The Inevitable Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Autotune Is Here

February 7th, 2013 // 8 Comments
Kai Autotune
WATCH: The Autotune You Knew Was Coming

From the first moment everyone saw the news report on Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiking Hero, it was inevitable a “They Rapin’ Errbody in Here”-esque autotune was coming, and here it is a scant two days later. And not only is it inspirational, but it reminds a sometimes too-quick-to-judge world that hitchhikers are normal people just like us, only they carry hatchets and have no problem using them on your face if you say you’re Jesus. So they’re actually our betters. Our (previously) unsung betters.


  1. DeucePickle

    Called it

  2. poopnut

    That could’ve been done a lot better. Not by me! I would have made it into a Taylor Swift song, that’s how terrible of a person I am.

  3. schmidtler

    I saw a story about a security guard that ended up tasering some big mouthed woman, next day the follow up story was people online set up an account & donated $20,000 to the guy – I’m hoping the same thing happens with this Kai dude – not because I think he really deserves a crap tom of cash, I just think it would be a really funny story to hear how he pisses away a pile of money.

  4. Brooke

    This is the first video from this story I’ve seen, and I think Fox news should look into autotuning all of their news stories. Smash Smash got me every time.

  5. Sweet Brown

    Ain’t nobody got time for that!

  6. Katie

    He’s hot.

  7. Fribble

    Wasn’t she married to Henry V?

  8. LT

    I love the shot of the hippie shoe in the street at the end.

    “kooked out” hahahaha!!!

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