Superman Dumped Kaley Cuoco Already

“Haha, remember when we were at the deli and you made the joke about wondering who you’ll get to bang from TV next? That was so funny.”
“Haha, joke?”

If it feels like Henry Cavill only started dating Kaley Cuoco a few days ago, that’s because it was, but that’s over now, so there’s no use dwelling in the past, Kaley. Just remember the good times like how the entire Internet saw 800 pictures of you fetching him coffee every morning while he went through your TiVo and made a mental list of women whose vaginas will hopefully excite him in ways yours clearly couldn’t. No one will ever take that away from you. That was Kal-El’s gift to you.

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