Kanye West’s ‘American Psycho’ Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is F*cking Awful

June 18th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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WATCH: 'Yeezus' - American Psycho Short Film

It seems like only seven days ago, Kanye West announced a new American Psycho promo short starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman, and yet here it is already. Which will stop being surprising once you watch it because Yeezus Christ. You’d think that after years of memorizing scripts of the Kardashian’s fake life, Scott Disick would know how to act, but he doesn’t. At all. Christian Bale should have legal grounds to beat him in the face with a cancer kid, that’s how bad it is. Or even just out of principle. It’s important those kids feel useful.

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  1. alex

    I’m just angry I actually know who that person is.

    • dasd

      Mickey mouse?

      • Wanda

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      • Slappy Magoo

        Mickey Mouse Doing Shatner

  2. No way I’m watching that shit.

  3. Snooki's Taint

    I’m just angry that this exists.

  4. I think this just gave me cancer

  5. What the fuck was the point of that video? What a bunch of fart sniffing idiots. Scott sounds like a goddamn cartoon character.

  6. Patrick Bateman

    But even after watching this there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my viewing of this shit video.

  7. Cock Dr

    What is this dish of shit the blogger sets before me?
    Certainly none of us is dumb and/or masochistic enough to click on that…oh wait, I guess some of us did.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Did they clamp its nuts in a vise for this movie, or is that how it talks?

  9. should have hired northwoods minnesota boy as an axe swinging consultant. disick is a monster puss.

  10. Top. Gun. Acting.

  11. Cuddles

    I feel like that video owes me a lot more time back than the 2 minutes it stole from me. And pussy boy seems more like a cartoon Emilio Estevez in Breakfast Club than Patrick Bateman.

  12. brick

    That would have been way better with a Mickey Mouse hat on.

  13. I enjoyed the clip because I have kind of a scraggly beard, and I could pretend it was me killing Scott Disick. With a mouthful of helium.

  14. God I hate this fucking dipshit and no I will not click it and watch it.

  15. You know I’m not going to watch that video right?

  16. Em

    *shudders* Can’t decide if he sounds more like Mickey Mouse or Judge Doom ala Roger Rabbit.

    Also – couldn’t they be bothered to make sure the axe had at least a wee bit of blood on it?

    And finally, can’t believe I actually watched it. Goddamn accident-on-the-side-of-the-highway syndrome.

  17. Mark

    His voice is similar to Weird Al’s. Menacing.

  18. Any excuse for you to show pics of a fat girl, huh?

  19. Kris

    what the hell did I just see?

  20. Garbage

    This can be considered as one of the worst ‘movies’ made of all time.

    What a waste of photographic film, lighting and hard drive space. Even I think the space it took up on my computer for memory is a waste of my space.

  21. Danny

    Heard an advance copy of his new album “Yeezus”.
    It is even worse than this video, if that is possible.
    Just remember, you can’t spell CRAP without RAP!

  22. Slappy Magoo

    So Kanye is ripping off Miles Fisher’s idea of spoofing American Psycho while covering David Byrne? Whatever happened to popular music always being the white guys ripping off the black guys?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29d6RDSK1c&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DG29d6RDSK1c&has_verified=1

  23. calling this a “film” is disrespectful to film.
    -unless its the type of film that builds up on the underside of a toilet bowel somewhere.

  24. Randal

    Oscars for everyone!

    Randal

  25. cc

    I was going to say what could be worse than two of the world’s biggest douchebags collaborating on something..then I realized you could add Kim to the occasion.

  26. Assbestos

    Astounding! Rarely do you see such a level of self obsession and total lack of talent. I new high sewage water mark!

    *Ovation*

  27. This is by far, the worst impersonation of Charlie Kelly I’ve ever seen.

  28. What makes this even worse is the set they built is pretty fucking faithful to the movie…

  29. Girls

    Patrick Bateman would never disgrace himself with such horrible facial hair.

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