Nude photos of Jersey Shore’s JWoww are in the hands of her former manager/ex-boyfriend which reportedly show the reality star before she became the stunning creature she is now. Her lawyers have been fighting to keep the pics unpublished, and now she’s decided to claim she was under anesthesia when they were taken which is women’s excuse for everything these days. RadarOnline reports:
What a joke! How are you under anesthesia when you are standing up posing for the pictures?,” Lippolis said to RadarOnline.com.
“They had not given her anesthesia when I took the pictures, she was actually standing up with her hands on her hips looking right at me.”
…. “The pictures were taken more than an hour before she even went in,” Tom told RadarOnline.com in the new interview. “She told me, ‘Take two pictures of me, one from the front and one from behind then we’ll take them after.”
Obviously we’ll know who’s telling the truth when the pictures are ultimately released and she’s drooling over the side of a wheelchair – *crosses fingers* – but I hope JWoww isn’t thinking this new anesthesia angle is going to somehow make people want to look at the pics any less. This is the Internet we’re talking about. 78 million people watched a video of a little kid after a trip to the dentist and Kim Kardashian was the most Googled celebrity two years running. We’ve got issues. Deep psychological issues. Case in point:
There’s literally no excuse for that. None.
Photos: Splash News
First?
Don’t attribute to anesthesia that which can be explained by stupidity.
is cocaine an anesthesia now?
Cocaine has ALWAYS been an anesthetic.
Nobody is going to believe this excuse since it’s common knowledge she will go totally nude for a soda and half-eaten Snicker’s bar.
Nobody is going to believe this because it’s fucking retarded. There’s nothing wrong with having a boyfriend snap some “before” pics of your boobs, he’s a bit of a jerk for trying to sell them…so just say THAT. Lying about something that doesn’t have any reason to lie about tells me she’s either pathological, or just fucking stupid.
I vote fucking stupid.
I vote don’t care, this is what you get for trying to milk the public dollar.
Okay, McFeely, you are typically smarter than this. Seriously, the ex has already gone on record stating he is NOT shopping the photos around.
He is suing her for unpaid managerial costs. Her team spun this up to make her more famous for being a cock-munching whore. Not that the ex isn’t probably a certifiable moron, because, well, look at his record. But still. He isn’t selling the photos
So lemme see, the owner of the photos is suing JWOWW for managerial costs and all of a sudden he’s waving photos of her naked around? C’mon man how naive are ya? Leverage. Pay my demands or I release the photos. Either way he gets paid. Of course he’s not selling them. Noooooo.
I can’t tell if she is not half bad or it’s some sort of illusion due to her proximity to that sawed off pug costar.
Jwow: “I was under anathesia (read: stoned) when those photos were taken.”
“Be glad that the photos weren’t taken while I was turning tricks, you would of REALLY been disgusted!”
“I didn’t buy those plastic tits just so I could stand in line with the housewives at the grocery store. They’ve made a lot of money for me.”
since when is a handle of vodka refered to as anesthesia?
She should be for the nude photos. Hell, take more.
If anything, the nude photos are going to make her career go up. Just look at Paris Hilton.
i will give her Stylist this much….whoever she has hired has REALLY cleaned up her look a LOT. she actually looks CLASSY in those pics! then she does something stupid like give the camera the bird.
You cand ress a skank up, put make up on her, hang designer clothes on her, perform plastic surgery, have her work out 7 days a week …
But deep down inside, she’s still a skank. A hot skank, but a classless skank nonetheless.
This picture is killing me softly.
Anesthesia? Given the combination of vodka tonics and rohypnol that’s undoubtedly been through her system I’m amazed she doesn’t have a built in tolerance.
Wow, she actually looks cute when she’s not painted orange.
she almost looks like that girl from “The Vampire Diaries” Nina Do-something. So my next guess is that she will say she was magically forced to say that because a vampire made her.
Actually, she is numb from the neck up 24/7…
So the picts were taken during her implant operation? Do we really want to see that?
that ring is fucking ugly…
Okay anyone else creeped out by the ‘human eyed’ Elmo? Looks fucking possessed!!!
People who believe JWoww knows the word “anesthesia” are the same people who believe that…no, wait. Nobody’s that stupid.
She’s actually very pretty. I wish she would tone down the fake tanner. She kind of looks like Nina Dobrev (in these photos, at least)
Good one skank!
What an asshole this bitch is, and what is with the white Don King?
Drugs or no drugs she still sucks at fighting…
So, since when is it illegal to get a girl doped up to take some beaver shots. This ain’t Nazi, Russia. Read your history!
She’s really pretty in pictures….. but not so much when she opens her mouth and starts speaking.
Didn’t Linda Lovelace try this defense when she tried to explain away all the cocks she sucked? **FAIL**
AUUUUGH! LEARN TO USE THE STRIKE-THROUGH CORRECTLY!
“stunning” is NOT struck-through, when doing tongue in cheek.
Here is how to use it correctly:
When she became the stunning creature [strike-through "CREATURE"] then provide a sub word that is nicer: “vixen” or “model” for example.
GEESH!
I’ve now officially seen everything in the comments.
yeah wtf dude, learn proper editing jesus
Here’s another example:
Strike-through “whiskey” or “heroin”, THEN put the word that actually came out of her mouth (“anesthesia”).
GEESH!
Why is this thing famous? For being a drunk and stupid? My 40 year old sister looks better then her.
More likely the boyfriend was under anesthesia while taking the nude photos.
this shit is really sad and pathetic though, these kind of people need therapy not limelight.
Yeah she also looks like she finally discovered Botox (around eyes and between eyebrows – ***bet she can’t knit her eyebrows if you ask her!!***) and restylane or juvederm for laugh lines or nasolabial folds.
Much better (more tasteful) choice in earrings..she all too often was caught rockin huge tacky fluorescent pink hoop earrings and things of that nature.
Oh wait. It may be because she has that behemoth distraction of a ‘ring’ on her hand (she seems to be promoting or heavily attempting to show it off-and built her whole purple outfit around wearing that eye sore)
I believe her. I saw the pictures and now my dick is numb.
Mind posting a link?
Lol. It was just a joke dude.
I love Jwoww, she is hardcore and doesn’t put up with anyone’s shiz.
Much love from the shores of SYDNEY AUS.
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