Kacey Jordan Wins ‘Best Whore’

March 3rd, 2011 // 83 Comments

Joining the ranks of such empowered women as Jamie Jungers, who has to be just thrilled I reminded everyone she banged Tiger Woods for money – which she did, Kacey Jordan won this morning’s Porn Star pageant on The Howard Stern Show despite attempting to pretending she’s capable of dignity just two days ago on Twitter:

Not too happy having to share Howard stern time with these other stupid whores, I might back out… I’m not that desperate!

Coincidentally, Jamie claimed she didn’t want to capitalize on her fame as a gold-digging prostitute to the stars, only to also turn around and do last year’s pageant for the $75,000 prize. Now I’m not saying Tiger and Charlie surrounded themselves with essentially hookers because they can’t get laid otherwise. I’m just saying it’s going to be a miracle if Charlie doesn’t wake up to find one of his kids has been sold into white slavery because these women are dead inside. Seriously, if I drove by his house waving a dollar bill out the window, I guarantee I could make at least two of them burst through the doggy door like the goddamn Beggin’ Strips commercial.

*sniff sniff* “Money! Money! Where’s the money? I smell money! MONEEEYYYY!”

Photos: INFdaily

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    paul
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    Shes HOTT!!!!!

  2. CockFag

    More power to her

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