JWoww and Snooki want those paychecks

May 6th, 2010 // 81 Comments

Here’s JWoww and Snooki getting sloppy drunk and passing limes to each other with their tongues, and up until I saw these, I would’ve never guessed you could actually pay somebody to get that close to Snooki’s pepperoni pie-hole. Even these kids. That said, if JWoww didn’t immediately sober up from the nose-punch of Cool Whip and cock, you’re allowed to pronounce her legally dead. I saw it on CSI once.

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Comments (81)

  1. Mau | May 6, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Fuck thats disgusting

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  2. Dave ain't here, man | May 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Thanks. Now I need to stab out my mind’s eye with an icepick.

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  3. Sheena | May 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    VOMIT

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  4. Lost | May 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    I’m am so utterly grossed out by this.
    *looks again*
    Oh yeah.
    *retches*
    Ew.

    Reply
  5. msa | May 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Man, the person who writes this stuff is brutal. If I was Snooki I’d prob kill myself from all the bad stuff written about her…but I’m not Snooki so please keep it up..

    Reply
  6. Matt69me | May 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    “Ra-tards”

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  7. Hey | May 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    That’s gross.. Wow. How pathetic

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  8. dylans503 | May 6, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    is snooki getting…thinner?

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    • Nick | September 13, 2010 at 6:45 pm

      Yaa she is I love her bro

      Reply
  9. NEIN! | May 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    NEIN! NUMBA NEIN ARSEWHOOLS! SOOK EET!

    Reply
  10. Matt69me | May 6, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought the “snooki” home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then “snooki” joined in later. And six months ago, when “snooki” introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

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  11. Matt69me | May 6, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought the “snooki” home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then “snooki” joined in later. And six months ago, when “snooki” introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

    Reply
  12. Mitch | May 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    I was just in the middle of rubbing one out and I clicked on this page and immediately lost my boner.

    I need to find a fresh shot of Bob Beckel and get this bad boy back at attention.

    Damn you Snooki, you are kryptonite to my cock!

    Later,

    Mitch.

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  13. SLAP CHOP | May 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Speaking of paycheques, how many is this site getting for the endless promotion of these disgusting cows and the idiotic “show” they’re on?

    Reply
  14. Deacon Jones | May 6, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Pic 12 –

    She’s got her “I’m pissing in the pool” face on

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  15. msa | May 6, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    J-Woww is pretty damn ugly….maybe even uglier than snooki if it wasn’t for her body and big tits.

    Reply
  16. Jimmy | May 6, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Holy crap! This looks like an advertisement for has been whores who are such lowlifes that a real whore would be insulted. These people are absolutely disgusting and their images should be used as torture instruments at Gitmo.

    Reply
  17. sunshine | May 6, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Mitch #12 – your comments are hilarious, kudos to you! Bob Beckel . . . hahaha

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  18. Mitch | May 6, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Sunshine,

    Thank you for your comments. And yes, I have a semi-gay crush on Bob Beckel. He is like a big hairy cuddly teddybear and I would let him fellate me because I would enjoy it and it doesn’t make me gay.

    Please see my blog for more of my observations. And Bob Beckel, please get in touch with me. I want to give you a facial.

    Later,

    Mitch

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  19. Sickitten | May 6, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Oh God, hasn’t the fake lesbian trick been done to death? But w/these 2 plain looking tricks? Nice sausage arm, there. Isn’t this stuff only inbred guidos would bother with? Call me when they start w/the scat and watersports. It’s really getting to that now, isn’t it?

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  20. bar room hero | May 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    These slags are disgusting.

    Reply
  21. Nameless | May 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    I bet their kisses taste like nasty mixture of ashtrays, booze and cock.

    Reply
  22. porkandbeans | May 6, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    one ugly mexican

    Reply
  23. porkandbeans | May 6, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    one ugly mexican

    Reply
  24. Randel | May 6, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Fish,

    Enough with the cows, we want men, hot hunky men

    Randel

    Reply
  25. PostmortemG | May 6, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    “Isn’t this stuff only inbred guidos would bother with?”

    Ha, that was funny. As for these 2 bitches? God *DAMN* them to fucking Hell. I want to cut the white one´s silicone tits out of her chest and feed the darky to a pack of starved wolves.

    Reply
  26. cadebra1961 | May 6, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Snookie is one ugly-ass skank, I wish she’d just get in a car wreck soon!

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    The first circle of Hell isn’t really all that bad of a place, seeing as how most of its residents ended up there more through bad luck than bad choices.

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  28. Jeromey | May 7, 2010 at 12:11 am

    Classy.

    Reply
  29. elbruces | May 7, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Oh c’mon, they’re both adorable.

    Reply
  30. sumvision cyclone | May 7, 2010 at 1:03 am

    This sounds like an ad for whores were such lowlifes who are gonna have a real prostitute is an insult. Absolutely disgusting and these people should be their images are used as torture devices

    Reply
  31. john | May 7, 2010 at 1:24 am

    The short one looks like a fire hydrant.

    Reply
  32. katie | May 7, 2010 at 3:16 am

    oh jesus christ. i think a new disease was born. disgusting.

    Reply
  33. Gate Bracelets | May 7, 2010 at 3:40 am

    Enough with the cows, we want men, hot hunky men

    Reply
  34. captain america | May 7, 2010 at 7:15 am

    I think “Hustler-magazine” will sign on them……………………….

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    They are SEXY, GORGEOUS and FUN.

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    Sharing herpes,that’s a good proof of being real friends!

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  40. Rhialto | May 7, 2010 at 10:04 am

    After some time it’s time for some face sucking! Even these half-a-brain-cell kids do understand this!

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  41. Nero | May 7, 2010 at 10:11 am

    I’m not sure but isn’t this bestiality folks?!

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  42. His Huge Greatness Himself | May 7, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Is it this what humans like to do!? Yuck!

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  43. Gando | May 7, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Mouth to mouth?! To my opinion these girls look like dead corpses to me.I wouldn’t even perform CPR to them!

    Reply
  44. Sharkey | May 7, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Can you please stop posting Jersey Shore shit, no one cares and I’m sick of seeing them. Like 3/4 of the posts on this site involve them now.

    Just let them die out and stop giving them attention.

    Reply
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    #43
    It’s only extremely hot girls i’d like to suck face with! Which is only 0.000000000000000000001% of the human beings!

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    These Jersey Shore girls look perfect for Nero to suck face with!

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    #47
    Maybe,but i’ve a slight headache at the moment and i must still pick up something from a store first.*Runs away*

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