And by class and sophistication, I mean summoned Tim Tebow by making a cross with giant glowing dildos and then hanging out with Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra who, judging by this photo, banged later.
So, again, way classier than whatever the hell this is. Your honor has been restored, America.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
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this dude is gross
I’d still take them both on……….at the same time.
Real classy. Waving her enormous tampons over her head with her nipple exposed is pretty much what I’d expect from her.
Amazing how they both look younger than her and they’ve been around since the 90s when I was a serial masturbator.
As opposed to the serial masturbating funtional alcoholic I am today.
“JWoww! JWoww! J! J!…why is your face so busted?”
JWoww…seen here adjusting her talent…
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
This is Valerie Bertinelli on a sexy day.
If she uses those as dildos we might have more to talk about than I realized.
She’s MILF-tacular!
Wait, she’s how old? Better get while the getting is OK, boys.
Just checking for dribbles . . .
Figures that 2 of the original no-talent skank hoes finally found their way to one of the current no-talent skank hoes.
….This was one of the first laws of physics I was thought in school— Like magnets and planetary gravitational forces—hoes will attract and be drawn to other hoes….Artofwar
don’t forget anal sex with other men.Or did your dad teach you that?
This looks oddly like the cover an X-rated Sweet Valley High Super Edition.
“It’s not leather, it’s my skin!”
I’m sure those tits are by Wilson but I think she’s over-inflated them.
A tit by Wilson. Well…I guess I wouldn’t mind being cast away on a deserted island with one.
The old phrase was “Body by Fischer, brains by Mattell”. Fischer once made car bodies for GM. Now it looks like Mattell does both.
FUMBLE!!!
Skank! Ho! Skank!
This is what Snooki would look like if you put her on the rack and stretched her out by another three feet.
This looks oddly like a still from my favourite hand shandy fantasy
Skank! Ho! Skank-Ho!
So, like when the burning stops, it’s , like, totally fine again. I have some Cannesten too…
Judging by that face, Yoda here ran off with both lightsabers. The Empire Strikes Back will now only be mildly awesome.
Yeah I don’t recommend sobriety for you
I call this one, “Pre-Millenium Fantasies”
“JWoww! We came all this way to Indianapolis just to stand behind this fence for six hours! Can we take your picture?”
“Make them look bigger? Really?”
“You guys have been, like, my *idols* since forever. I want to be just like you. Now…which crazy celebrity should I try to snag?”
Four days later at the doctor’s office: “Yes, Ms. McCarthy, you definitely caught this at the Leather and Laces Party. But you could have prevented it had you gotten vaccinated first.”
believe it or not: ONE DILDO ISN’T ENOUGH FOR HER!!
No doubt she has the body but can’t you spend some of your skank money and fix your face?
Jwoww, your whore training is complete
bewbs
Ah, yes. The time honored tradition of “Pseudo-lesbo-smell-hair-grab-butt” routine.
Who knew hepatitis smelled like Dennis Rodman… Oh right… everyone.
JWOW looks hotter than both of them in this pic.
this is why so many skanks use the ‘duck lips’ pose as a crutch…doesn’t work out so well when they try to look cute
Are they getting bigger????
her tampons? yes.
She wears a push up bra underneath her corset?
She looks awfully confident for a half-clothed female facing off Dracula with a flimsy, impromptu crucifix. I suppose she’s smiling because she knows that her garlic breath is her ace in the hole.
One of these things is not like the other.
^Must be a fat-ass woman. Go work out.
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