Here’s JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, Fuck, The Danny DeVito One’s Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I’ll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered with spring breakers until one of them had to go and find out the hard way peeing on a dance floor doesn’t wash out sperm. So with that plan punched in the Ewok-box, they were forced to settle which swimming with dolphins which is great because marine life near the Gulf of Mexico hasn’t suffered enough already. I’m sure those dolphins finished coughing up oil the other day and went, “Hey, you know what? I kind of want to try AIDS.”
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
Any chance we can refuse to take them back from Mexico?
- fog horn -
The T is missing.
Having a spray tan in Mexico is like bringing a bag lunch to a buffet.
She is FAR too refined to lift her thunder meat and achieve full coverage.
“Yes, I can make you a movie star. And, yes, big-time athletes will date you. But you must pay a price. After seven years, your looks will become like that of Cameron Dia… Hmm. Give me a minute to come up with something else. That doesn’t seem like enough of a trade-off in your case.”
Shooting in Mexico?
Snooki must have been sweating having to try to re-enter the US while claiming to be a US citizen!
How comes? she is even more pregnant then Jessica.
where is her belly belly button. Superior creature it is!
Big tits, loves cock and has big tits. Also she has quite large tits too. wntl?
They’re fake, right? ’cause I’m having some very confusing feelings right now.
Such talent oozing from these two.
WTFs up with that toe beside her left foot pinky. Hideous!
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Whee!
J’Meh.
And now we know the answer to “Quick! It’s gonna rain! Where can we store all the filming equipment!”.
“Oh God, I think my water just broke! Oh wait, just kidding, it’s just pee.”
She’s a twin? As if one of them wasn’t bad enough…
Who knew she had such nice…
He is saying to her… “just give me a few more days with the mask, I know your looks are getting worse by the minute but I just need a little while longer!!”
NOOO wait thats my drink!! I have to have my drink on even if I just woke up!! guuulllpp….. ahhh…. whos drink is this?? I think its mine.. ok ill have another :)
yeppers…. all dees drinks are mine.. go get yo on snookies!!
Cool, a place to park my bike.
You own a penny farthing then?
Those are not fake! pregnancy usually means bigger boobs… I feel sorry for snooki! Its going to be hard to be happy around a bunch of partiers I mean its written all over her face! I am sure she will say she is sooo happy! But… its life and she happened to be on tv but atleast she got lots of money right?? I dont know if she would really think that if truth be told. People should give her some encouragment for going through with the pregnancy when now days it seems people are ok with abortions! Snooki I do pray that everything will go well with you! I had a unexpected pregnancy myself and I cant imagine having to be all over the tv during that times. God bless!
Considering she’s as tall as a fire hydrant, in human-like scale those knockers are like an aircraft carrier in a swimming pool.
Height = Width = Breadth
So what kind of sound bite is he going to get from jbowwow’s a$$? Hmmmmm, maybe the most intelligent thing she has ever said, carry on fine sir.
She would look much better if my penis was in her mouth.
I’m not sure her body was that good to begin with, but she completely ruined it with the the circus boob job, alien tummy tuck, and that tacky dragon tattoo.
For someone who claims to be a gym buff (not medically made) her ass & legs aren’t in great shape at ALL!! Hence, her covering it up in EVERY pic!!
She works out in a tube top and takes smoke breaks outside the gym. The only reason this bitch is at a gym is to meet pimply roid-rage guido jock mongoloids.
She’s got what appears to be an early stage of Kelly Rippitis.
what’s up with Snooki’s belly? On some pictures it seems like she’d be 9months pregnant already? And then in this one she doesn’t have a bumb at all.
As a mother of 2-month old son, I was pregnant just few months ago and I didn’t have a huge belly like that ’till 8 months…And I didn’t look any different from my before-pregnancy body at my 6th month.
well your not her, as a future midwife some people shoe diff. i know plp who showed at 3months!
i think snooki looks cute being prego
What happened to her face? To much filler going on.
the butt behind them
midget
Wait… is she checking to see if my hand is still inside her top? Yes, it is.
Booze has been the source of every major fight, fark up, and meltdown on the show. Let’s hope she’s wised up a little and isn’t pickling that baby in her tummy with the same freakish stupidity that she and the rest of the Shore cast pursued drunken stupor every week.
I’m thinking of letting her rip my head off.
Does that say “JIONNI” on that yellow wristband? Awww.
Wait, if he’s a guido, shouldn’t it be spelled with a “G”?
Maybe she made it at the t-shirt shop.
She’s thinking about Vinnie, right? Wonder why.
Snooki, you need to print out this pic and put it in a scrapbook so you can look at it when you’re 50 and show it to your grandkids and tell them how you rocked the fashion of your era. Hooo-ahhh.
That one dude is rockin’ the shorts, tennies, and black socks like there’s no tomorrow, huh?
It’s a veritable Frank Frazetta painting, huh? Epic.
She’s holding her hands up the way she would if she was riding me… it would be like the most thrilling rollercoaster ride she ever had. Lookin’ good, JW.
i really think she is really dam hot i wanna kiss her face then make my way to her breasts then to her pussy omg i wanna make her so wet down there i wanna lick that dam pussy clean go snooki i love you baby heres my number 3067300385- 7283067 please send me a text i will answer you back
And what’s the theme of this episode? Montezuma’s Revenge?