JWoww Looks Just Thrilled Her New Show Is All About Snooki Being Pregnant Now

March 2nd, 2012 // 20 Comments
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When JWoww signed on for a Jersey Shore spinoff with Snooki, she just assumed it’d be another couple of weeks getting paid to act like giant drunken whores on TV thus inspiring future generations to strive for greatness. Except no one taught Snooki how condoms work, so now the show’s being transitioned into Bringing Home Baby: Does Huggies Make A Cream For Herpies? Edition and you can see just how happy Jwoww is about it in every single one of these shots. TMZ reports:

One Jersey City baby store has already been contacted by producers about shooting on location.
The owner of Bambi Baby tells TMZ, someone from 495 Productions — the company behind “Jersey Shore” — reached out to the baby store within the last few weeks … right around the time Snooki was adamantly denying she was pregnant.
We’re told 495 asked Bambi for permission to shoot some scenes inside the store — and after some initial hesitation … the owner agreed.

Of course, the real comedy is that I’m giving MTV and Snooki the benefit of the doubt that she’s not going to knock back Jager bombs and piss all over dance floors. “Ohmygod, shut up, you guys. Moms in Russia drink vodka all the time. Wait, what do you mean the baby fell out of me onto the floor? Ohmygod, I thought someone just dropped a really gross ham. Well, quick, perfume my vag and let’s go over there before anyone knows it was me. Do you think I’ll get laid tonight?”

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  1. Star Droppings

    I’m just glad Snooki will finally have someone to share clothes with. Nothing says “slutty” like an unsnapped onesie.

  2. hair did

    She got millions of dollars and you don’t quit cryin bitches

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    Courtkney
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    Not pictured: Italian sausage.

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    dickfreeman
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    upstaged by a foetus.

  5. mel

    they should call the show, “2 skanks with the absolute ugliest mouths in the history of history”. what the shit is going on with these women’s pie holes? they are quite literally deformed…that’s the only way to put it.

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    What I See
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    One in the pink and two in the stink

  7. Don't Talk About Fight Club

    They need to remake Fight Club because there isn’t enough people spitting in food.

  8. Snooki Pregnant JWoww
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    “I’m pro-choice.” -Snooki’s fetus

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    She should get the focus back by doing the obvious…BIGGER tits and even more orange krylon.

  10. Call Vegas and find out the odds of this poor kid being born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

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    My, how motherhood ages a woman.

  12. Do_Freebird

    On the plus side I understand the producers want to focus on JWoww’s search for the best STD clinics in the state of New Jersey.

  13. forrest

    did you expect some smart/bright things to happen?
    ……..HOPE NOT!!

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    Okay kids, here’s a quick quiz to see how well you remember the lesson on separating your trash: Which pile in this picture is non-recyclable?

  15. ACS111

    im not getting this. whats the show is gonna be about?she cant drink, go out, thats all they did before. whats left, shopping?Maybe Snooks 15 min is just up. i guess ,she can always appear on those mum shows MTV keeps running

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    Blech
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    It’s as if the charm of Jersey City has finally hit her. Really hard. In the face.

  17. EricLr

    She’s probably worried that Snooki is going to eat her.

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    MONICA
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    DEAR SNOOKI IM A BIG FAN I LOVE YOU A QUESTION ARE YOU PREGNANT AND DO YOU LIVE WITTH JWOWW

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    So thats
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    and
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  20. i am actually out of words, what is there left to say about these two bimbettes? who over looked sam, and deena? oh yea i se the problem they were too nice to continue a show witht them , and i watch pauly d, and his obese friends to put m to sleep at night so i say goodbye jersey shore, your time is up there, and everywhere else as far as i see it..ha ha ha ha…adios biya con dios..

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