JWoww Nude Photos Have ‘Tons of Cellulite.’ I’m In.

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2011

JWoww is currently embroiled in a legal battle with her ex Tom Lippolis, who has nude “before and after” photos of her on his cell phone, taken with her consent which makes them his copyrighted property that he can sell at his discretion. However, JWoww wants to avoid their release because apparently she’s not an all-natural beauty which I find hard to believe. RadarOnline reports:

“Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite,” Lippolis told RadarOnline.com.
“There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.”

Tom says he has no intention of releasing the photos and the entire ordeal revolves around JWoww not paying him when he was her manager and got her on the show. Although in a way she did compensate him by banging other dudes then trying to deny it despite a camera crew perched outside her vagina the whole time. I don’t see what this guy’s problem is:

“Her motion is totally unrelated to my original lawsuit for unpaid wages. This motion is her way to retaliate because she doesn’t want to pay me,” he told us.
‘I didn’t even try to market the pictures, but after I filed the lawsuit she decided to make this an issue. She is just upset because I have this over her head.”

When your chest technically qualifies as a rubber flotation device, I think it’s safe to say you’ve forfeited the right to not be the star of nude photos. That’s like buying a gun then claiming to be a pacifist. As for JWoww not wanting people to see the “before” photo, everyone pretty much has a good idea what that’s gonna look like anyway, but mostly because she’s too late and I already posted it. (Not suitable for children.)

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