Here’s JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, Fuck, The Danny DeVito One’s Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I’ll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered with spring breakers until one of them had to go and find out the hard way peeing on a dance floor doesn’t wash out sperm. So with that plan punched in the Ewok-box, they were forced to settle which swimming with dolphins which is great because marine life near the Gulf of Mexico hasn’t suffered enough already. I’m sure those dolphins finished coughing up oil the other day and went, “Hey, you know what? I kind of want to try AIDS.”
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
As if her tits didn’t already look like overinflated balloons…
“Yeah, you like it when I pose like this. Now come stick that big black d….wait, it’s only a microphone, GOD DAMN IT!!!!”
The thickness and fur of that mic seems more suitable for Snooki, no?
Only possible source of income still there? Check.
In pics like these there is always a white guy saying it all with a big black microphone
Jionni went raw dog and did not bail? Haha!
This busted ugly mess got kicked down the stairs too many times
WTF is up with her belly button?!
I think she’s some sort of an alien.
You ewere looking at a belly button with those big ole titties sticking out?
ewwww its like snooki’s fetus came out the wrong hole
Lipo. Lipo is what’s up with her belly button.
Ok, did you guys get this spontaneous shot yet? My knees are starting to hurt, despite the callouses
Jesus, how many drinks does she need to wash down a Plan B?
somebody went crazy with a crayon
Snooki: “Virgin? No. I’m prenant actually, but thanks for asking.”
Waiter: “No ma’am, I meant the beverage.”
Snooki: “HA!! you waiters are hilarous these days, now keep these doubles coming!!”
that face was hit with a bat and plastic surgery
nice strategically placed mic…
stupid ugly people are getting paid, the terrorist one
I’ve heard of strap-ons, but it’s just getting ridiculous with these new head-mounted units.
It snowed in Arizona
what a fucking mess
people are starving in Africa
can cunt
You are the gayest of the gay. You put this cunning stunt up before (or worse in place) of the Sofia Vergara Esquire shots.
you’re fucking tv show is about you sitting in a fucking chair
I want to eat the deodorant out of her armpit.
That’s cool. It’s gin flavored.
Scarjo?
Nice tits, fatass
“I’m ready for my cellulite close-up.”
Is that Hulk Hogan in the background mistaking JWoww for a brunette Brooke?
Wow, she looks thrilled.
See how fun this is girls?? Now keep taking that birth control
that bottle says jwoww on it. preproduct preplacement!
I smell rotten tuna.
“SNOOKIE! MAY I ‘ASS’ YOU A QUESTION?”
pit of sarlacc?
Is it just me or does that top look completely Photoshopped?
It looks like they tried to airbrush her stomach so hard that they forgot to put back the belly button.
She went to Pepe and got the best plastic surgery 700 dollars could buy. That includes fake tits, fake eyes, fake lips and spackle the navel.
“Yup. Still there.”
I got to this picture, and – I kid you not – I had an involuntary head jerk away from the screen while thinking “what the FUCK?” It’s great that people have evolved to have natural life-preserving instincts like that.
Oh god. I know there is a great joke in here somewhere. I wish I could find it.
The joke is in that pecker shape on top of the hat.
She naming the kid Cum Shot or Jizz Wad?
These bitches already look 60.
not pictured…. the guy who just kicked her in the stomach saving humanity from what might come out of there
Yeah, remind me to thank that guy later.
Michael Lohan…is that you?
Who keeps telling her that the football team is here?
Those really are more than a handfull. Those are a hand AND mouth full.
All you haters must hate the fact that Snookie can do as she please’s & the world is watching & a part of it….you guy’s are “Closet Fans” Don’t you wish you had her $$$$$$$$$? LOL
Your apostrophes are mentally deficient.
No makeup. A plus for her and big tits. Another plus. Best of all…no sound.
You talk Like Snookie is the first!!! Get a grip!
At least Snooki had the decency to wear a sarong.
Wait, did I just type “Snooki had the decency …”? Okay, now I believe that whole thing with the Mayan calendar.
Poor Snook ;-( her shoes are bigger & taller then she is….HOW CUTE
Fish, I think your new setup is attracting morons.
She is using those titties to provide shade for those around her.
Her bikini tops never fit well.. ugh..
If you just didn’t know who they really were…..sigh.
Well, I don’t know who the two in the middle are. Can I lust after them with a clean conscience?
Think about the prettiest pussy you ever saw. Now think about the ugliest pussy you ever saw, guess which these two monsters have.
Sums up everyone that watches Jersey Shore.