JWoww Models Bikinis Now

December 22nd, 2011 // 83 Comments

Here’s JWoww modeling her new bikini line “JWoww by Perfect Tan Bikini,” and whoever airbrushed these deserves the goddamn Nobel Prize because this is way better work than her Maxim cover and Lindsay’s Playboy spread. Instead of recoiling in horror/immediately scheduling an appointment to have my urethra swabbed, I actually looked at these and went, “Wow, there’s an attractive woman I’d enjoy having intercourse with.” Which is really the whole reason Photoshop was invented, wasn’t it? “While these photographs are satisfactory, what if we could turn them into blemish-free automatons that give people boners?” I believe were Benjamin Franklin’s words. That or, “Note to self: Do NOT attach kite and key to genitals. Prior calculations were incorrect.”

Photos: JWOWW by PerfectTanBikini/Splash News

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    DUCKIE
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    pound of make-up, ton of fake-up, one push-up bra and you have
    a Karcashidan extra….yawn.
    Where did the Talent go?????????

    Now there is only fake believe!!!

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    americana
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    Oh to be young, beautiful, and a woman in this dumb society…I was born the wrong gender.

  3. Shelbey

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  4. JWoww Bikini
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    airbrushed beyond recognition.

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    yowillie
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    Spank and eat.

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    Weirdo
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    I’d tongue her ass deep all day long!

  7. JWoww Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake..yes..but who the F**k cares..She feels good..sexy..confident..Those twins..aren’t real….but who cares..LOL

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    Scott Disick's Love Child
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    LOL photoshop much??

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    Scott Disick's Love Child
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    Worst Photoshop job I’ve seen in a while.

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    mari
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    haters

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