JWoww & Snooki Wore Bikinis. Pregnant Snooki.
Here’s JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, Fuck, The Danny DeVito One’s Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I’ll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered with spring breakers until one of them had to go and find out the hard way peeing on a dance floor doesn’t wash out sperm. So with that plan punched in the Ewok-box, they were forced to settle which swimming with dolphins which is great because marine life near the Gulf of Mexico hasn’t suffered enough already. I’m sure those dolphins finished coughing up oil the other day and went, “Hey, you know what? I kind of want to try AIDS.”