Here’s JWoww at The New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Monday night where she decided to greet 2013 with her ass cheeks flailing in the wind. Then again, this may have been what warded off the various apocalypses. Does “Help, I’m being mugged! Why are you just looking out your window and not calling the police?” mean “I’m getting the fuck out of here,” in Mayan? If so, I totally heard a dragon say that. Definitely a dragon.
UPDATE: JWoww wants you to believe several photo agencies conspired together and Photoshopped cellulite onto her ass. No, really.
I seriously don’t even understand what I am seeing here.
It’s a transvestite.
The New Years Ball from 1974?
Cottage cheese thighs
Belonging to the entire state of Wisconsin.
What. the. fuck.
This is why she bought BIG AS WEATHER BALLOON fake boobs so nobody would look at her from behind!
I didn’t know Kris Kardashian Jenner hosted the New Years Rockin Eve Party on ABC! But that sure looks like her cellulite riddled ass………
I didn’t know Kris Kardashian Jenner hosted the New Years Rockin Eve Party on ABC! But that sure looks like her celluliute riddled ass!
hahaha
I didn’t know Kris Kardashian Jenner was hosting the New Years Rockin Eve Party on ABC! But that sure looks like her cellulite riddled ass!
That’s a terrible stutter you’ve got there. Or maybe there is a reason you felt the need to post this three times…???
FFFFFFUCK YOU!
That’s what I always thought Bush senior got to see when coming up behind Babs.
JWoww heard you were gaining weight from drinking regular soda, so she stopped by to SELL-YOU-LIGHT! *spins bow-tie* Yowzah!
I’m certain she looks perfectly fine in total darkness.
Looks like something from the Evil Dead movies.
I am much older than this trick and my ass looks no where near this bad. Dayum…
How do I spell that sound I make when I puke?
I’ve always been partial to *horf*
I’ve got mushrooms growing between my thighs and they’re still sexier than that.
I think it’s safe to say this one’s a tranny…..oh, and same for that dude in drag in the background.
WTF just happened!
All that Guido shit should be sent ti the lowest pint on earth and set on fire!
That is fucking disgusting.
those two gals are both disgusting
Number of people surprised that her shit looks like uncooked biscuit dough: zero
Thanks Fish. I feel so much better about myself now.
Fuckity, my 95 year old grandma feels so much better about herself now. We’ll probably never get her out of those hotpants.
The inside sweetness of your cave ! Almond eyes my Turkish pearl! Burn me up sweet oyster girl !
sweet Jesus…the Mayans were right.
Ah, yes… the very picture of class and natural beauty.
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen my glasses?
Cool Trogdor tattoo, Snooks. Fuck
How DARE you insult Trogdor like that! He would never grace her skanky arm.
Someone’s being doing some late night snacking.
I totally masturbated and achieved climax!
is this real? seriously? if so, nauseating.
c’mon fish – wth did we ever do to you? this is worse than that time I accidentally walked in on my grandma on the toilet. I’ve been watching as much pron as I could ever since, trying to burn that image from my brain. It hasn’t worked, but I’ll keep trying.
I’d like to see who you boys are fucking? Hell I’d fuck the bitch.
where is her tattoo on her outer thigh ? She even posted a live video proving these photo’s were photoshopped. So sad people don’t do homework first before putting someone on blast.
That’s not her booty. Look through those pictures, clearly photo supped. Plus they forgot her tattoo.
Its not real. Why would she wear a dress like that if her behind looked like that? If you took 5 seconds to examine that you would realize its photo shopped. And again, they forgot her tattoo on the side view picture.
http://www.keek.com/JENNIWOWW#8zbRaab
That’s photoshopped you guys.
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2013/01/03/jwoww-defends-ass-photo/
this doesnt even look real..stupiddd
You realize, since you’re all so smaaaaht, that she’s just turned away enough and the lighting is just angled strangely enough that there’s no good view of anything on the side of her thigh, right? In ANY of the pictures. Even the ones that are dead on, it looks like she’s wearing pantyhose or something and the lights are reflecting off of them and distorting the tattoo.
Team cellulite thighs.
More like J “WOWW IS SHE GETTING CLUMPY”
Wow. That’s pathetic. Her stupid ass just proved that’s her butt. Somehow she thinks that looks good. You can see all the creased lines in her video that would have caused the picture (with the lighting) to happen. Look at the inner that cottage cheese in the video. Plus she won’t stop bending over in the video to try and stretch out the fat lines from creasing. Unfortunately she doesn’t look at her legs and butt from that angle on a daily basis (with that lighting) so she is in disbelief that it’s actually her. Sad very sad… and amazingly devoid of intelligence. Good job Roger. Also her tattoo is obscured by the pattern of the dress and the flesh color slip underneath the dress to all you idiots out there.
Didja see her re-BUTT-al on the MTV site? Normally I don’t pay attention to this crap, but the girl has a giant tattoo on her right leg that’s been entirely ‘shopped out when they put the cellulite in & removed her drawers!
Like her or don’t, this was a hack job on her pure & simple.
Just like little kids we tell our kids it’s not nice to talk about someone and then you read all these grown people’s comments that’s sad….no wonder this world is so shitty…