JWoww makes sure the only relevant part of her is still attached and other news

- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted]

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip]

- David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans hope that their fan-fiction will one day come to life. (It won’t.) [Popeater]

- Pamela Anderson pollutes an entire coastal eco-system for PETA. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Holly Madison is an incredible advertising product. [HollywoodTuna]

- Kate Bosworth is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan enjoys wieners in whatever form she can get. (Back me up, Samantha Ronson.) [TheFABlife]

- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are going to work things out until he kills her. [Hollywood Life]

- Seth MacFarlane calls Arizona immigration law more offensive than anything he’s done on Family Guy. [StarPulse]

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