JWoww’s breasts turned away from clubs

April 9th, 2010 // 131 Comments

Apparently the cast of Jersey Shore is getting shot down at nightclubs while filming their second season in Miami, according to RadarOnline:

The cast is being denied access to some Miami hot spots that don’t want the trouble of dealing with all that accompanies their appearances.
“A lot of places in South Beach aren’t letting them in,” a source on the scene exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“They’re not welcome at many, many spots, and they’re getting refused all over the place.”

You mean nightclubs are turning away kids with the names Snooki, The Situation and Fungi Guido which might not be one of their names but it should be? I just assumed they arrived at the clubs and the red phone went off at the White House. “Obama here. Pauly D? Yeah, he cool. But not that Orko-lookin’ bitch. Nah, you put her out back with some Reese’s Pieces on the ground. — Mo’fucker, do I sound like I’m playin’?!”

Sorry about that, I just wanted to prove I could write dialog for The Wire. (What now, David Simon?)


  1. mike

    She is ugly as fuck.

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  4. Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her. Not for how plain looking she naturally was but her personality is that of a dinner plate. I couldn’t tell you what Irked me about her but it is something way deep down inside her, underneath the plastic shell in the hallow depths of her soul.

  5. Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her. Not for how plain looking she naturally was but her personality is that of a dinner plate. I couldn’t tell you what Irked me about her but it is something way deep down inside her, underneath the plastic shell in the hallow depths of her soul.

  6. They sometimes wear a trucker hat. Then they talk on their phones and text while doing as little as possible on the treadmill, all while looking annoyed any time a guy looks at them.
    every single girl who’s actually decent-looking shows up with their hoochie outfits on, their hair done, thick makeup layered on, and their tits pushed up to their throat.

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  8. jorma

    #46 and #86 – are you serious? They are so not fat. With so many men’s standards as high as yours, what’s a woman’s incentive to even try to get herself in shape? I am no fan of these skanks, but I’d be thrilled if my body looked like theirs. That said, they are sooo trashy. Why are there no good, wholesome girls anymore? It’s all about tattoos and cigarettes and profanity and partying and fighting… enough! Oh, and I forgot the slutty clothes – was a sports bra or (gasp!) a T-shirt too conservative for her? And any female with the audacity to smoke cigarettes deserves to be punched in the face.

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  14. having a smoke after the gym eh?

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  17. You mean nightclubs are turning away kids with the names Snooki, The Situation and Fungi Guido which might not be one of their names but it should be? I just assumed they arrived at the clubs and the red phone went off at the White House. “Obama here. Pauly D? Yeah, he cool. But not that Orko-lookin’ bitch. Nah, you put her out back with some Reese’s Pieces on the ground. — Mo’fucker, do I sound like I’m playin’?!”

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  19. Chuck

    This has simply got to be the trashiest skank in the USA.

    Are there REALLY any guys out there that find rock-hard tits attractive?

    Let me rephrase this: Are there REALLY any humans out there that find any of these Jersey Shore morons attractive?

    Seems to me like they are all missing some DNA.

  20. Stacks

    There all a bunch of fuck witts there’s nothing upstairs with these people awww I gotta keep my tan fresh how bout ya read a book and keep ya brain fresh and people watch this and think it’s real it’s a waste of time there only actors there hired help it’s fake like the hills hi I’m the situation basicly I can get eny girl I want haha no ya can’t mate Mel Gibson could haha

  21. dude

    btw man the wire isa sick show and u cant write it so fuck you, sorry

  22. Evil Eric

    How big do you think jenn’s cock is ?

  23. what

    everyone here that cusses them are just stupid, this is a fun reality show if you get too caught up in it then maybe you need a job. Funny how people are so fast to accuse them of being two faced and whatnot, id like to see anyone else in their shoes, youd do the exact same thing. humans for you ;) thats what we do, thats why theres wars everywhere.

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