JWoww’s Doing Playboy

September 17th, 2010 // 103 Comments

Like any good reality star worth only her weight in silicone, JWoww is wrapping up a deal to pose for Playboy by the end of the year, according to E!’s Marc Malkin:

“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”
In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”
Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”

EDITOR #1: So, did you ask JWoww if she’s going full nude or not?
EDITOR #2: HA! Listen to this guy! Asking JWoww. That’s rich.
EDITOR #1: Ah, you got me. I just wanted to see if you’d pee yourself.
EDITOR #2: Truthfully? Almost. Asking JWoww… Ha! You.

Photos: Splash News, WireImage

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  1. ginger

    who cares

  2. Without Snookie in her photos, J Woww won’t cause many to go Woww. That little fat troll helps make those other girls on Jersey Shore look good.

    • Mind you, she does have a kickin body in these pics. Maybe she’s growing up a bit and has a more womanly figure? Or, maybe my retinas have been scalded and … oh who am I kidding, I would so do her and Sammi Sweetheart.

  3. oermens

    how old is she, 40? jesus christ.

  4. Please, for the love of SOMEFUCKINGONE, tell me that Hugh is going to have them superimpose the face of a hot chick on her body?

    Otherwise, I am defecting to Korea – anywhere. This shit is cruel and unusual!

    • McFeely Smackup

      Hugh Hefner has been retired for 20 years. Also, Walt Disney is dead, and The Beatles broke up.

      Now welcome to 2010.

  5. Diggy

    I’d put my wiener insider her.

  6. JWHORE.. Let me guess, fake tits? What a novelty. JWHATEVER… JGOFUCKYOURSELF…. Although id probly JHITIT but thats not saying much

  7. nat

    but she is actually quite pretty. haaha and has attitude!

  8. Jen

    for some reason, i have a feeling that she does not have an attractive vagina…

  9. TKman

    I would still bang the shit out of her.

  10. The Playboy magazine brand continues a downward death spiral.
    I suppose this woman is very happy now that her bolt ons have landed her a very nice payoff on her initial investment.

    • Ahng

      I totally agree with you Frank. Playboy has to do something since the downturn of the economy and the internet has left it in shambles. The only thing that will boost profit is from celebreality women and “Octomom”.

  11. Minerva Smelibut

    She looks more like Readers Digest material to me

  12. Objac

    I’m cool with this, as long as the fat one has nothing to do with it.

    • Juzsayin

      Really, she just makes me want to GAG! Esp. when they show her making that stupid noise she makes, sounding like a baby that was dropped on its head recenty…whaah whaah whaah…jeez I cant even begin to describe it, but its beyond irritating,(she even does it in bed, Jeeez, someone get her a pacifier to keep her quiet!) I cant imagine any man that could tolerate that crap….not even for a min., no wonder the latin looking club owner she smushed claimed he didnt remember doing her & said the next morning he wanted to chew his arm off to get the hell outta there,hahah…& the second nite you went back either?! Yea right! juz makin excuses to make good w/ ur girlfriend & tryin to get ur 15min. of fame….juz made u look like a total duechebag & now juz plain stupid! HELLO, Mr. I Dont Remember Shyt, u signed the waiver, so dont try to act like u were so disgusted! If u didnt want anyone to know, u should of left the pen on the table & hauled a$$!

  13. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    These photos are almost bearable

  14. Turd Ferguson

    Can they airbush the herpes/crabs/pus off her pussy?

    • Cock Dr

      That’s the plan.

      • Juzsayin

        They airbrush everyone, although she might need an extra coat, LMAO!! I see nothing that great about this woman, the only reason Playboy is letting her pose is because of the popularity of this what will be “Shortlived Show”, I doubt she will sell many copies that month, they better get someone hot to too take up the slack. Just amazes me, there are 1000′s of women that look 100x better than her, but they pay her a stupid amount of money to show her goods, well not too sure how good they are? Hangout for the camera’s for a few months a year, do guest appearances, etc., what is that special about any of these people…I have to say Sammi is a pretty lady, she’s about the only on the show that has got any class whats so ever, & doesnt sleep w/ every Tom Dick or Harry, I think she should be the one being offered, but I doubt she would do it, think she’s got morals…but she doesn’t have the must have fake boobs! Guess we’ll have to wait & see if her Va Va JayJay matches her face…not that great, esp. w/o makup & those rediculous looking eyelashes that are always falling off..LOL…even the guys in the house make fun of how bad she looks in the morning before her transformation….she does have a nice beach bod though…yea guess those fake boobs help make everyone look Playboy worthy!! I’m almost 45yrs. old & she looks very close to my age, maybe I should ask Hef if I could pose, haha…nope I dont have fake boobs, wont even be considered! although mine are real & not to sound conceited but damn they still look pretty damn good even after 2 kids.

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    RantingOne
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh…still a wop hag I’d like to kick in the cunt.

    • Glenn

      I thought she was Irish and Mexican?

      • katie

        ya shes irish. her last name is farley it doesnt get anymore irish than that

      • Ronan

        26 year old Irish person here, don’t know a single Farley. Probably a Scottish surname, in any case stop blaming your degenerates on us. She’s all yours.

    • Drew

      “I’m Irish, but I don’t personally know anyone named Farley which must mean that she can’t be Irish”

      Doesn’t get any more retarded than that, Ronan.

      • Roe

        The name Farley in Ireland is of English origin and was occasionally adopted by members of the native Gaelic O’Fearghaile Sept of Counties Cavan and Longford instead of the more usual Farrell or Farrelly. Farley is today still found in County Cavan but together with its variants is quite widespread.

  16. Rough & Sensibility

    If Playboy wants to see some #’s they better hire an x-ray technician for this one. Cause I want to see some spleen..

  17. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if Snooky asked her “Did they mention me? When do I go?”

  18. Cher X

    Okay, I know OF her but never got a close enough look.

    Okay, isn’t she supposed to be 23 or something. She looks early 40′s. Rough.

    • Anonymous

      I bet she lied about her age. She looks old as hell.

      • Juzsayin

        Yep, I think so too! Also, they may be covering for her as well, so she doesnt have to lie…Just like “The Situation” Mike, he also looks like he could be around 39-40?? I’ve been wondering about that one since the show started. Plus, he even acts like he’s much older than the rest, he’s always taking charge in the house, just like a dad or older brother(cooking Sunday dinner for everyone, always cleaning & taking out the trash, plus he even talks like he’s atleast 10yrs older than their sayin)…I think he’s supposed to be 28 or 29 by now. Hmmm, dont know about that one…the bags under the eye’s dont lie! haha…get some work done Mike if your gonna try to keep up this age game I think your playing! Anyway, think ur still the funniest one in the house, even if you are a whoredog & treat women like shyt!…& poor Vinnie, the sweetest one on the show… get’s treated like crap by most women, the woman he was trying to date & treated like gold needed a foot put up her a$$…after saying she would be there for their date, she was a no show, what a bitch…Vinnie you can do better, what is she a Dancer? Um, not really what u should be takin home to mom like u said…I dont think mom would be too impressed w/ her profession unless she is a pro. dancer & not a pole slug?? LOL… The whole show is nothing but a sham, alot of BS made for tv, & to get a rise from people, guess it’s working??

  19. Deacon Jones

    They better do the spread now, she’l age another 4-5 years by this winter.

    But I would def. tie her up and ass rape her for 2 dyas, dont get me wrong

  20. Slappy Magoo

    AGENT: “JWoww, Playboy is offering you 100Gs to pose!”

    Snooki: How much for tha both of uhs?”

    AGENT: “uhhh…we’d…OWE them 25 thousand?”

  21. Racer X

    Too bad it’s not Angelina.

  22. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    sex appeal
    Commented on this photo:

    check out those legs!

  23. I'd bang it

    dont think for a second you wouldnt have fun with those big fun bags!

  24. TheDeal

    i honestly cant wait
    gonna be a fap fest allll day

  25. Bootilicious

    You folks are retards, I would totally wrap that up given the change. Would still push that crap Snooki off a building too. See there’s your business man, all you have to do is land on him.

  26. Rough & Sensibility

    Re: Jen-I know this is going to be a shock but uglier/mangle the better.

  27. Great bod. Busted face.

    She does look older. Like that 45 year old 2:00 am last call chick you end up banging.

    .

  28. Any Guy

    agreed….

    2 o’clock slop at best. hopefully your wing-man mentioning the 20 kinds of herpes gestating in her rancid orange snatch would sober you up enough to steer clear.

    that face – get it away.

  29. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Interesting combo. I’m sure there are a few male readers who would be game/desperate & crazy enough to be sandwiched in between them.
    Only the strongest could come out alive.

  30. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    nonW00t
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! She said “Snooki, hon, Hustler is over there….”

  31. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    Commented on this photo:

    She appears decent in this shot. And I must admit the legs look fantastic.
    Perhaps this evening’s reefer was sprayed down with some sort of pesticide that affects my eyesight.

  32. douchus

    She looks old because she parties and tans.

  33. DogBoy

    Playboy will be running an ad for specialized retouching services needed— Herpes specialist.

  34. scandalous

    and this chick is famous for what?

  35. mam

    YES YESYES
    YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    I know she is trashy and her face is fucked and everything you guys said, but, I really like her, I don’t know why but her face turns me on so much, I wanna just kiss the hell out of her, I really want her, Her boobs, fake and all, OMG I wanna grab them so bad,
    I really would Love to do her, I dont know why but she is super hot and pretty to me

  36. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    Blergh
    Commented on this photo:

    So glad this story wasn’t about Snooki

  37. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    jayjay
    Commented on this photo:

    she actually looks really good.

  38. Anonymous

    If this is the best they can do nowadays, Playboy should shut down its presses and close its doors.

  39. ppl

    there’s no fcken way this bitch is 23, unless you’re blind, she’s at least 32

  40. anonym

    oh boy.

    they’re gonna photoshop the shit out of her

  41. Slab

    she has a great profile….. of her butt.

  42. joho777

    This is official notice that Playboy is completely in the shitter now.

    No one is interested in seeing this plastic whore in or out of clothes.

  43. girl who likes it in da butt

    nothing like me at all nor would i want to be her, nor fuck her but this is a sexy confident woman!

  44. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    lalalalaaaaaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    i love Jwowww. fuck Sammi!

  45. JWoww to Pose for Playboy
    Normal Male
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel bad for the production artist that has to work at retouching that ugly mug in Photoshop. Big fake tits, big deal. We’ve seen a million of ‘em in Playboy through the years. Hef’s standards have definitely fallen. His sons should put the old man out to pasture before there’s nothing left for them to inherit.

  46. captain america

    …….but I prefer ‘SNOOKI’, folks!!

  47. Jim Jones

    She’ll be right at home with all the other fake tits featured in that rag.

  48. Jersey

    I have no desire to see this slag naked. Fortunately for everyone’s retinas they’ll airbrush the sh*t out of the pics. Cankles

  49. lauryn

    why does she look so damn old? I dont get it

  50. Johnny Cage

    Playboy sucks anyway. The spreads look horribly airbrushed, glowing in light and too “clean”. I’m sorry but they don’t look remotely real.

    Give me some nice sweaty chicks with a huge rack and bubble butt anyday! But please don’t get me wrong. I’m mainly talking about someone like Coco or Kardashian, not the obnoxious fat black chick I saw yelling at the manager yesterday.

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