Kanye’s Under Investigation For Felony Robbery After Attacking Another Photographer

When Kanye West arrived at LAX Friday afternoon all he literally had to do was take one more step into his car and go about his business of being rich as shit. What he did instead was approach a pap, tell him he knows the guy is trying to get him to “step off” so he gets “$250,000,” and then proceeds to “step off” anyway and steal the guy’s camera allegedly injuring him in the attack. According to TMZ, the dude’s pressing charges and now Kanye’s under investigation for felony robbery as if any of that means anything. Which is why I want everyone to hear me out and keep an open mind about this: Has George Zimmerman ever considered a career in photography? (You want to be mad, but it just makes so much sense. I know.)