Like any woman with fake tits and absolutely zero redeeming personal qualities, Jersey Shore’s JWoww reached the inevitable conclusion that they should probably be bigger. Page Six reports:
She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of plastic surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg, a breast specialist who also has offices on Park Avenue. A source told us, “She wants to get it done as soon as possible to be ready for the new season.”
You know what? Good for her. If you shouldn’t have even been on TV the first time, at least have the decency to make your tits a goddamn freak of nature the second time. And not just because that little Ewok thing will get stuck in them and no one notices until her tiny skeleton falls out during the reunion show clutching no less than 500 condoms. — I swear, It’s like I can see the future.
Dave ain't here man | February 9, 2010 at 4:10 pm
If only they were real….
Waffle | February 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm
So, am I the only one who’s never heard of Jersey Shore outside of gossip sites?
Richard McBeef | February 9, 2010 at 4:12 pm
i would it before i would that snooki thing. i would watch them all die in a grease fire before i would anyone though.
Bob Vila | February 9, 2010 at 4:16 pm
@ Waffle –
Yeah, I’m pretty sure at this point you’re the only person who hasn’t heard of Jersey Shore outside of gossip sites.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that knowing Jersey Shore is cool. BUT, if you’re the sort of person who reads multiple gossip sites, you really don’t have any excuse to not have heard of/seen every episode of Jersey Shore.
HAYZUES | February 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm
JWoww TA FUK is that… she’s Butt ugly but those boobies do look nice.. That is too bad there fake..
sensitive guy | February 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I hate to admit it… but shit, I think she’s HOT!
pimp | February 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
bitch got a busted face…i’d like to bust the spokes on her asshole…
Minister Hempf | February 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Is she married to Vince ShamWOW?
The Pig on the Internet | February 9, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I’d love to see Snooki fist her.
She just might squirt.
Ego | February 9, 2010 at 4:59 pm
I’m all about safe sex so,
I’d brown bag it then hit it.
Boxy Brown | February 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Her tits look like if I touched them, they would feel like 2 tupperware bowls shoved under her skin.
Cheryl | February 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm
As if they aren’t big enough already? Please tell me she’s getting them smaller. How much bigger can you get them until you look like a freak of nature..
SO RIGHT | February 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Ladies — please listen. Take it from the Victoria’s Secret Models and natural beauties like Cindy Crawford — too big IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!!! The only men who are going to like you more are gross perverts! Honestly, none of the Victoria’s Secret models have DOUBLE D’s! They have beautiful B’s & C’s and that’s because they’re in shape and REAL. NOW STOP!
Bob Vila | February 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
@ Cheryl -
Maybe she isn’t getting them bigger or smaller, just less shitty.
Those things she had bolted onto her chest in the 1st season were fucking hideous, I have to believe with the money/fame she has now she could get a better pair attached.
JJ Daddy-O | February 9, 2010 at 5:19 pm
How big is she going to go? She’s got to be DD now and any bigger and she’ll like a balloon escaped from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Mitch | February 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
I have blown more loads to The Situation than Jwowww.
I can’t even get a chubby when Snooki is on the screen and I can blow a load to just about anything. That cow makes me limper than a piece of overcooked spaghetti.
Later,
Mitch
havoc | February 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
WTF is up with her face?
Gah…..
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MM | February 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm
She oughta get that busted face worked on…
No problem | February 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm
She’s like every other Irish/Italian chick in the Tri-State area.. a fuckin’ SKANK!
no dice | February 9, 2010 at 6:16 pm
She needs my nut butter………..
Rougher than rocco | February 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I believe she will get them bigger. This chick is tackier than a bride-to-be coming from her Bachelorette party brandishing a giant dildo while bar hopping…
JackInTheBox | February 9, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Jwoww you’re ugly!
rien | February 9, 2010 at 6:52 pm
PIZZAFACE!!!
richard | February 9, 2010 at 6:55 pm
ARRGH KILL IT WIHT FIRE
Hank | February 9, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I’ll admit the breast thing, but what is all this about her face? It doesn’t look busted… What would you prefer, Heidi Montag? What is wrong with you all, you have a doll fetish?
Mike | February 9, 2010 at 8:15 pm
She needs a face lift, not bigger tits. Right now she looks like a man with breast implants. Her current plan sounds like she will end up looking like a man with bigger breast implants.
dancy | February 9, 2010 at 8:27 pm
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!(plusflirt.com) last week and he was seeking his woman there. wow!!
Marcus Parrish | February 9, 2010 at 8:54 pm
I’ve not seen the show. What do these trolls actually do?
schnib | February 9, 2010 at 9:17 pm
J WOWW that’s a butterface
kp | February 9, 2010 at 9:57 pm
She went to the doctor for some chemical facial peel, not a boob job consultation, according to her Twitter.
Perfect Double Tapered | February 9, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I wonder if she blows out her bush Paulie D style.
jenny | February 9, 2010 at 10:14 pm
“She went to the doctor for some chemical facial peel, not a boob job consultation, according to her Twitter.”
no boobs guys, sorry.
why must everyone believe hollywood gossip.
Bosco | February 10, 2010 at 1:49 am
She needs to chemically peel off her face and replace it….
Jeff | February 10, 2010 at 2:15 am
i hate to admit it but this broad is pretty sexy
her face is a lil too hairy though, but what ya expect with them italians
Frank | February 10, 2010 at 2:32 am
JWwoww is JCCoww – mooooooo – soooooey!!!
r4 ds games | February 10, 2010 at 2:42 am
She’s basically shown everything on Jersey Shore already. No idea why someone would then pay to see what’s been on MTV for free.
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Porn | February 10, 2010 at 6:31 am
shes getting ready for her first porn shoot!
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 10, 2010 at 7:45 am
Kudos to MTV for inventing sigle question IQ test! “Do you wantch Jersey Shore?”- positive =moron
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Ralphie | February 10, 2010 at 9:59 am
Because the world dosnt have enough, fake tanned, fake breasted, gargoyle faced, Ed Hardy clad, life supports for a vagina. Hey ladies, thank J-Cow for taking your entire sex down a few pegs.
If it makes you feel any better, the Situation set men back like 50 years.
Imagination | February 10, 2010 at 12:31 pm
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Rabbit | February 12, 2010 at 12:05 pm
She is a fugly little Gnome, but damn I like those tits!
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