Kaley Cuoco Got Married Already

January 2nd, 2014 // 10 Comments
Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Kaley Cuoco Ryan Sweeting
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After being sport-fucked by Superman, The Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco went full Jennifer Love Hewitt and somehow managed to sink her claws into Ryan Sweeting who she’s now successfully coerced into marrying her in less than half a year dating. The couple was last seen retreating to their honeymoon suite as Ryan asked if it was really necessary to stick his penis through a Man of Steel Blu-ray before making love to her. He was dead within the hour. I saw the whole thing.

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  1. Walter White

    Henry Cavil dodged her faster than a speeding bullet.

  2. Balls Mcgee

    I think this guy is making out already. Notwithstanding a massive prenup, he’s going to make 100 times more in the divorce than he ever will in tennis. Just stay alive, Ryan!

  3. I think Phil and the punter guy should both come out against this.

  4. You don’t stick your dick in crazy, dude.

  5. Jenn

    She looks like a Hostess Sno-Ball.

  6. tlmck

    Can you say wackadoodle?

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