Kaley Cuoco Reportedly Left Ryan Sweeting Over Painkiller Addiction
If someone were to ask me why Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting are getting a divorce, I probably would’ve said it’s because she married her Superman rebound, and you never marry your rebound. Take it from me. I own action figures. Turns out, Ryan Sweeting allegedly has an addiction to painkillers, according to Us Weekly, who somehow had time to coordinate all of this for a cover issue. *cough* Kaley’s publicist *cough*
Cuoco, 29, publicly gushed about her marriage to Sweeting, 28, following their Dec. 2013 nuptials, which took place only six months after they began dating.
But privately, the actress was upset that her spouse, once ranked No. 64 in the world, had “developed a dependency on painkillers” to deal with a series of injuries, a source tells the magazine.
“She supported him but she said he couldn’t make the commitment to get sober,” the insider said.
“He’d tell her he was working on it and instead go get wasted.”
In Ryan Sweeting’s defense, there are only so many times you can hear, “British Superman fucked me harder,” before you start to question your worth as a man and turn to pills. Like the time I started dating Vicki Vale and constantly had to hear, “Batman always had condoms in his utility belt.” LET IT GO.