Hey, everybody, The Superficial Writer. Not sure if you remember me.
As some of you have noticed, the site epically shat the bed today and only now at 6:30 PM EST have we finally been able to make a post which we’ll be the first to say is goddamn ridiculous. Fortunately, we already found something that’s even more ridiculous, this JWoww video where she tries to claim the multiple agency shots of her ass on New Year’s Eve were Photoshopped by bending over in heels, so let’s focus entirely on that and forget everything else I just said. Live in the now.