JWoww should show more cleavage

April 24th, 2010 // 115 Comments

Here’s Jersey Shore‘s walking around Miami yesterday and it’s impressive to see a girl so young already master the look and charm of a middle-aged Shauna Sand. And by impressive I mean I can’t wait to see this chick pull her kids’ toys out of her Cannoli-tunnel in front of the paparazzi. It’s the logical progression.

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  4. KumaTenshi

    LMFAO, chain smoking pic!!!!!

    Stupid bitch.

  5. She is looking gorgeous with this outfit..and her cleavage is awesome..keep it up Shauna Sand in future with great cleavage..

  6. Joan Crawford

    She and Snookie are poster children for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
    From the tiny eyes and thin upper lips, right down to the intrusive behavior and poor verbal skills.

    Their moms should be getting a cut of that $10K an episode. They helped make these two the stars they are.

  7. RtSS

    J-Dawg? She’ll look back at these pictures in 5 or 10 years and think to herself, what the F–k was I thinkin’? Those pants are comical, she looks like a clown that just fell off the carnival’s bandwagon. In less than 5 years, she will start to have severe back problems due to her top heavy surgically enhanced fun-bags. J-Wow? You got to be kidding me, more like J-BowWow… Who let the Dawgs out?

  8. Rhialto

    Who invented the name JWoww? Her 7-year old niece?

  9. Darth

    @58

    Which one of the others is her 7-year old niece?!

  10. Gando

    In front of which Miami immigration office were these pics taken?

  11. J Lo

    put it in her butthole

  12. Theodoros

    Tiene cara de vieja y además fumar no queda bien.

  13. put it in her butthole

  14. XYZ

    Attention whores, pathetic losers, famous for nothing, pushed on our throats as “entertaining persons”. To hell with them and those who are promoting them.

  15. Nero

    I’d expect Jesse James,Jon Gosselin or TW somehow all of sudden to show up in the background of these pics.

  16. Nero

    ‘a’ sudden

  17. diu

    I think JWoww and beyonce always doing cheap thing to attract media…..Why media giving so much attention……..??Media is responsible for it.

  18. that is actually a pretty good pic of her. must have paparazzi following her everywhere now.

  19. Dn

    JWoww, the stuff rape fantasies are made of. Just hot enough where you would want to force yourself on her. Not personable enough and good looking enough to feel bad about taking her by force, though you kind of get the impression you probably wouldn’t have to.

  20. Crabby Old Guy

    KeyRiest! Jersey Whores or Paris Hilton. Now there’s yer choice between cancer and polio.

    Thanks a lot fish.

  21. Jon

    Those are some of the worst fake boobs I have ever seen. If women think that THAT is what men want they are dillusional. Only a brainless rock ape would find those lumps attractive.

    Even saggy boobs that all women get when they age have a natural shape to them. Boobs like these are shithouse.

  22. Jon

    Those are some of the worst fake boobs I have ever seen. If women think that THAT is what men want they are dillusional. Only a brainless rock ape would find those lumps attractive.

    Even saggy boobs that all women get when they age have a natural shape to them. Boobs like these are shithouse.

  23. Edamame

    Looks like she had a tummy tuck, too. That
    is not a natural looking belly…..belly button pulled
    tightly, etc. She needs to check on that piercing, STAT!
    Infection?! (probably not the only body part that
    is infected)

  24. hotdog

    Excuse me miss Jwoww, you have holes in your pants…

  25. justnoticed....

    She’s got a camel’s toe going on and her stomach looks odd.. probably the result of lip or a mini tummy tuck (which cuold be why she wear her pants so high to cover the scar….)

  26. She’s got a camel’s toe going on and her stomach looks odd.. probably the result of lip or a mini tummy tuck (which cuold be why she wear her pants so high to cover the scar….)

  27. humpinfrog

    Man these things are ugly. I could pick three random chicks at a club and when a “whose hotter” contest. Who watches this shit. Masturbating Bear? Just throwin’ out possibilities.

  28. justifiable

    Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan has been dropped from “the Other Side” in favor of…well, just about anyone else with tits and a pulse. And Kate Gosselin was booed when she and her litter of kids were escorted to the head of the ride lines at Disneyland.

    Freakin’ MSN has these items, but The Fish – an actual gossip site – hey, WE GOT JERSEY SHORE TITS! SUCK IT, MSN! /sarcasm

  29. asdf

    hey look. she’s got Robert Deniro face.

    damn she’s ugly. man face

  30. pic 15: is that a pee stain on her crotch??? She looks so sad too, like she knows every pap shot is stealing a piece of her soul….if indeed she has one.

    Gotta agree with previous comments here; these ppl are not ‘stars’ – they’re merely whores who are willing to scrog on camera for the world to see.

    @30 that sounds possible…but I just assumed MTV is paying these sites to run this crap to create a buzz. Just a thought – I could be wrong.

  31. Urbanspaceman

    I can smell her stank over here.

  32. Sport

    Nothing screams CLASS like pre-torn jeans and cancer sticks.

  33. grossed out

    I wish we had never let these pigs in our country. No class. More street trash.
    This whore will not age well. The fagz with their steroids are gonna pay a heavy price – liver damage, etc. Hahaha losers!

  34. bar room hero

    what a dirty looking slag…her tits look like shit too.

    Jersey shore and MTV are garbage…Who watches this shit????

  35. I am concerned Snooki is going to get skin cancer, unless, of course, her skin dark nest. But her parents seemed very light skin …

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  37. Lila

    I love how all of these people are trashing Jwow, knowing deep down in their insecure minds the GUYS would Fukk her, and the GIRLS would stare jealously at her while making nasty comments to make themselves feel good. Yes, they are celebrities now, get over it!

  38. Gueibor

    Ey, jus’ because yous’a put some boobs an’ a Ring Girl wig on Tony Sirico, dat don’t make ‘im any less of a guy.

  39. captain america

    brainless nobodies?: JOHN DELOREAN WOULD HAVE LIKED THESE GIRLS!!

  40. If women think that is what men want is the dillusional. Only a brainless ape rock will find them attractive lumps. The worst I’ve ever seen fake boobs are something

  41. lisalisa

    J.BOWWOWW

  42. lisalisa

    J.BOWWOWW

  43. She has a face only a paper bag could love…

  44. god

    She is one busted looking chick!

    She smokes so much, she probably farts smoke donuts out of her ass.

  45. cc

    @95 busted is right. She looks like a 45 year old women who has worked in a foundry her whole life.

    Can someone be a butterface and a butterbody at the same time?

  46. Que

    Pardon me, my English isn’t too good, but…what’s that expression…Oh, right…Butter face.

  47. Jon

    Bring back the Nazi’s. Lock them up. Then unleash them on skanks like this and Lohan.

  48. hateyoufornoreason

    Klassy with a capital K.

  49. Rabbit

    Doesn’t she know that smoking these days is as lame as a hairy bush is?

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