Here’s JWoww modeling her new bikini line “JWoww by Perfect Tan Bikini,” and whoever airbrushed these deserves the goddamn Nobel Prize because this is way better work than her Maxim cover and Lindsay’s Playboy spread. Instead of recoiling in horror/immediately scheduling an appointment to have my urethra swabbed, I actually looked at these and went, “Wow, there’s an attractive woman I’d enjoy having intercourse with.” Which is really the whole reason Photoshop was invented, wasn’t it? “While these photographs are satisfactory, what if we could turn them into blemish-free automatons that give people boners?” I believe were Benjamin Franklin’s words. That or, “Note to self: Do NOT attach kite and key to genitals. Prior calculations were incorrect.”
Photos: JWOWW by PerfectTanBikini/Splash News
pound of make-up, ton of fake-up, one push-up bra and you have
a Karcashidan extra….yawn.
Where did the Talent go?????????
Now there is only fake believe!!!
Oh to be young, beautiful, and a woman in this dumb society…I was born the wrong gender.
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airbrushed beyond recognition.
Spank and eat.
I’d tongue her ass deep all day long!
Fake..yes..but who the F**k cares..She feels good..sexy..confident..Those twins..aren’t real….but who cares..LOL
LOL photoshop much??
Worst Photoshop job I’ve seen in a while.
haters