If you’re a fierce supporter of gay rights, I bring you glad tidings, because here’s JWoww‘s scarred block boobs finally putting an end to hatred and oppression with her personally designed duct tape bra. Because apparently these things take more thought and coordination then, “Eh, just slap it over my nips,” but more importantly, there’s no way anyone will want to discriminate after this. It’s impossible. “Hmm, the book that’s been the cornerstone of my entire belief system says I should stone homosexuals, but now this young lady has tape-boobs. This changes everything.”
Photos: Adam Bouska
When I first saw the face paint, I thought it was something about ‘No Ho.’ I said, that can’t be…..she couldn’t be in the pic if that was the case. Then my eyes adjusted and and I saw it was ‘No Hate.’ At least it was funny for a minute!
fake tits, ugly face and the intelligence of a gnat. who cares what this faux celeb has to say. how about…. just say no to bad plastic surgery.
No CL@$$
I don’t give a fuck what ppl say but when u put that much duck tape on your boobs (fake or not) ripping it off is a real biaaatch. It’s gonna hurt.
A friend who’s a doctor has told me stories of duct tape actually ripping skin off if it’s not removed very carefully, usually by applying some baby oil or other gentle solvents and letting it seep under the tape a bit first.
On the other hand, missing skin ain’t gonna make those frankenboobs look any worse.
is ejaculate a mild solvent?
Mine is. But I need to talk to a doctor about that.
All I can think about is how much pain that will cause removing the duct tape. Probably better they are fake. She probably has no feeling there now.
Wardrobe by MacGyver of Beverly Hills.
I hate her less with her mouth taped shut, so I guess the plan worked.
I can think of a few good uses for her mouth, none of which are talking.
I would say ashtray, but that’s what her vagina is for.
If you saw the side boob picture of her tits you could so see the big old scar under em.
She’s nasty!
Suddenly…this all makes sense.
needs more tape
Needs a little more duct tape. And a tarp. and a shallow grave.
…woot!
I always thought duct tape could fix anything. Apparently not.
So that’s how she keeps those things stuck to her chest
Maybe she’s planning on leaving the tape on there forever. Saves her from washing her tits and brushing her teeth…heyyyy, maybe she should tape up her vagina as well…
Right, right. Somone said “duct tape” she though they said “duck face” and signed up!
Fuck you man!
Any time, any where!
It’s not really ‘topless’ when you are wearing more duct tape than your bras and bikinis.
one word hypocrites