If you thought the worst thing that could happen as a result of Snooki getting pregnant is that her child will eventually learn what his mother is, well.. okay, you’re right. Shut up. But the second worst thing that could happen is she makes the other walking piles of greasy melanoma in the Jersey Shore house want to slough babies out of their herpes cabinets, too, which is what just happened to JWoww. Via Life & Style:
Ever since Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle announced that they’re having their first child, Snooki’s best friend, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, has had babies on the brain.
“Snooki thinks I’ll have my first when she has her second,” the Snooki & JWoww star, 26, tells the new issue of Life & Style.
“We are about 2½ years apart, so I thought, Our kids can be two years apart,” Jenni explains, “They’ll date and have babies. I don’t even care if they date; I just want them to have kids so we’ll officially be relatives!”
KID: Mom, why did you have me?
JWOWW: So Snooki’s son could get you pregnant and then we’d be relatives.
KID: Oh. … But I’m a boy.
JWOWW: Which is why you live in the gara- Wait, how’d you get in here?
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Because of her fake boobs, her baby would be a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Since when does a whore leaving a police station in the morning papparazzi-worthy?
since boobs, is when.
Comin’ up next on MTV right after Jersey Shore: An all-new “Ow, My Balls!”
Chinese seed is available rather cheap on the internats
I think I could help her with this.
she could just spit in her panties, then put them on. done.
God I’d love to squirt my seed in her and make a baby! She’s beautiful!
Jesus Wow you have a bad tit job and a blah face.
sure she isn’t pregnant already? she’s looking a bit bloated.
Why is Danny DeVito smelling her shoulder?
I didn’t know that a new mother could feed a baby on silicone and failure. To that first comment, nah, it would be a Garbage Pail Kid.
I will impregnate her boobs
Sorry, that came out a little vulgar. I meant to say “I am willing to make love to, and put a baby in her boobs.”
neither funny
good for you
Who are these total idiots anyway and why does anyone care what they’re doing…
Apparently you read it, too. How about you tell us.
And now, a translation of this story for people who buy into this bullshit they call reality TV:
“Snooki’s getting more time on the show than I am because she’s pregnant. I want to get pregnant so I get more time. But…I still couldn’t compete with a cute newborn baby, so in two years, when that baby turns all cranky and annoying.”
Well, if she wants to help America out, she should breed with someone smarter than her, so that she isn’t deleting the gene pool more than her parents have already. This basically means she should go to a grad students lounge in a short skirt, no panties, and get hammered. Those guys would be happy to fuck her, and she might get a few smart genes in the process.
Hey now, we can’t risk having some dude who might end up curing AIDS or something getting something from her.
Unfortunately, they’ve done studies and it’s been concluded that intelligence is passed down from the mother. Yeah, that baby’s fucked!
I think “they” came up with bogus results. My daughter is fucking brilliant and she sure as shit didn’t get it from her mom.
I don’t know what surprised me more… that Snooki’s uterus wasn’t too toxic and polluted to create life, or that her vagina was able to close up enough to keep the semen in. I suspect there may have been some piledriving or handstands involved.
Wait — she’s not?
Do fake tits get bigger when you’re pregnant? I’d like to see those all milked up.
Of course, but only the real parts get engorged with milk.
Why is it that the people who should have no business having kids are the ones that have the most fucking kids?
Sir, you’ve seen the link between stupidity and fertility. Not everyone gets it. Thank you for reminding us.
The terrorists have won.
In accordance with a few other offers to impregnate JWoww, I hereby throw my hat into the vaginal ring. In fact, after fucking her, I’ll even come clean (so to speak) and admit that I had a vasectomy 25 years ago.
JWOW should have not problem getting pregnant Just stop taking the BC pills and one of her johns will do the job for her.
However being pregnamt will really interfere with her turning tricks!
hell if she does tell her to give me a call ill help her with it
okay if yall are just going to be haters then why are yall even on here? clearly if you didnt care then you wouldnt be stalking their pictures just to find a smart ass remark on how you dont like them! . what they do is none of your DAMN buisness!so shut the fuck up and stop!