JWoww Wants To Get Pregnant, Too
If you thought the worst thing that could happen as a result of Snooki getting pregnant is that her child will eventually learn what his mother is, well.. okay, you’re right. Shut up. But the second worst thing that could happen is she makes the other walking piles of greasy melanoma in the Jersey Shore house want to slough babies out of their herpes cabinets, too, which is what just happened to JWoww. Via Life & Style:
Ever since Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle announced that they’re having their first child, Snooki’s best friend, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, has had babies on the brain.
“Snooki thinks I’ll have my first when she has her second,” the Snooki & JWoww star, 26, tells the new issue of Life & Style.
“We are about 2½ years apart, so I thought, Our kids can be two years apart,” Jenni explains, “They’ll date and have babies. I don’t even care if they date; I just want them to have kids so we’ll officially be relatives!”
KID: Mom, why did you have me?
JWOWW: So Snooki’s son could get you pregnant and then we’d be relatives.
KID: Oh. … But I’m a boy.
JWOWW: Which is why you live in the gara- Wait, how’d you get in here?