JWoww Nude Photos Have ‘Tons of Cellulite.’ I’m In.

January 7th, 2011 // 34 Comments

JWoww is currently embroiled in a legal battle with her ex Tom Lippolis, who has nude “before and after” photos of her on his cell phone, taken with her consent which makes them his copyrighted property that he can sell at his discretion. However, JWoww wants to avoid their release because apparently she’s not an all-natural beauty which I find hard to believe. RadarOnline reports:

“Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite,” Lippolis told RadarOnline.com.
“There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.”

Tom says he has no intention of releasing the photos and the entire ordeal revolves around JWoww not paying him when he was her manager and got her on the show. Although in a way she did compensate him by banging other dudes then trying to deny it despite a camera crew perched outside her vagina the whole time. I don’t see what this guy’s problem is:

“Her motion is totally unrelated to my original lawsuit for unpaid wages. This motion is her way to retaliate because she doesn’t want to pay me,” he told us.
‘I didn’t even try to market the pictures, but after I filed the lawsuit she decided to make this an issue. She is just upset because I have this over her head.”

When your chest technically qualifies as a rubber flotation device, I think it’s safe to say you’ve forfeited the right to not be the star of nude photos. That’s like buying a gun then claiming to be a pacifist. As for JWoww not wanting people to see the “before” photo, everyone pretty much has a good idea what that’s gonna look like anyway, but mostly because she’s too late and I already posted it. (Not suitable for children.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. Jeffrey Dahmer

    I can’t believe she spent money to look as bad as she does. Even I would not eat her (I’m wop trash intolerant).

  2. MLVC

    my balls have an odd stench to them this morning….

  3. Kevin James
    Ron Mexico
    Commented on this photo:

    JWOW is looking a lot more like JWTF – why the long face?

  4. So she’s a cross between Tara Reid and Snooki, only taller.

  5. Kevin James
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her Dr must be damned good. They cleaned that Jersey bimbo up quite nicely…..and then sold the fat for cooking to Burger King. That was a good payday.

  6. Shaz

    I love it how these are strategically let into the world after the episodes air.

  7. Hugh Gentry

    when she covers up her face, and presses her boobs together, she’s beautiful.

    • horn dog

      LOL…and they’re nice ones, too. Why not daily posts regarding her rack vs. that dumbass Katy Perry’s? At least she doesn’t wear second-hand magician’s assistant outfits and make stupid faces all the time!

  8. Lale

    Just saw her before pic. And that is why I love you.

  9. RoboZombie

    When will these maggots die already???

  10. vandal

    Hay! Let’s go and play in the sea and frolick about like we haven’t actually hired that photographer to take pictures of us! It’ll look so natural and people will love is. FUCK OFF!

  11. Rough of virtue

    I will not rest until I see Dina Cortese get angry. I know her entire name and I have not seen the show. Yet

  12. Kevin James
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at this before picture…are you sure that there was a breast augmentation?

  13. Funeral Guy

    Shouldn’t her name be J-Woof? And somebody named Tom actually put his pecker in this sleazy guinea broad?

  14. Kevin James
    Kristina Banks
    Commented on this photo:

    i love you. this post made my life.

  15. J-Woww
    Commented on this photo:

    In WWII they had the Mae West life preserver, now we have the Skeezy Whore asphyxiation device.

  16. DaWolfe

    I’ve never seen her and Kevin James in the same room together… OMG.

  17. J-Woww
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a nice body.

  18. GravyLeg

    The ocean has tons of water… See, I can state the obvious too.

  19. piltdown man

    A whore is a whore, of course of course.

  20. J-Woww
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhhhh Haaaaaa Haaaaaa! Look at her shaved WOP cock with the boobies!

  21. dR

    *yawn* next.

  22. More like JMehh, am I right?

  23. J-Woww
    Commented on this photo:


  24. I didn’t care about her yesterday. Don’t care today, either.
    God, I’m so predictable.

  25. Kevin James
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get the joke. JWoww used to be Kevin James?

  26. J-Woww
    Commented on this photo:

    How come everyone is a celebrity these days? I mean who the hell are these people and WHO CARE?

  27. Ed

    This is the exact kind of stupidity I expect from these people.

  28. Jordy

    Wow why dosent roger just beat his ass

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