And JWoww’s Ass Just Doomed The New Year

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2013

Here’s JWoww at The New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Monday night where she decided to greet 2013 with her ass cheeks flailing in the wind. Then again, this may have been what warded off the various apocalypses. Does “Help, I’m being mugged! Why are you just looking out your window and not calling the police?” mean “I’m getting the fuck out of here,” in Mayan? If so, I totally heard a dragon say that. Definitely a dragon.

UPDATE: JWoww wants you to believe several photo agencies conspired together and Photoshopped cellulite onto her ass. No, really.

Photos: INFdaily, WENN