Finally, here’s JWoww in a bikini to cleanse your palate of Snarf-ass and bring Bikini Morning to its inevitable, fake-breasted close. I don’t really have much to say here about JWoww but I’m sure she has a wonderful personality that no one will ever make eye contact with ultimately resulting in a lonely middle-aged existence giving BJs with her trach hole.
*opens eyes*
What the? Blacked out there for a second which means I accurately predicted the future again, didn’t I? Dammit! Tell me it at least involves me banging a Martian, I don’t want to look back and find out I die making toast.
wtf is this nasty ass bitch doin
EEEWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww… i’d hit it =x
Sure will be glad when these cows 15 minutes are up! Last! scratch that. never!
Mmmmmm sweater meat.
This is the only one out to the group that can get it. And it sure as hell isn’t because of the bolt-ons. Face-wise she’s not as ugly as the rest (not saying she’s pretty, but you know…) and apart from the botched boob job she has a pretty nice body, in my opinon. No booty shots = FAIL, though.
Her real nickname is Bow Wow
She better watch out, some Japaneese guy might harpoon her….
Wow, seriously Superfish?? This is the 4th post in a row about these NJ skanks. Super lame.
i used to love this site. i miss the original editor. he/she really was smart-funny. now, it seems youre just a random vehicle for promoting.. well, wahatever youre promoting. i mean, for gods sake, your last four posts are with ugly girls that are in a show i never even knew existed!
i am throughly dissapointed!
Is there not a single attractive woman in a bikini today?! Oh mighty SuperficialWriter, what have we done to offend thee?
Three Jersey Shore posts in a row showing chubby girls in bikinis???!
Sorry, but The Superficial has officially jumped the shark.
How depressing.
4 posts in a row about jersey cows in bikinis.
Did you go off your Prozac today or something?
She really looks like a skank..all the time. From the cheap tacky sunglasses and earrrings, the lovely beast tatoo on her side. And those breasts. They look bigger then before and why oh why would you get them so they look so unnatural looking?
nothin’ cool about these dumb ugly broads
If I wanted to see fat chicks, I’d go to Walmart or KFC. This site has been sucking a big floppy donkey dick as of late.
J-Meh = FishFAIL. Bad form, friend.
What the fuck is your obsession with these dirtbags from this show that no one watches? These girls are some of the most unattractive whores I have ever seen.
I don’t even think Jesse James would fuck em. I agree you have jumped the shark
are you gang banging these girls or what??? WHY THE FUCK do you keep posting pics of them????
YOU SUCK – that is until you post something worth looking at.
good day
I think she has a pretty face and nice body.. but i’m not digging the big pink earrings and sunglasses..it just looks cheap
i didnt know bret Hart had a trampy daughter
Hello, JWhatever……this is 1980 calling and we want our earrings back!!! please and thank you!!!
She’s right on the edge of being fat.
how many times can you post about NJ seacows that somehow made it back into the water and got to Miami? My only guess’ are you have a fat ‘n ugly fetish, or MTV is paying you to show their jersey cows. either way… FAIL!
Why the hell would you keep referring her by that stupid name JWoww? At least call her by whatever her real name is. Quit encouraging this greasball, skanky, fist pumping, smoker douchebag.
Why the hell would you keep referring her by that stupid name JWoww? At least call her by whatever her real name is. Quit encouraging this greasball, skanky, fist pumping, smoker douchebag.
I miss the Superficial site circa 2007 and 2008. The writer used to be so funny then. I don’t know if s/he quit the job or what, but FUCK DAMN. Four consecutive posts of ugly stupid fat whores on a show that no one apparently watches? You must be on serious meds or something, because your thoughts are clearly taking long medicated journeys through Planet WTF.
This chick is absolutely nothing but a pair of fake tits. Ugly face, ugly personality, tree trunk legs, thunder thighs, fat ass. If not for her silicone titty bags, she’d be 100% disgusting…
what a cooze…
There is something not quite right about having a Christian cross as your belly button piercing.
FISHWriter,
You do know that April Fools is on the 1st day of the month, right?
WTF is up with all the Jersey Whores?
Check out the main photo – Now draw a box around her armpit.
By the way, Fish, where is the survey that you promised us about a month ago, in regards to the ways that your audience can help you improve this site? Remember how the initial link to your survey was broken and would kick everyone out who tried to provide you with honest feedback? Ironically, the broken link demonstrated how poor in quality this site has actually become. You apparently never got around to fixing the broken link because I frankly think you never really cared to hear our suggestions at all in the first place. Your loss. You also might want to take notes from the Dlisted writer who is actually funny, since you’ve clearly lost your mojo along the way somewhere.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUPERFICIAL. FUCK OFF WITH ALL THE JERSEY SHORE POSTS. YOU ARE WHAT GETS WASTES OF SKIN LIKE THIS FAMOUS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Don’t waste my effing time with this shit. Who cares about a bunch of ugly little losers. How much is this site getting paid to post these pics? Media whores.
fish must be sweatin some jersey puss
hell yeah! ti seems that i’not the only one dissatisfied woth the quakity of youre sire as of late!
Ewww… look at those fat armpits and the horrific boobjob….
If I wanted to see a fat cow I’d look at my wife……
So which one is going to reach her knees first – her tits or her earlobes?
So which one is going to reach her knees first – her tits or her earlobes?
These Jersey Shore skanks must be all you “mainstream” entertainment blogs have going for you. Too sad.
Do none of these bitches work out? I’ve been to Jersey, they do have gyms there, so what the fuck? If you do it without wrapping a sarong around your fat ass, you have no business walking around in a bikini. Period. JWhore.
“ultimately resulting in a lonely middle-aged existence giving BJs with her trach hole.”
Epic, just epic.
holy tummy tuck; absolutely no muscle definition yet it appears flat; it looks worse than a normal tummy with some fat on it.
you could’ve covered this “story” with one post but you stretched it out to 4. slow news day?
It’s so sad when you see pretty girls, go and get ridiculous boob jobs, it dumbs them down. The whole pink glasses, earrings and that bathing suit = white trash.
Can we get a radical Muslim website to take offense to all NJ reality shows and their cartoon characters and permanently ‘censor’ them for their own safety?
I wonder if she knows how fucking retarded those earrings look. I could put my hand through those. No, screw that, i could put my cock through those. Now those are obnoxiously giant!
New Jersey doesn’t have leash laws?
armpit vigina is right That’s the only thing on her body I would fuck