JWoww Restores Class & Sophistication To The Super Bowl

February 6th, 2012 // 47 Comments

And by class and sophistication, I mean summoned Tim Tebow by making a cross with giant glowing dildos and then hanging out with Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra who, judging by this photo, banged later.

So, again, way classier than whatever the hell this is. Your honor has been restored, America.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. boing

    this dude is gross

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    Tyrone Biggums
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    I’d still take them both on……….at the same time.

  3. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
    Commented on this photo:

    Real classy. Waving her enormous tampons over her head with her nipple exposed is pretty much what I’d expect from her.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing how they both look younger than her and they’ve been around since the 90s when I was a serial masturbator.

    As opposed to the serial masturbating funtional alcoholic I am today.

  5. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
    Commented on this photo:

    “JWoww! JWoww! J! J!…why is your face so busted?”

  6. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
    Commented on this photo:

    JWoww…seen here adjusting her talent…

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    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking for love in all the wrong places.

  8. Mando

    This is Valerie Bertinelli on a sexy day.

  9. it had to be said

    If she uses those as dildos we might have more to talk about than I realized.

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    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s MILF-tacular!

    Wait, she’s how old? Better get while the getting is OK, boys.

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    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Just checking for dribbles . . .

  12. Figures that 2 of the original no-talent skank hoes finally found their way to one of the current no-talent skank hoes.

    • Artofwar

      ….This was one of the first laws of physics I was thought in school— Like magnets and planetary gravitational forces—hoes will attract and be drawn to other hoes….Artofwar

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    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks oddly like the cover an X-rated Sweet Valley High Super Edition.

  14. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s not leather, it’s my skin!”

  15. I’m sure those tits are by Wilson but I think she’s over-inflated them.

    • A tit by Wilson. Well…I guess I wouldn’t mind being cast away on a deserted island with one.

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        The old phrase was “Body by Fischer, brains by Mattell”. Fischer once made car bodies for GM. Now it looks like Mattell does both.

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    Commented on this photo:

    FUMBLE!!!

  17. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
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    Skank! Ho! Skank!

  18. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what Snooki would look like if you put her on the rack and stretched her out by another three feet.

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    Spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks oddly like a still from my favourite hand shandy fantasy

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    Commented on this photo:

    Skank! Ho! Skank-Ho!

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    Spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    So, like when the burning stops, it’s , like, totally fine again. I have some Cannesten too…

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    Adam
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by that face, Yoda here ran off with both lightsabers. The Empire Strikes Back will now only be mildly awesome.

  23. High LIfe

    Yeah I don’t recommend sobriety for you

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    InternetRocketScientist
    Commented on this photo:

    I call this one, “Pre-Millenium Fantasies”

  25. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
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    “JWoww! We came all this way to Indianapolis just to stand behind this fence for six hours! Can we take your picture?”

  26. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
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    “Make them look bigger? Really?”

  27. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
    Commented on this photo:

    “You guys have been, like, my *idols* since forever. I want to be just like you. Now…which crazy celebrity should I try to snag?”

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    Four days later at the doctor’s office: “Yes, Ms. McCarthy, you definitely caught this at the Leather and Laces Party. But you could have prevented it had you gotten vaccinated first.”

  29. forrest gump

    believe it or not: ONE DILDO ISN’T ENOUGH FOR HER!!

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    No doubt she has the body but can’t you spend some of your skank money and fix your face?

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    epik
    Commented on this photo:

    Jwoww, your whore training is complete

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    I Like..
    Commented on this photo:

    bewbs

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    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, yes. The time honored tradition of “Pseudo-lesbo-smell-hair-grab-butt” routine.

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    Diggy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew hepatitis smelled like Dennis Rodman… Oh right… everyone.

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    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    JWOW looks hotter than both of them in this pic.

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    fartofwart
    Commented on this photo:

    this is why so many skanks use the ‘duck lips’ pose as a crutch…doesn’t work out so well when they try to look cute

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they getting bigger????

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    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    She wears a push up bra underneath her corset?

  39. JWoww Leather and Laces Jenny McCarthy Carmen Electra
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    She looks awfully confident for a half-clothed female facing off Dracula with a flimsy, impromptu crucifix. I suppose she’s smiling because she knows that her garlic breath is her ace in the hole.

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    Zach
    Commented on this photo:

    One of these things is not like the other.

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    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    ^Must be a fat-ass woman. Go work out.

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    Lane
    Commented on this photo:

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