- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip]
- David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans hope that their fan-fiction will one day come to life. (It won’t.) [Popeater]
- Pamela Anderson pollutes an entire coastal eco-system for PETA. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Holly Madison is an incredible advertising product. [HollywoodTuna]
- Kate Bosworth is leggy. [Popoholic]
- Lindsay Lohan enjoys wieners in whatever form she can get. (Back me up, Samantha Ronson.) [TheFABlife]
- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are going to work things out until he kills her. [Hollywood Life]
- Seth MacFarlane calls Arizona immigration law more offensive than anything he’s done on Family Guy. [StarPulse]
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WTF is up with this chick??
She looks fat as can be now.
f1zt
third.
JWoww? What the hell is a JWoww??
I look at those tankles and all I think is JCoww.
She isn’t fat. She just has larger, not so attractive legs. Her tummy is flat, her boobs are ridiculous and she looks like a smoker who needs a shower.
Why are these idiots so frequently featured on this site? I sure as hell don’t care about them, I don’t know about anyone else here. They’ll go away faster if you stop talking so much about them. I promise.
@ 5. Alli Watermelon
“She isn’t fat. She just has larger, not so attractive legs. Her tummy is flat, her boobs are ridiculous and she looks like a smoker who needs a shower.”
Yeah, she’d be good looking if she wasn’t so ugly.
And coming up next on “The Shoreperficial”, The Situation opens a beer bottle with his abs.
big tits make big girls look bigger
she’d make for a good nut rag…
Could these be the worst implants on TV?
Could these be the worst implants on TV?
does anyone know where her swimsuit is from?!
Uh oh! someone better slow down on the late night Smirnoff Ice Rasberries…
J-Bow-Wow
@6 it’s called payola. Viacom, parent co. of [B]MTV is plugging this bilge relentlessly.
Butt-average skanks who are willing to ride a stiffie in a hot tub for all the world to see. Porn stars w/o the nudity and slappita-slappita full penetration shots.
And, not even fit enough to walk around in a bikini w/o wrapping up…must be carting around a dumper that looks like ziplocs of potato salad! It’s a sad state of affairs, my friend.
And who really cares abut this nobody?
Time for a pearl necklace.
Why are these idiots so frequently featured on this site?
Yes @16. I’ve seen the commercials on VH1 (Viacom) plugging this blog. That’s why you see non-stop Heidi here, too, despite the fact that she’s the most hated person in America (along with her make-believe husband. The Jersey Shore trash come in at a close second place).
So yeah, pretty much a sellout.
I am sure as hell do not care about them, her boobs are ridiculous and you watch a smoker is not even fit enough to walk through bikini. bundling
I am sure as she do not care about them, her breast are ridiculous and she even look like a smoker not enough she is not even fit enough to walk through bikini . bundling
It looks more and more every day like MTV is paying the superficial to post these dumbfucks. Lame.
Sorry Fish, you lost another viewer….
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I’m from New Jersey, and everyone here hates if you even mention that flaming pile of donkey shit they call a show. It makes us look bad. And apparently they run around calling themselves guidos and guidette princesses or whatever the fuck… but it’s funny, because if you were to say the word ‘guido’ in public anywhere here, you’d most likely get your ass served to you on a platter, with a sprinkle of parmigiano reggiano over top. The fat chick isn’t even italian.
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Ok It’s official, the writer of this website obsesses over these kids like a motherfucker. Listen to me Superficial writer okay? Listen very carefully. You’ve had your run. You’ve successfully ruined this website’s credibility for biting wit and humor at the expense of celebrity happenings, by choosing to make posts on the Jersey shore kids in bikinis. With this I say, please give up. Throw in the towel and hand over the writing responsibilities to someone who isn’t a complete failure at life. Long story short, you should have been killed when you were a fetus.
Jenn.
Seth Macfarlane needs to shut his pie hole and stick to making mediocre cartoons. The people of Arizona voted to not be an enabler of the federal government. That is their right. For now anyway.
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I’m so sorry but americans can’t take this Pornographic Material.
Now that dem der be some peasant stock canckles!
J Woof is a better name for it………….
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Fish….the site has jumped the shark……..no more visits until these Jersey cows are put out to pasture.
All my Buffy fantasies are about James Marsters anyway.
Next up on “The Shoreperficial” The Situation opens a beer bottle with his abs while he gets tested for VD!!
Next up on “The Shoreperficial”, The situation opens a beer bottle with his abs, and Jwoww and Snooki make out their checks to the Fish writer.
Yeah, gotta wonder why The Superficial keeps posting pix of the Beached Whales of New Jersey! Being such self-indulgent beached whales, they exceed the fetid odor of the rotting flesh of the larger yet appealing mammals and truly add that trash look to the shore that needs to be sent to the land fill..
i’ve reached my limit. not coming back to this fucking site. you keep posting shit like this, you’ll loose alot of viewers fuck head! fuck you and your obssesion with these loser assholes from jersey.
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