Here’s JWoww modeling her new bikini line “JWoww by Perfect Tan Bikini,” and whoever airbrushed these deserves the goddamn Nobel Prize because this is way better work than her Maxim cover and Lindsay’s Playboy spread. Instead of recoiling in horror/immediately scheduling an appointment to have my urethra swabbed, I actually looked at these and went, “Wow, there’s an attractive woman I’d enjoy having intercourse with.” Which is really the whole reason Photoshop was invented, wasn’t it? “While these photographs are satisfactory, what if we could turn them into blemish-free automatons that give people boners?” I believe were Benjamin Franklin’s words. That or, “Note to self: Do NOT attach kite and key to genitals. Prior calculations were incorrect.”
Photos: JWOWW by PerfectTanBikini/Splash News
She looked so bad in Maxim. It was astounding how bad she looked.
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What the hell are you talking about you goddamn weirdo?
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Hey, I’m the only weirdo around here! Lol
Troll.
At the risk of sounding like Fish’s grandmother: That’s not a bikini you wear into the water.
Let me know when they invent a Photoshop program that follows you around in real life, airbrushing everyone’s eyes.
I think they call that underwear.
see looks like a biker chick that’s been passed around from guy to guy in the gang. she’s not a looker…very cheap. $10 BJ in the back alley type.
Well, that just isn’t going to work, guys.
hey Stephanie Harper get lost with your scam internet cash maker.
The only flaw Photoshop cannot remove? Skank.
LMAO!!!!!!! Phew… that made me laugh out loud! Thank you Celebutard!!!!
I have an odd feeling that her twat reeks of an old leather baseball mitt
The inside of an old leather baseball mitt…
I betcha it smells like ass. Or foot. Or some kind of foot that’s been lodged up deep, deep, deep, inside an ass.
Like a jar full of pennies.
Computers can fix anything.
Jessica Rabbit looks good as a brunette.
Excuse me miss, you forgot to wash some shit off your left side…
I don’t care what you guys say. I’d snack on her crack,front to back! I’d eat her ass with a spoon!
Thank you for weighing in on behalf of degenerate perverts with no taste and presumably poor vision
I remember that poem. The little dog laughed at some point, right?
“On behalf of degenerate perverts with no taste and presumably poor vision”, I don’t remember her looking this good in the past. Weirdo, if you eat her crack and get a mouthful of hair then it’s because you’re licking the back of my head.
“The little dog laughed to see such sport and frightened Miss Muffett away.”
I’ll bet the wardrobe guy was like “No….we won’t need those back…you just go ahead and keep them.”
My girlf…., wife (still getting used to that) has to photoshop models as part of her job for two makeup companies, the before/after pics are insane! She puts them side by side and I laugh my ass off, all these women are so fake anymore its not even funny.
Biggest culprit in the unedited bikini/underwear shots? The cameltoe, followed by moles.
Interesting thesis, need photo essay to verify. Post links here.
@Frank B.: found this one. @Deac: yup, a disappearing mole.
http://mikegondek.com/PR-FemaleModel.html
Photoshop maybe able to do a lot of things but it can’t fix a fudged face. Photoshopping one makes it look even worse; like that thing above.
Congrats, Deacon. Did you officiate for yourself?
There are “Jersey Shore” Christmas ornaments on the market this year. They’re as plastic as she is, and probably have herpes to make the deal complete.
Didn’t someone invent a program that shows what parts of photographs are Photoshopped? I would love to see these photos run through it. They are probably 80% shopped.
Well, you can tell right off these are Photoshopped just by the lack of herpes sores.
NOW THATS A NICE ASS!!!
Not photoshoped at all!
That looks rill!!!
The body is good enough to distract from the face.
Yup, that body is defeinately good enough to let that face be ignored.
A truck driver in a bikini…whodathunkit?
She was the perfect choice for modeling this line because her boobs are naturally sticky.
Most women would need to apply a non-toxic contact adhesive to keep this top on, but not JWoww. A light misting with water re-activates her patina layers of spray tan, vomit, semen, and acne makeup, which produces one of the most powerful adhesives known to man.
awesome
True story: The ShamWOW was actually named after her, having been developed when all other absorbent sheets proved unable to soak up even a mild Thursday nights worth of fluids off her body.
Are you sure she isn’t opening a Bob’s Big Boy?
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she looks like she had a tummy tuck, that belly button is thatof a tummy tuck.
The problem here is they over-airbrushed her belly then had to draw the belly-button back on, too small and too low. I agree. Looks totally wierd.
These are as close to real pics of JWow as The Hobbit is to documentary film-making.
I would totally do her!
At first, I thought these were not too bad, then I realized I was on the slippery slope to beating off to Jasmine from “Aladdin.”
Glad no photoshop, past recent years, photoshop has been big job issue with inexperienced guys.
Could that photo BE any more Photoshopped? Sheesh!
wheres her belly button gone?
Dead center of her torso, about 9 inches above her vagina. If it were on the back it would be called an asshole.
How are those tops staying on?
Bukkake.
She looks great in a bikini, but I hate it when a pretty girl has a tattoo. It’s like scribbling on a beautiful work of art.
Either her surgeon or her photoshopper needs to take an anatomy class ’cause I don’t think her bellybutton has ever appeared in the right spot.
Her entire midsection looks computer generated. FAIL.
Tattoos are just plain trashy.
And her bottom half.. the photoshops given her the exact proportions of that genie from aladdin. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100524195607/disney/images/a/a7/Aladdin_genie.jpg Theres always been talk of disney promoting unhealthy body image to vulnerable young women but this was a totally unexpected animated beauty icon. yay for photoshop i guess.
She looks hot.
Ugh; busted ugly face, ginormous fake bolt on titties. If she didn’t have those artificial funbags, no one would pay any attention to her…
While staring intently at her in all the photos. My little jimmy is still hanging to the floor.
skanky bikinis for a skank…
being slim in america means alot to your account……….
Lol @ the bellybutton
Oh, C’MON. This is more fake than Octomom’s Photoshopped ass.
She resembles one of the L.A. plastic surgery monsters from ‘Escape from L.A.’
tranny
l.m.f.a.o.
McFeely, you never disappoint.
Just say NO to fakes tits.
She needs to do something about her face.