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January 4th, 2013 // 22 Comments
JWoww Butt Photoshopped New Years Eve Video
WATCH: JWoww Claims Her Ass Was Photoshopped

Hey, everybody, The Superficial Writer. Not sure if you remember me.

As some of you have noticed, the site epically shat the bed today and only now at 6:30 PM EST have we finally been able to make a post which we’ll be the first to say is goddamn ridiculous. Fortunately, we already found something that’s even more ridiculous, this JWoww video where she tries to claim the multiple agency shots of her ass on New Year’s Eve were Photoshopped by bending over in heels, so let’s focus entirely on that and forget everything else I just said. Live in the now.

 

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  1. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I’d give 5-4 odds the guy wielding the camera got his dick wet after that footage ended.

  2. What a gross dude.

  3. jonandkateplushate

    when did my intertubes get smellarama……peeeeuuuww…….oh, that’s mee……er ….uh……that’s my dog…..bad dog, bad dog

  4. Welcome back. Now I can read dick jokes while procrastinating again!

  5. geeforce

    She’s got a point…where’s her tattoo in the new years eve pics?

    I can’t believe her ass looks looks like Phyllis Diller’s after the autopsy.

  6. ruserious

    totally photoshopped look at the shadows

  7. Yaay! Love you guys! Hugs all ’round! :D

    Hey how about the trailer for the Evil Dead remake? Kooohl. Now I want to go watch the original again.

  8. Tom

    I love how she feels compelled to stick up for her ass like it’s a matter of national security.

  9. MissMoppet

    This video is kind of pathetic. Just show up at an event looking amazing and be done with that nonsense. These celebs give us schleps way more power than we deserve. Girl you know your body is fine. Relax. You don’t need all this external validation….

    Oh wait, I have just been informed that she is a shameless skank powered only by booze, tanning lotion and external validation. Carry on then.

  10. Clay

    I’d still put it in her. Definitely not without a condom, though.

  11. MFer

    I’m skeptical. Bending over straightens out the cellulite. True story.

  12. Sue

    I still don’t think the other photo was shopped, and I wouldnt have even known about it if she didnt call attention to it. An unflattering angle and unflattering posture… it happens.

  13. BbyBluThghHghs

    She needs to stand straight up with her back to the camera and stop bending over….she’s just stretching out her butt mush and not proving her point. Every angle/position she’s giving in these videos aren’t the ones that she was pictured in to begin with.

  14. BigE

    Videos can’t be photoshopped? She’s going to shit herself if she ever sees a movie with CGI effects.

  15. Desperate to stay relevant guido trash.

  16. friendlyretort

    Prove you have no cellulite by standing out in daylight and zooming in for a closeup on your thighs and ass. Easy. Bending over in ambient light while someone stands a few feet away films you from a high angle doesn’t mean anything.

  17. 33-Leon Washington

    People are just horrible at Photoshopping, including people are just douchebags and perverts too

  18. Alysha

    She just set back the women’s rights movement back like 800 years…

  19. jlm

    How i got the shaft from Skype
    6:25:55 PM jmeyer012
    Initial Question/Comment: Sound problems
    6:25:55 PM System
    Thank you for contacting Skype Customer Support!
    6:26:01 PM System
    Rogelio E. has joined this session!
    6:26:01 PM System
    Connected with Rogelio E.
    6:26:01 PM System
    Thank you for contacting Skype Customer Support!
    6:26:06 PM System
    Please hold for the next available Live Support Agent.
    6:26:36 PM Rogelio E.
    Hello! Welcome to Skype Live Support. My name is Rogelio E. How may I help you?
    6:28:58 PM jmeyer012
    After installing skype I lost sound for all other apps. I reviewed the online info and tried to fix but could not. I tried tofind help at skype but could not. When I uninstalled skype i was offered help and so here I am.
    6:33:58 PM jmeyer012
    I guess there is no help?
    6:34:26 PM Rogelio E.
    My apologies to have kept you waiting.
    6:35:56 PM Rogelio E.
    You mentioned about loosing sound on other applications when you installed Skype on your computer.
    6:40:06 PM Rogelio E.
    Are you still there?
    6:42:20 PM jmeyer012
    I am still here. Yes it sems to be a common problem if you look on the net. The solutions offered did not work. One solution was to uninstall and sequentially reinstall. So here I am.
    6:45:21 PM Rogelio E.
    Is this the first time you installed Skype,on your computer?
    6:49:49 PM jmeyer012
    Yes for my home. I use at work and decided with my schedule and travel it was the best way to stay connected universally. We tested the connection at home for skype but did not know we needed to test other apps.
    6:55:26 PM System
    Your agent has been disconnected from the system, you are now being transferred to your original queue. Please stand by…
    6:55:26 PM System
    Rogelio E. has left this session!
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    6:58:01 PM System
    Connected with Russel D.
    6:58:56 PM Russel D.
    Hello! My name is Russel. Please allow me a few moments to review your previous chat. I’ll be with you shortly.
    7:02:03 PM jmeyer012
    Hello Russel- Let me know if you need more information. Thank Rogelio for his time I know these things can be worked out.
    7:06:11 PM Russel D.
    Thank you for patiently waiting.
    7:06:46 PM Russel D.
    In regard to your concern, may we kindly ask that you confirm you would continue to not hear the sound of your other apps after uninstalling Skype?
    7:11:14 PM jmeyer012
    I was routed to this chat prior to confirming hearing sound after uninstall. To be clear my sound system works, I am not on mute, my volume is normal, in skype I have sound. Also my sound was perfect prior to install.
    7:12:41 PM Russel D.
    Are you saying that you sound on other apps are working right now?
    7:14:34 PM jmeyer012
    Sorry no. I just rechecked. I have no sound outside of the skype app.
    7:15:46 PM Russel D.
    Kindly uninstall Skype and check if you are still unable to hear the audio on your other app.
    7:19:20 PM jmeyer012
    Just reviewed and already unistalled. Still no sound.
    7:23:56 PM Russel D.
    In this case, kindly contact the support of your computer’s operating system as there appears to be an issue with either your computer’s software or hardware which causes the issue with the audio of your computer.
    7:29:35 PM jmeyer012
    To be clear you are saying that the effect of installing your app on my computer is my problem. Since this problem is well documented by users of skype online I find it odd. Apparently you don’t care or you are incompetent.
    7:34:21 PM Russel D.
    As much as we really want to resolve your issue, unfortunately, we can’t since your uninstallation of Skype and continued experience of the audio issue indicate a problem with either your software or hardware device which can only be fixed by specialist or the support of your computer software.
    7:41:05 PM Russel D.
    It’s been awhile since I’ve heard from you, just checking to see if we’re still connected?
    7:43:36 PM Russel D.
    Just checking if we are still connected.
    7:44:02 PM jmeyer012
    Since this issue is documented by other users who have tried the same fixes my only conclusion is you have been instructed to deflect blame. My audio functions well only in skype as documented by other users.It worked perfectly i other apps prior to installation and after installation it does not. This is entirely the fault of skype. This is caused by skype and your unwillingness to resolve indicates a callous disregard of your customer.
    7:46:20 PM Russel D.
    We wish that we have the ability to fix the issue with the audio of your other application after uninstalling Skype but as resources are only limited for Skype, I’m, afraid that the best solution that we can recommend is for you to have the audio issue on your computer to be fixed by your computer’s software or hardwarespecialist.
    7:47:45 PM Russel D.
    Our apologies though for any inconveniences that this issue has caused you.
    7:47:55 PM Russel D.
    Do you happen to have other concerns that might require my assistance for today?

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