Seen here at Mad River Bar & Grille in Philadelphia last night – *remembers to blow up every bridge between Pennsylvania and New Jersey* – JWoww has reportedly turned down a $400,000 offer to pose nude for Playboy despite being custom-built for it in the back of a van. Via The Huffington Post:
“I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.”
JWoww refused to reveal what the better opportunity is, and was cagey when asked whether she’ll be doing a spinoff with Snooki, who may star in her own dating show.
JWoww goes on to reveal she moved in with Snooki, so obviously the two are getting a spinoff which raises an interesting question: What in the hell could posing for Playboy possibly hurt? You’re talking about two people who infect an entire coast with gonorrhea on cable television, yet somehow tasteful nudity might be over the line? C’mon, even Heidi Montag was allowed to do it. Granted, she didn’t show anything, that’s only because she doesn’t have any nipples. Apparently the one thing duct tape can’t do is bond pepperonis to human skin to create a photo-realistic effect. There had to be something.
Photos: Splash News
Thank God.
Does that magazine have no standards left at ALL?
apparently they don’t have enough money left, because I doubt she said no on principal.
My thoughts exactly.
If I knew she was only a 20 minute drive down 95 from me, I wouldve gone to Mad River and shit all over the dance floor.
mad river in bmore?
It’s because her fake boobs are on the sides of her chest. She has to push them way in to make it look even remotely normal.
Yuck!
I’d let her sit on my face.
Great idea, if you want your face to rise like dough as a result of the yeast.
That’s just icing on the cake there buddy. :)
All that would remain is a shriveled, burnt stem, much like when Bugs Bunny pulls a spoon from something extremely acidic…
Uh-oh, Looks like somebody is jealous I got to this woman before he did.
Does she not understand the concept of buy low, sell high? Her stock is only falling from here. She should start selling like it’s the next collapse of Lehman Brothers!
hah bad move ..nobody will remember ur ass in a year . better scrounge up all the cash you can to pay for botox and surgery in the future.
I wouldn’t say that. In 4 or 5 years she will make her stellar and stunning comeback on Celebrity Rehab hahahahahahaha
She looks like if you touched her, she’d be sticky.
I’d rub my face on her ass then.
I want to be all sticky in her fake spray on tan.
Maybe by “better opportunity”, she means “Hustler”…
Playboy is famous for running photos of women with implants (really obvious ones, sometimes). But JWOW is too commercial and too phony even for Playboy. Maybe Craigslist??
Playboy should bite the bullet and do a nude series on Snooki instead. That would really upset and disturb people!
So what? I’ll just beat my meat to Snooki then whenever I’m masturbating in public with a playboy mag. So what’s your point?
That would be hilarious! I’ve never bought a Playboy, but I might if Snooki was in it. Hahahaha! A naked oompa loompa!
hustler, penthouse, swank, high society? those are all better options?
snookie is a better option
WHAT? $34 dollars for a pair of Jeans?! Whose balls do you think you have rolling between the waffle iron here? For that price I’ll just wash the old ones that the neighbor’s kids pissed on when I was playing Santa Clause last year.
Fuckin’ A dude, give it a rest…
Dude a fuckin’ rest give it a…
poopsicle.
why cant i post something
cuz yer gay
Huh, I guess women’s wrestling is more lucrative than I first thought.
Hey! Fish! How about a post honoring Bob Guccione?? I spent a great deal of time alone with that man’s empire teaching myself how to be the massive heterosexual male that I am.
I realize that now that you are out and proud that Bob Guccione may not register with your senses as much as the sight of Gavin Rossdale frollicking shirtless in a pair of white bell bottoms but how’s about you pretend that you are in a time machine and you go back to a point in time when you were “straight” (Or at least pretending to be.) and women everywhere had pubic hair and give us a tribute and a picture essay of a guy who was a bad ass dude in his day.
Honor thy forefathers Fish (That is before you signed up for your subscription of Real Simple Magazine and started worshipping at the alter of Ina Garten…)!
but she isn’t from New Jersey…. she is trash from NY
c’mon Fish, although I guess if you wanted to block the connection
that was directed @Johnny Cage…the new dudedoesdudes
1. Make comments
2. receive White middle class stalker
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Hey, remember me? Were’nt you going to remove me from your anus?? It’s been days!!!
MTV obviously disapproved of this, apparently they have further use of this mindless sexbot before she is redeemed for cash by MTV to Playboy then melted down to produce a newer hotter model like others of her mold such as Anna Nicole Smith.
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She needs to get rid of that weave. Short hair would look great on her.
She is the greatest
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I’d hit her anytime
Shame, because I would quite like to see her cunt.
Then I could, I dunno, pretend I was fucking her or something while I masturbated, eventually coming all over the pages.
Just a thought.
she is nothing but a useless, cunt and unattractive whore, also a waste of creathe fucking, skanky shitty head loser!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is nothing but a shitty head, cunt a useless dried whore
bitch asss!!!!!!!
fuck this useless bitch and the whole cast already
Shes actually really gorgeous. Too bad she acts so ghetto on the show, picking fights with everyone over nothing.
Do you think she does that because she’s paid $20K an episode? Absolutely.
she is ghetto its not even acting XD
She said NO to a watered down playboy? Big mistake Jwoww. Shes forgetting the public has a memory of an Alzheimer patient. I think you should reconsider…
What a slap in the face for Playboy! When you can’t get a two-bit skank like THIS, then it’s pretty obvious that things are going the wrong way.
Personally, I think Met-Art kicks Playboy’s ass.
I think she’s fuckin hot ! I love those rough bitches!
me too
Haha, fatty on the left got busted!!….What am I saying? I would do the exact same thing and treat her like the object she’s turned herself into!
There will be a shitty sex tap in six months of her getting fucked in the ass and jizzed in her face.
*Because playboy is just so trashy and degrading to women*
*Extreme sarcasm
Big mistake on her part. That’s money in the bank and her 15 minutes of “fame” are just about up. She probably thinks she’s going to parlay…uh…whatever it is she does…into some big money career empire, but I don’t think that’s gonna happen.
Chic looks fat. Who is this bitch anyway? Stupid nick name.
looks like the trashy whore is balding now. bravo.
who da fuk does she think she is
I agree with McFeely. Her 15 minutes are going to run out as soon as that show gets cancelled, then it’s back to either Selling clothes at J Crew or Mud Wrestling across the country for foodstamps for her. $400, 000 grand is nothing to sneeze at and if she DOES have something else up her sleave then I wouldn’t be surprised if she is being considered as a cover girl Video Game Whoress!!!
leatherface.
there are only 2 reasons I can think of to explain why she turned playboy down…..
she’s got a penis, or her nipples are fucked up after the plastic surgery
she looks great in these photos. shes lost at least 10 pounds… granted she needs to take the leather gloves off
Some of you guys crack me up!! I can’t believe Playboy asked her to pose, she looks really hold for her age.
She needs a pearl necklace.
She is Soooooo Beautiful!!!!
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