For years, Pamela Anderson has been a staple at Richie Rich’s Fashion Week runway shows where she brought a certain level of class and sophistication liken the world has never seen. However, this year, Richie has found a new muse in Jersey Shore’s JWoww which is really, just an inspired choice. Who better to carry the fake-breasted torch of shameless whorebaggery, only to be cast aside and die from hepatitis, penniless and alone? She was practically built for this.
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How come one boob looks bigger than the other?
Umm…because nobody’s boobs are the same size, regardless of plastic surgery. Although they do try to even them out with most boob jobs.
But now I’ve been too serious.
I would fuck this one stupid. The only one on that show that is fuckable.
I have had my mouth on plenty of boobs and none of them were this lopsided. It looks like the right side sprung a leak. I would fuck this one stupid too. Although it would not take long, she is close to retarded now
Jimbo,
HEHEHEHEHEHE!
They don’t have to be big to be good
Men like you are not immoral, I get you. But, no matter how horny, I can;t f*ck dirty dick like yours. J-Wow will tho. I am too much of a clean freak and men are too nasty. Glad I am cute, I can be picky bitches!
Many women have perfect boobs. I think her asymmetrical dress is emphasizing the difference. I would still nail it.
@Myclamisaninnie, you rock!
not to mention, damn i mentioned, the nips seem huge and dark
My right ball is bigger than my left ball. Plus it’s always forward of my left ball. Maybe it’s because I’m right handed.
Wonk Teets Alert
shud change name to JWonkk
Uh, this girl is no Pamela Anderson. In her day, Pamela was super hot and deserving of her status as an iconic pin-up girl. Plus she fucked on camera. This girl is certainly not attractive, big tits aside.
Give her a couple of weeks and she will be fucking on camera…
DKNY got it right. Pam was an intensely hot girl back in the day, especially pre-boobs. Check her first couple of Playboys. Total babe.
This Skanksandwich might have been cute when she was a teenager, but right now she is monstrous. Check out shot 5, of what she hauls around with her. It is to puke.
Good one, “Snooki’s Taint”
i agree! pam anderson will go down in history as the “marilyn monroe” of the 90s. but j-wow is as average and ordinary looking as they come! she would get ZERO attention without the plastic tits.
wow that is one of the most lopsided boob jobs i have ever seen.
Yep. I thought runways were straight? Cuz she has to walk in circles with those things.
Is that hair under her armpit in that first picture, or am I seeing things?
I KNOW PAM ANDERSON…AND SHE IS NO PAM ANDERSON!
More like Palm-ala Hand-erson. You masterbater
For some reason, Dazed and Confuzed came to mind…(with my own twist)
Check ya later, “Master Bayter”…
(sigh, i dunno…)
Y’know if J Woww always looked this good, I just might hit that. I’m going tohell for that, ain’t I?
Guidette #1 has salami nipples? Color me surprised
More like bow-woww!
JWOWW smells like fritos and tuna sandwich.
PS: FIRST!!!
it was Nice of Lady GAGA to pose with her though
Good!
I was thinking no one had noticed that bleached wreck on the salami’s side. What the fucking fuck is that??? These picks make a good argument against humanity…
Its your typical out of the closet homo…and why there is a valid argument against gay marriage.
NO ONE likes flamboyant, loud mouthed, ass gaping cock garages that BEG for attention and feel the need to inform everyone of their sexual preference.
Andy Warhols previously molested twin above is case in point.
If your gay, cool…the rest of the world doesnt need to know. Save your tendencies for the extremely over-interior designed gatherings you throw with your chihuahua.
Looks like her nipples have fell out with each other.
could she wear anything else to make her wonk tits look anymore wonkier.
the cut of the dress makes it look like she’s got wonk boob
Pamela Anderson is to JWoww as Hepatitis is to AIDS
To paraphrase Ben Franklin, “Huge fake tits are God’s way of proving that He loves us.”
Hey, call me a pig, but I like skanky girls with fake tits. Admit it guys, the whole weight section would be slobbering over this chick in the gym.
But, Pamela nderson she is not.
And I say the under/over is 2 months before that dude has full blown AIDS and is shitting in a bed pan.
Pig
hahahaha
why do i have an irresistible craving for salami?
Ellen’s dating again…?
Ellen’s dating again…?
Lopsided or not…she could nurse me.
Good luck getting your mouth to entirely cover a single nipple, let alone extracting non-toxic nutrients from it.
Good Christ HOW did this ugly cunt get famous again? I mean Jesus she’s dime-a-dozen mediocre at best. Basically a cum dumpster with a horrible 2nd rate tit job.
She’d be more bangable if it weren’t for her wop-pig dago face.
Enjoy the 15 minutes you stank twat
She’s not even Italian. I think she’s like Irish and some other shit. Whatever it is, it’s a bad mix!
the definition of sexy right here
One more please rub those in my face.
After the crackhead ginger zombie from the last post, white trash whore barbie here looks rather exquisite.
Please stop posting nasties like this, and post the latest movie shot of Brooklyn Decker in that luscious yellow bikini walking up the beach?!!!!!!!
Good Christ HOW did this ugly cunt get famous again? I mean Jesus she’s dime-a-dozen mediocre at best. Basically a cum dumpster with a horrible 2nd rate tit job.
She’d be more bangable if it weren’t for her wop-pig dago face.
Enjoy the 15 minutes you stank twat
i hate myself for wanting to suck on her asshole…
This looks like a very gay reenactment of Macaulay Culkin hooking up with that porn star.
geez those nipples are aiming skyward! Put the money you get for being a retarded whore on TV towards a better boob job.
Ayup, that was my first thought too. o_O
yuk she is so trashy and fake from her boobs to her personality. even pam actuly acted in some thing and was a model and icon at one time this bitch is’nt shit it makes me ill
Her boobs look lopsided.
Bolt a pair of fake tits on a trailer park skank and she thinks she is fashion material. Just ’cause all her brothers and boy-cousins tell her that after wiping her down when they’re finished doesn’t mean its true.
Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF.
Best.Reference.Ever
Daddy’s little girl!
Sweet Home Alabama !
Whoops , I mean Sweet Home Parsippany!
those tits are as fake as my tan and itailian heritage….
She’s got a mommy tit and a little baby tit..they’re holding hands :)
They are lopsided! LMAO Her left one is higher than her right one.
Fitting! Oh so fitting, for a no talent hosebag.
(I’m sorry for these people, New Jersey)
You know this is where you’ll find me.
What is going on back there, I don’t see any sign of life…
Tori Spelling looks like a tranny.
I’ve seen rockets that point less skyward than her right nipple.
It’s pretty normal for boobs to be different sizes. Usually it’s not noticeable. Alas I was not so lucky as mine have a difference of two cup sizes.
What the hell is that by her side, and why does it have a Diana around its neck?
Yuck. Disgusting. I wouldn’t do her with YOUR dick.
and who says shed even want you? dam men..
If little Billy gets out and mounts her from the rear , it will be J OWWW
“Shameless whorebaggery”…..Good one!
why i am i the only one who thinks she is pretty? i think she has a naturally pretty face, and if her boobs weren’t so overdone i think she would look a lot prettier! i guess i really don’t know what guys find hot, haha!
I think she’s really hot…on the trashy side, but hot. I agree about the over-the-top obvious bolt-ons too, and don’t understand why ppl make a big deal about them. It’s a pretty bad boob job, IMO!
I am a guy and I think her face is pretty, but the problem is that she looks 45-50 in some pictures, I don’t know why but she looks very trashed, and no amount of make up can fix that, she always looks 25 years older than she is,
When I heard her actual age, at first i didn’t believe it, part of it is her face wrinkles, the skin looks really bad, but her face is really pretty, I like her,
is just that she kinda looks the way people look after years of drug abuse, the only time I have seen someome look like this is meth addicts,
Look at britney now, she is slowly deteriorating, and Lindsay, both are also going down that path, JWOww is already there,
I would still bang her until I passed out
is it just me or does it look like she has huuuge nipples?
she needs bigger implants because the ones she has aren’t doing a good job at distracting us from looking at her weird ass face O_o