JWoww and Snooki want those paychecks

May 6th, 2010 // 81 Comments

Here’s JWoww and Snooki getting sloppy drunk and passing limes to each other with their tongues, and up until I saw these, I would’ve never guessed you could actually pay somebody to get that close to Snooki’s pepperoni pie-hole. Even these kids. That said, if JWoww didn’t immediately sober up from the nose-punch of Cool Whip and cock, you’re allowed to pronounce her legally dead. I saw it on CSI once.

Photos: INFdaily, Fame
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  1. Mau

    Fuck thats disgusting

  2. Dave ain't here, man

    Thanks. Now I need to stab out my mind’s eye with an icepick.

  3. Sheena

    VOMIT

  4. Lost

    I’m am so utterly grossed out by this.
    *looks again*
    Oh yeah.
    *retches*
    Ew.

  5. msa

    Man, the person who writes this stuff is brutal. If I was Snooki I’d prob kill myself from all the bad stuff written about her…but I’m not Snooki so please keep it up..

  6. Matt69me

    “Ra-tards”

  7. Hey

    That’s gross.. Wow. How pathetic

  8. dylans503

    is snooki getting…thinner?

  9. NEIN!

    NEIN! NUMBA NEIN ARSEWHOOLS! SOOK EET!

  10. Matt69me

    You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought the “snooki” home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then “snooki” joined in later. And six months ago, when “snooki” introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

  11. Matt69me

    You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought the “snooki” home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then “snooki” joined in later. And six months ago, when “snooki” introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

  12. I was just in the middle of rubbing one out and I clicked on this page and immediately lost my boner.

    I need to find a fresh shot of Bob Beckel and get this bad boy back at attention.

    Damn you Snooki, you are kryptonite to my cock!

    Later,

    Mitch.

  13. SLAP CHOP

    Speaking of paycheques, how many is this site getting for the endless promotion of these disgusting cows and the idiotic “show” they’re on?

  14. Deacon Jones

    Pic 12 –

    She’s got her “I’m pissing in the pool” face on

  15. msa

    J-Woww is pretty damn ugly….maybe even uglier than snooki if it wasn’t for her body and big tits.

  16. Jimmy

    Holy crap! This looks like an advertisement for has been whores who are such lowlifes that a real whore would be insulted. These people are absolutely disgusting and their images should be used as torture instruments at Gitmo.

  17. sunshine

    Mitch #12 – your comments are hilarious, kudos to you! Bob Beckel . . . hahaha

  18. Sunshine,

    Thank you for your comments. And yes, I have a semi-gay crush on Bob Beckel. He is like a big hairy cuddly teddybear and I would let him fellate me because I would enjoy it and it doesn’t make me gay.

    Please see my blog for more of my observations. And Bob Beckel, please get in touch with me. I want to give you a facial.

    Later,

    Mitch

  19. Oh God, hasn’t the fake lesbian trick been done to death? But w/these 2 plain looking tricks? Nice sausage arm, there. Isn’t this stuff only inbred guidos would bother with? Call me when they start w/the scat and watersports. It’s really getting to that now, isn’t it?

  20. bar room hero

    These slags are disgusting.

  21. Nameless

    I bet their kisses taste like nasty mixture of ashtrays, booze and cock.

  22. porkandbeans

    one ugly mexican

  23. porkandbeans

    one ugly mexican

  24. Randel

    Fish,

    Enough with the cows, we want men, hot hunky men

    Randel

  25. PostmortemG

    “Isn’t this stuff only inbred guidos would bother with?”

    Ha, that was funny. As for these 2 bitches? God *DAMN* them to fucking Hell. I want to cut the white one´s silicone tits out of her chest and feed the darky to a pack of starved wolves.

  26. cadebra1961

    Snookie is one ugly-ass skank, I wish she’d just get in a car wreck soon!

  27. The first circle of Hell isn’t really all that bad of a place, seeing as how most of its residents ended up there more through bad luck than bad choices.

  28. elbruces

    Oh c’mon, they’re both adorable.

  29. This sounds like an ad for whores were such lowlifes who are gonna have a real prostitute is an insult. Absolutely disgusting and these people should be their images are used as torture devices

  30. john

    The short one looks like a fire hydrant.

  31. katie

    oh jesus christ. i think a new disease was born. disgusting.

  32. Enough with the cows, we want men, hot hunky men

  33. captain america

    I think “Hustler-magazine” will sign on them……………………….

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  39. Rhialto

    After some time it’s time for some face sucking! Even these half-a-brain-cell kids do understand this!

  40. Nero

    I’m not sure but isn’t this bestiality folks?!

  41. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Is it this what humans like to do!? Yuck!

  42. Gando

    Mouth to mouth?! To my opinion these girls look like dead corpses to me.I wouldn’t even perform CPR to them!

  43. Sharkey

    Can you please stop posting Jersey Shore shit, no one cares and I’m sick of seeing them. Like 3/4 of the posts on this site involve them now.

    Just let them die out and stop giving them attention.

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    #43
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