Kal-el Coppola Cage revealed
Canada.com has the first pictures of Kal-el Coppola Cage, Nicolas Cage’s first baby with his wife Alice Kim. This is where I usually start making fun of Nicolas Cage for naming his son after Superman, but he actually managed to produce a cute baby so I’ll let him off the hook. It’s ironic that an imbecile who would name his child after a comic book character and looks like an ugly sack of potatoes could produce such a cute baby, while one of the world’s biggest supermodels would give birth to an ugly mole creature. I’m becoming more and more convinced that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to give birth to the world’s ugliest child, just because God is funny like that.