Kaley Cuoco’s Engaged Because F*ck You, Superman

The Superficial / September 27, 2013

For those of you don’t watch CBS sitcoms because you haven’t given up on life, Kaley Cuoco is probably best known for being the first chick Henry Cavill banged after Man of Steel hit theaters because he saw her on TV once and wondered what her vagina would be like. Which turned out to be clingy as shit because he bounced not even 10 days later. Since then, she’s been blatantly trying to flaunt her rebound Ryan Sweeting who she’s now engaged to, according to People. Because if there’s one thing that makes a man jealous, it’s watching you successfully grind another man down to the point where he proposes to you in less than two months. It’s our… Kryptonite? *puts gun in mouth*

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