For years, Pamela Anderson has been a staple at Richie Rich’s Fashion Week runway shows where she brought a certain level of class and sophistication liken the world has never seen. However, this year, Richie has found a new muse in Jersey Shore’s JWoww which is really, just an inspired choice. Who better to carry the fake-breasted torch of shameless whorebaggery, only to be cast aside and die from hepatitis, penniless and alone? She was practically built for this.
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J-Woww from the front, Snooki from the back.
lmfao for a girl that works out everyday, cellulite on hamstrings in nasty…
these hoes like to eat all kinds of gross food, bet ya!
HEY! Pamela is the QUEEN OF THE TRAILER PARK…
…this here girl is merely the Septic Tank Princess.
(and shave your pits, whore!)
Good Christ HOW did this ugly cunt get famous again? I mean Jesus she’s dime-a-dozen mediocre at best. Basically a cum dumpster with a horrible 2nd rate tit job.
She’d be more bangable if it weren’t for her wop-pig dago face.
Enjoy the 15 minutes you stank twat
No one was interested in your first three posts, but hey keep trying!
LOL
That Christina Aguilera looks more like a man every time I see her.
yep see-thru’s an improvement. what’s the time on this one?
ticky ticky..
She should follow Lilo’s lead and wear white. Hides the cumstains nicely so my wifey doesn’t find out
Is anyone else seeing the cottage cheese on those thighs? Guess she spent all of her (well earned, cough cough) money on the top half.
Yes. Ma’am….hilarious. That mean she works out a shit load but eats like a fat man.
So does her religion require her to carry around a sack of flour with a clown face drawn on and a camera strapped to it?
I bet this bitch can kick like a mule.
The wonk is strong with this one.
Built for it? Like faster, stronger, bigger boobed?
Jwowtf? How does a 24 year old look 40? I mean other than spending hundreds of hours in the sun, getting your breast implants from the $0.99/lb closeout bin.
I had to actually hold a straight edge to the screen to convince myself it wasn’t just an optical illusion, her boobs are two different sizes, and on two different levels. NOW we know why she’s never going to pose nude, she’s a fucking joke naked.
oh i can’t think of anything funny to say about this lop boobed air waster.
I think its an optnipple illusion, the dress is cut low on one side.
It’s packing a penis…Actually a Tranny!!!!
Why isn’t there a “Wide Load” sign on her ass? She looks a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt in the picture of her running away from the camera.
Looks like Macaulay Culkin there can’t wait to tuck it back and scissor his way into some herps!
she got the jimmy-legs
Jwow? More JwoOw.
LMAO
BUTTERFACE!!!!!
This type of girl works out hard, everyday…due to guilt, becasue I guarantee you she eats like a pig. I can imagine it. I know women like her. They over eat, then over exercise, but are always behind ( with cellulite)
Pam was a HOT CELEB.
This thing is Not hot and Not a celeb!
all I can say is: o_O …and that is not my facial expression.
those boobs are like an homage to Marty Feldman
Holy shit, what is that thing that is positioned to the right of JWonkBoobs? Is that even human? I think my soul just puked at the sight of that.
I like Jwoww, she seems like the only real one in the house.
wait- I meant personality, not physically
ugh
JWOW IS HOTTTT
your birthmark looks like shit.
hmmm yes that one is definitely more plump than the other one i must saaayy…
I wouldnt fuck her with Snooki’s dick
It may just be the dress or I’m just seeing things because its 2 in the morning… but without a bra and any push up looks like one boob is ten times bigger than the other…
No comparison. Pam set the record for most Playboy Mag covers & was & still is an iconic sex symbol. JWoww looks average and bought boobs, anyone can buy boobs. Rich just used J cuz right now J is popular w Jersey Shore show & he has a fake tata fetish.
hahaha! they do look disproportional. plus, she looks disgusting without makeup. for some reason i thought she had green eyes(i prefer blue), but she has brown eyes. she’s definitely not my type, but i just got off to CARLI BANKS and my “horny goggles” are definitely off and i can’t believe i thought she was sexy. from now on, i have to judge “attractive” girls as they are without make up before i consider them “attractive”. she resembles a cockroach, lol. i’m not saying my penis doesn’t like the occasional fake breasted slut, but the last time i found pamela anderson hot was around the time she did barb wire and before i found out she had HEPATITUS C! it’s beyond me how kid rock and whoever else would want to get with her after knowing she had an incurable disease, but hey, they really aren’t important or smart. this girl is definitely one night stand material and i actually thought she’d make a decent girlfriend, not long term, but something to play with. NOT ANYMORE! lol. let’s see: she has 2 yapper dogs( i love dogs, but any dog that’s small, never stops barking and has a weird looking face(excluding pugs and dachshunds) I HATE! i love dogs, like labs, rottweilers, pitts, but the chihuahuas, pomeranians and terriers are worthless and some of the dumbest animals. i wish i could wipe them all out. anyway, she has 2 of these fu..ers, she has uneven breasts, she has a weird looking face, she’s italian(haha, joking, lol), she has messed up/damaged hair, she smokes and something else. what are her good qualities(non sexual ones)? can’t think of any, lol. i guess i won’t be trying to watch jersey beach anymore.
god dayum man u talk alot
It’s hard to be concise after smoking a bowl and jerking off … just too much going on in your head – huh?
What the hell is that thing standing next to her???
This is the same “classy” girl that pissed on the floor of a nightclub, right? Thought so.
I love how her face is at least 2 shades lighter than the rest of her body … She needs to replace her plastic surgeon, stylist & make-up artist ASAP!!!!!!!!
Weird shoes. Weird scar?
pasties maybe?
Say what you want but I love jwow. I think she’s beautiful and the only one on that show with a brain. I hope she does well in her career.
Her nipples are huge…. whaaaaatt is thissssssssss…
OK… we get it.. Jersey Shore is fun for some people to watch because of the DRAMA they cause and the WEIRDNESS of their lifestyles….. BUT WHY is the GOSSIP MEDIA… especially CELEBUZZ and TWO OTHERS… so DETERMINED to MAKE US BELIEVE that J-WOW is ALL THAT and A BAG OF CHIPS??
She is NOTHING EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT PAMELA ANDERSON WAS IN HER DAY!
J-WOW is not PRETTY, and ANYONE can get her BOOBS… ALSO, she DOES NOT have a SWEET or KIND personality.. She is a BITCH and a CHEATING WHORE!! AND AN UGLY ONE TOO… SHE HAS in OK PAIR OF LEGS AND ASS.. but thats IT… the NEW GIRLS ASS LOOKS BETTER! J-WOW is a CLASSIC TRAUMATIC EX-FAT GIRL TURNED ALCOHOLIC COCK-CRAZED F.U.G.L.Y GIRL with a FAKE BODY…. THATS ALL!
Levi
ANYWAY, I WISH EVERYONE WOULD QUIT TRYIING TO PUSH THE J_WOW CRAZE on everyone… She’s a TRAIN-WRECK and NOBODY likes her so she will NEVER BE ANY BIGGER than JERSEY SHOORE or HUSTLER!!!
Very Funny !
A low, low, low rent Pam Anderson. A ‘subsidized housing’ Pam Anderson, if you will.
Is it me, or do her tits look like someone just threw some pepperoni all over that shit?
Is that Pink she’s with? I didn’t know she was banging famous dudes now. Good for the little gremlin.
she’s not really 23 is she? she looks so haggard and, well, gross.
i mean i’m 22, smoke a hell of a lot of pot, used to drink too much, have a crappy diet, don’t exercise… and i still look better.
proud to say i’ve never watched a full 60 seconds of jersey shore. i tried watching something on youtube, lasted 15 seconds literally and had to close and uninstall my browser. still… not… clean..
Hey, I just wanted to tell you that based on what you said, I think you’re really really awesome.
Good for her ;-)
she probably has pasties on over her nipples ppl, relax!
i think the worst part is actually all the long armpit hair that is coming out! Yuck, your a girl, shave your armpits!
I think she should be called JWoOw … or JWHATTHEFUCK?