Kaley Cuoco Got Married Already

The Superficial / January 2, 2014

After being sport-fucked by Superman, The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco went full Jennifer Love Hewitt and somehow managed to sink her claws into Ryan Sweeting who she’s now successfully coerced into marrying her in less than half a year dating. The couple was last seen retreating to their honeymoon suite as Ryan asked if it was really necessary to stick his penis through a Man of Steel Blu-ray before making love to her. He was dead within the hour. I saw the whole thing.

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