JWoww Turned Down Playboy

Seen here at Mad River Bar & Grille in Philadelphia last night – *remembers to blow up every bridge between Pennsylvania and New Jersey*JWoww has reportedly turned down a $400,000 offer to pose nude for Playboy despite being custom-built for it in the back of a van. Via The Huffington Post:

“I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.”
JWoww refused to reveal what the better opportunity is, and was cagey when asked whether she’ll be doing a spinoff with Snooki, who may star in her own dating show.

JWoww goes on to reveal she moved in with Snooki, so obviously the two are getting a spinoff which raises an interesting question: What in the hell could posing for Playboy possibly hurt? You’re talking about two people who infect an entire coast with gonorrhea on cable television, yet somehow tasteful nudity might be over the line? C’mon, even Heidi Montag was allowed to do it. Granted, she didn’t show anything, that’s only because she doesn’t have any nipples. Apparently the one thing duct tape can’t do is bond pepperonis to human skin to create a photo-realistic effect. There had to be something.

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