanye wish came true and now wish it didn’t!!Will kanye 18 yrs!!kim is looking like Big ANG fr the mobs wives!!!

  11. Cock Dr

    Well no wonder he’s avoiding that bunch. Large animals unhinged by hormones and desperate for media attention can be dangerous…that describes much of the K klan.

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Paris No Kanye
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    Looks like the wife of a sumo wrestler…

  13. I haven’t seen her smile once since she became pregnant. Bash me all you want, but I think it’d be merciful if she lost this baby. If it survives, the poor child will never know motherly love or normalcy :(

  14. pregant kim kartrashiass: the drama season on e! channel couldnt happen to a more deserving douche bag than kanye west.

  15. Mitch

    Even though Kanye is just doing what comes natural and bailing on the babymomma and future bastard child, I actually have more respect for him now.

    Of course if it wasn’t that overstuffed whore KK I wouldn’t feel as warm and fuzzy about it.

  16. Robb7

    Pathetic cow dressed in couture clown costumes keeps chasing baby daddy all over Europe. A sad, but fitting commentary on an otherwise useless life of whoring and hawking crap to demented fans. Gotta love America!

    • I suspect Kim’s efforts to catch up to Kanye might work in her favor when it comes time to litigate custody of the ankle-biter, as well as the amount of child support for the little bastard. In fact, I’m wondering if she might have been advised by an attorney to appear that she is on a trek to unite with “dad.”

  17. I hope she has a very healthy, very happy, very ugly baby.

  18. tom

    Why is that idiot travelling all around the world instead of resting at home? I predict her baby will be malformed.

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Paris No Kanye
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    This Armenian whore deserves to be a single parent , thats what she gets for banging a rap star

    • kim k

      Only a fool would make a baby with a rap star, if your not black yourself, and a closet homosexual to boot?? Oh Kim, this is rich! Thank you for the drama! Better yuou than me

  20. get serious

    Fat whore. I hope she & her entire clan of losers die real soon…

  21. Duh

    The Kardashians are vultures. That what they did to the last marriage. It was one big photo op sham. They know this isn’t going to last, so let’s make some money and sell these photos while they’re hot.

  22. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Karma wrote this script. Kim’s Mom & Kim’s man are oil & water.

  23. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Paris No Kanye
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    Old Grammy tranny

  24. freya



  25. Mama Pinkus

    can someone PLEASE explain the duck lips thing – don’t the see it THEMSELVES when they look in a mirror? WTF

    • Krissy

      Kim claims that pregnancy made them huge. I didn’t realize injecting fillers was the same thing as getting knocked up.

  26. Guest

    Just wait. Kim & Kris are gonna take Kanye to the cleaners. She is never going to marry him, she is completely into her family and making money and that is why she got pregnant. Kanye better get his checkbook out and find a really good lawyer because Kim is only in it for the $$$ and the attention.

  27. kery

    Kris is a disgusting bitch, she has lots of money and she sells photos of Kim! I mean they don’t have to do that It would be good if we forget about them and they just go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  28. kim k

    Seems like Kim fucked herself. Seems she would be so much happier with her ONE shot at life if she didn’t have such an ego! We get it Kim, your bedspread is chinchila, you own LOTS of fur, you drive a Bently, your ass is huge, you have more money than god…and? Just to prove to the world what you have and are capable of having you sacrifised what it’s like to have a REAL man love you. Thats more important than all the money in the world for us girls, money is nice but it can NEVER replace the feeling you get when a REAL man loves and respects you…and for that, I am glad! You silly cunt!

  29. kim k

    If it’s this bad for her now can you imagine how miserable her and any new guy will be AFTER the stretch marks, her stretched out vag, her fucking energy sucking family hovering around every move the new guy makes. Kim MUST have the iq of a junior highscholl girl.

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