JWoww is Pamela Anderson Now
For years, Pamela Anderson has been a staple at Richie Rich’s Fashion Week runway shows where she brought a certain level of class and sophistication liken the world has never seen. However, this year, Richie has found a new muse in Jersey Shore’s JWoww which is really, just an inspired choice. Who better to carry the fake-breasted torch of shameless whorebaggery, only to be cast aside and die from hepatitis, penniless and alone? She was practically built for this.