Kaley Cuoco Is Single
After Man of Steel hit theaters, Henry Cavill felt he earned a treat, so he turned on the TV, saw Kaley Cuoco’s breasts, and said, “I’ll have those.” Which he did for about two weeks, and then ghosted prompting a vengeful Kaley to immediately get engaged to Ryan Sweeting and married 90 days later. And, yet, somehow that wasn’t a solid foundation for a lifetime of togetherness because PEOPLE reports they’re already getting a divorce, so there’s that information which I guess I had to report.
Oh, and she also got a new horse. People are really going nuts for that horse. The Internet’s weird.