While The Situation surprisingly found love without the aid of rohypnol, JWoww paraded her giant breasts around Miami yesterday because MTV didn’t hire her for her face, personality, midsection, ass, arms, again face or thoughts on healthcare reform.
In the meantime, I’m in the air today, so hopefully these bouncing balls of pop culture will keep you occupied.
Back later tonight.
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Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
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Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
moka | April 21, 2010 at 1:41 pm
first :P?
Poopy | April 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I want to take a poop all over those.
Michelle | April 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Nice dressss
Poopy | April 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I want to take a poop all over those.
fear my government | April 21, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Rent Michael Moores new movie if you want to get mad. The fags in government want to eek out the middle class and just have real ;poor and real rich.
Bow-Wow-Wow | April 21, 2010 at 1:57 pm
J Woof is a better name for it……………………………
justifiable | April 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Gack. You forgot to add “taste in fashion” right before “midsection”. And about that…it never ceases to amaze me that women like this who have a pretty indifferent waistline decide that THIS is their best feature and the area they’re going to expose. Is it all about making sure that incipient roll gets enough oxygen so it’ll grow?
OTP | April 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Fugly bitch.
justifiable | April 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
#5 And when it comes down to “real stupid” and “real smart, ” you’ve got the first part covered.
doogie | April 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Who is this tramp?
lalala | April 21, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Ew she’s gross. But at least she doesn’t whore herself out the the media AS MUCH AS snooki and the situation. I couldn’t stand looking at her pics that much. Women forget having boobs that don’t match their figures makes them look FAT!!!!!!!!
Zveers | April 21, 2010 at 2:19 pm
comparing to that smurf, JWoww’s nice. not the most gorgeous girl, of course, but well… she’s okay. atleast carries herself well. i dunno, i like her. and i’m a girl so..
HAYZUES | April 21, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Yaee boobies.! Not bad actually. = )
Georgeo | April 21, 2010 at 2:28 pm
God, look at this fat tub of lard. Her upper arms are about to explode and her face looks like a pile of dough.
NO MORE FAT CHICKS ON SUPERFICIAL PLEASE.
blah | April 21, 2010 at 2:33 pm
she looks like a broke down tory lane.
TS | April 21, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Somebody please slaughter all these wortheless dago greaseball smoker douchebags.
frankw | April 21, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Headline should read “JWoww still has huge, plastic, unattractive breasts”.
pimp | April 21, 2010 at 2:44 pm
i’d fuck her in her asshole…
cc | April 21, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I had a guinea pig like that when I was a kid!
cc | April 21, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I had a guinea pig like that when I was a kid!
Tek | April 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
@15 I guess you haven’t seen Tory’s work lately? The last couple of years she looks more than broken down! She’s got a gut and everything, LOL.
Eh, this chick is meh… but if I had to chose between her and Snooki I’d gladly bend this chick over and give her The Business (see what I did there? I should trademark that). Her tits are horrible, though. She can keep the bra on.
Jimmy | April 21, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Just goes to prove, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig!
Richport's Ghost | April 21, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Hi J Cow,
You have the face of truck-driver and the body of a sow. You have plastic tits and probably smell of feces and rotten cheese.
Please fuck off & die, kthanx.
josh | April 21, 2010 at 3:35 pm
her big brests http://fileme.us/065Yr
G&T | April 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
@15 Jwoww wishes!!!!!!
ali | April 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm
she looka lika man.
the only opinion that matters | April 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Who gives a shit? I could care less about these bunch of unattractive nobody’s.
ELLO | April 21, 2010 at 5:52 pm
What does FIRST mean on this site??? Anyone?
lulz | April 21, 2010 at 6:14 pm
@28
It means the commenter is a retard who is trying to get the first comment, because it gives him/her some sense of pathetic accomplishment.
Welcome to the Internet, by the way.
LynzCatastrophe | April 21, 2010 at 6:23 pm
real or not they still look much better than Heidi’s giant rocks on her chest. These at least look like they are real, Heidi looks more like she stuffed balloons in her chest.
WhatExitYouFrom? | April 21, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I’ve never drank enough to make that look good and I polish off JD by the bottle.
gen | April 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm
@29
hahahahaha
Rasputins Liver | April 21, 2010 at 8:36 pm
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Well, I can say that this chick is 100 Xs better looking than that Snooki troll.
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But then, anyone who’d watch this garbage show is garbage themselves.
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Just sayin’
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@4 – Make sure it has corn and mucous
J.R. | April 21, 2010 at 9:26 pm
She’s actually saying, “If my ass wasn’t so BIG, I’d be kinda hot. But, DAMN!”
J.R. | April 21, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Come on… it’s a guy, right? Has to be. Women are NOT THAT ugly. Look at the size of her/his legs for gds sake.
ELLO | April 21, 2010 at 9:36 pm
@LMAOOOO thank you!! AHAHAHHHAH
ELLO | April 21, 2010 at 9:37 pm
@29*
L E Awt | April 21, 2010 at 9:41 pm
She has such an unattractive face. Goes to show you that if you put +2s on anything, they’re instantly considered hot. If she lost the cholo brow thing she usually has going on, then it would at least be a little better. She’s still a brown bagger, though.
micro sd | April 22, 2010 at 12:59 am
She is really look so nice and wonderful.I loved to watch her all films.It is really a very cool actress.
sumvision cyclone | April 22, 2010 at 1:01 am
I same to refer to as instance travel? You drink at a bar, blackout then your at added bar. Blackout again, this instance your at mcdonalds, employed there 3 years. You want to quit but your ass the girl on spud later. They say she’s retarded, but those titties aren’t feebleminded
Zed | April 22, 2010 at 2:31 am
Notice jealous bitch’s longing gaze “*Sigh*, I wish I was her” in pic #9.
Kristin | April 22, 2010 at 3:17 am
she is ugly and cant fight. just another fake tit, shit talking heifer. GJ mtv
hot celebs | April 22, 2010 at 5:44 am
Obviously looks not proportioned. With that body she has the size should be on one size smaller i guess…
captain america | April 22, 2010 at 6:50 am
this sort of “Fakeness” I like………………..
Sickitten | April 22, 2010 at 8:01 am
You just know she naturally has those shriveled up cow tits, right? You’ve all know that chick in HS. Then she had kids & they were worse than ever. No need to celebrate a bad gene pool.
zay?flama hap? | April 22, 2010 at 8:02 am
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seks shop | April 22, 2010 at 8:03 am
seks shop erotikshop
penis büyütücü hap | April 22, 2010 at 8:06 am
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jolene blalock | April 22, 2010 at 9:37 am
she’s hot. i dig her. i wonder if we will remember her name in the fall.